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Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Weed

I was very disappointed to hear that my favorite auto-tuned celebrity, Antoine Dodson (aka Bed Intruder), was busted for possession of marijuana yesterday in Hunstsville, Alabama. He was charged with misdemeanor possession, failing to appear on a traffic charge, speeding, and failing to have insurance. Tsk tsk, Antoine. Don’t you know to “hide ya weed”? I was rooting for him to get out of the projects, I really was. And what happened to his lovely weave? Come back to us, Antoine. [TMZ]
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Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Jolie-Pitt Nanny?

Prepare your references, Mary Poppins. According to nanny hopefuls, if you’d like to be in the employ of the Jolie-Pitt family, you’d better have some skills. For starters, you must have a college degree in education or child development, be able to act as a personal educator, speak at least two languages (including the language of origin of the adopted kids), and be willing to globe trot. And your salary? Anywhere from $50,000 to $150,000 depending on your charge. Yes, I said charge. Each member of the brood gets their own personal nanny. I wonder whose nanny costs the most. I’m guessing Shiloh because of her fashion demands. Any applicants? [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Khloe Kardashian: The “Ugly Sister” With The Beautiful Closet

Jealous of Khloe Kardashian’s color-coordinated shoe closet? I know I am salivating right now, so I can only imagine how Kim and Kourtney feel. Good god, that closet is a sight to behold. “I love all of my shoes! It is a must to have them color coordinated, and to be able to see each and every one of them. I know exactly where each one lives and I can tell if one has even been moved! It definitely helps to put one shoe facing front, and the other to the back. It saves space, but it is also nice to be able to see the back-side of the shoe. I am an organization freak!” Khloe told Elle magazine. The neat freak in me is kvelling. I’ve tried to organize my shoes but they always end up mismatched and all over place. Maybe it would be different if I had 75 pairs of Laboutins. Khloe may be the “ugly sister“(even though she’s hot by all standards), but more than makes up for it in the shoe department. We all have our strengths. [Elle] Keep reading »

Patrick Dempsey Wears Falsies?

According to Star magazine, Patrick Dempsey has a dirty little beauty secret. “He borrows fake lashes from his wife, Jill … He wears them all the time — even to his son’s Little League games!” says a mysterious insider. Gosh, I knew his lashes were looking fuller and lusher lately, but I suspected he was using an eyelash curler. I had no idea things had gotten this serious. I’m so concerned about him. His wife must be distraught. Are they serious? Come on, now. I could have made up something more titillating. Must be an extraordinarily slow news week in the celebrity world. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Is Brad Pitt Boinking A Young Angelina Look-A-Like?

According to Star magazine, Brad Pitt has been caught in a “nude scandal” with his 23-year-old “Cogan’s Trade” co-star, Bella Heathcote. Allegedly, he was caught undressing the “Angelina-look-a-like” in his trailer by none other than Angelina herself. GASP! Initially, I thought she may be the seventh child Brangelina was adopting (hence the tattoo), but Us Weekly reports that Brad and Bella haven’t even met yet. They are both in the film, but haven’t shot any scenes together. The Aussie actress mentioned that she saw Brad half-naked in “Troy” and thought he was hot and hopes to play his love interest someday. If that’s a “nude scandal,” then I have been involved in many with Johnny Depp. Good work, Star. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Drunk Kim Cattrall Suggests Gossip Reporter Quit, Get A “Respectable Job”

“[Reporter asks Kim Cattrall about a tip Page Six received that Kim had a bikini wax earlier in the day] That’s a stupid question. You’re a smart girl. How could you want to write that? … [Being a gossip reporter isn't] a respectable job. Why don’t you work at — what’s that news agency — Roybers? Reuters. Yeah, sorry, I’ve been drinking. What about writing for a blog? Then you can write about what you want [or] care about. … You didn’t see my film. Why are you even here?”

— Kim Cattrall is freaking hilarious when she’s knocked back a few. Also, good career tip on working for a blog. You totally do get to write about whatever you want, including posting funny drunk quotes from “Sex & The City” actresses. Congratulations, Kim, you’re now an honorary member of the daytime drunks club.

After the jump, Kim took a moment from dishing out career advice to talk about older roles for women in Hollywood: Keep reading »

NYU Welcomes Professor James Franco To Their Staff

James Franco, Gay?
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James Franco likes to talk about gayness. So, is he or is he not? Read More »

Oscar-nominated actor, performance artist, writer, aspiring film director, Yale Ph.D student, and now … college professor. James Franco does it all! New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts (my alma mater and the school where Franco is working on his MFA in film production) has hired him to teach a graduate level course on adapting poetry into short films. I’m unsure what qualifies him to teach this course. Oh, wait. Now that I think about it, he did play Allen Ginsburg in “Howl” so he must be an expert on poetry! Keep reading »

Katherine Heigl Pulls An Allison DuBois

“Now I use an electronic cigarette, I know it’s ridiculous, but it’s helping me not to actually smoke real cigarettes. You feel like you are smoking, and you get to exhale but it’s just water vapor and not nicotine. I’ve been doing it for six months. Smoking sucks!”

Katherine Heigl on her electronic cigarette habit. Why is she even trying to pretend like she didn’t get the idea from Allison DuBois on her infamous episode of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills“? At least Katherine realizes it’s ridiculous. Do I smell (well, they actually don’t smell) an emerging celebrity trend? E-cigs are the new cigarettes. Who’s gonna be puffing on one next? I heard Lindsay Lohan was trying to quit… [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Can You Guess Who’s Dating This Pot Goddess?

Can you figure out which famous actor is having a whirlwind romance with “Chronic Girl 2010,” better known as Natalie Kenly or Natty Baby? Find out after the jump. Keep reading »

Cedric From “RHOBH” Has A New Sugar Momma And A New Job

Now that Cedric Martinez, the freeloading gaygolo from “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” has been excommunicated from Lisa Vanderpump’s circle of trust (and her mansion), he needs a new mother figure (and a place to live). Enter Brandi Glanville, Eddie Cibrian’s ex. “He’s my gay best friend! I’ve known him for 16 years. We modeled together back in Milan and Paris and London back in the day. My boys love him. He’s going to be my manny for two days a week,” she said. He doesn’t seem like manny material to me, but as long as the boys love him. Cedric should be moving into Brandi’s house any day now. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »