Once again, the federal government is on the verge of a shutdown
Why can’t we all just get along?
Senate Democrats Prepared To Filibuster Through Planned Parenthood Defunding
The congressional funding bill that would keep the government from shutting down after Wednesday is heading to the Senate today, but with complications, of course. As it exists now, the…
Donald Trump Wants To Shut Down The Government To Defund Planned Parenthood
Donald Trump wants to shut down the government over Planned Parenthood funding, and he may not be alone.
Senate Democrats Block Bill To Defund Planned Parenthood
Finally: Senate Deal Announced
Harry Reid and Mitch McConnell have reached a bipartisan deal to end the government shutdown and lift the debt ceiling, they announced in Senate floor speeches today. “This is far…
Federal Employees Get Free Vibrators During Government Shutdown
While the Republicans in Congress are busy fucking the country, federal employees who’ve been affected by the government shutdown can fuck themselves thanks to Vibrators.com. The company is shipping 200…
Watch Stephen Colbert Marry A Couple Whose Wedding Was Ruined By The Government Shutdown
Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were all set to be married on the steps of the Jefferson Memorial this Saturday, but alas, the ongoing government shutdown got in the way…