Posts tagged "grandma"

No More Gym Excuses: Meet 77-Year-Old Powerlifting Grandma Willie Murphy

I have not seen the inside of a gym in over four months. I am not proud of this, but martinis and lobster rolls just took priority. Every time I try and motivate myself to get off my ass, I’m drawn into another episode of “The Affair” and refuse to move. And then today I…

Katie Oldenburg / December 2, 2014

It’s Time To Cry: Teen Takes His Great-Grandma To Prom

I want to think 19-year-old Austin Dennison, a church-going Eagle Scout who plays football, baseball, and basketball and performs in the school band, is a little goody-two-shoes. But I just can’t, because Austin is adorable. He called up his great-grandma “DD” — Delores Dennison — and asked her to be his prom date. Delores i…

Jessica Wakeman / May 2, 2014

Meet Your Latest Social Media Obsession: Granny “Badass” Baddie Winkle, “Stealing Your Man Since 1928″

on my way to steal your man pic.twitter.com/ZK0KmYJLbw

— baddie (@baddiewinkle) April 24, 2014
I don’t think it’s legal to adopt grandmas, but if it were, I’d want Baddie Winkle to join my family. She’s 86 years young, a great-grandmother, and one badass bitch. She only surfaced on the social media scene…

Katie Oldenburg / April 26, 2014

Awesome Grandma Busts A Move To “Ice, Ice Baby”

This video of a very talented grandma breaking out respectable dance moves to “Ice, Ice Baby” while cooking dinner is your daily reminder of why the internet is great. Her grandson may be in embarrassed, but I am impressed. And the dog seems to be as well. Word to you, grandma. [Daily Picks And Flicks]…

Ami Angelowicz / March 28, 2014

Backyard “Granny Pods” Now Available For The Unwanted Elderly

Are your elderly parents hogging the remote too often? Are you tired of watching spit dribble down your grandma’s chin as she sits quietly at the head of your family dinner table? Is your grandpa’s hollering getting to be too much?

If yes, then it’s time to send them into your backyard with…

Daley Quinn / November 28, 2012

Puppies — Great Present Or Greatest Present?

Is there anything better than puppies? No. The answer is no. [YouTube]…

Julie Gerstein / September 10, 2012

Sexy Times For Senior Citizens

They don’t call it the golden years for nothing! Senior citizens are overwhelmingly sexually satisfied — to anyone who has seen Blanche Devereaux slut her way through an episode of the Golden Girls, this will come as no surprise. But the men are getting their fair share too — 54% of single men are sexually…

Simcha / July 10, 2008