Finally: Senate Deal Announced
Harry Reid and Mitch McConnell have reached a bipartisan deal to end the government shutdown and lift the debt ceiling, they announced in Senate floor speeches today. "This is far less than many of us had hoped for frankly," McConnell said. "But it's far better than what some had sought." The deal does not include…
Federal Employees Get Free Vibrators During Government Shutdown
While the Republicans in Congress are busy fucking the country, federal employees who've been affected by the government shutdown can fuck themselves thanks to Vibrators.com. The company is shipping 200 vibrators per day to those employees deemed "nonessential," in hopes of giving them something to do while they "have so much time" on their hands.