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The Sexiest Shows On Television

Soft-core porn used to be reserved for pay-per-view channels like Skin-imax, but now it’s all over the boob tube! And it’s not Lifetime movie-esque storylines with wives in floral print dresses waiting for their husbands to feel them up so, so gently you can hardly tell what they’re doing is a sex act. Lucky for me and all you pervs out there, TV has gotten so meaty. Yeah, baby, we like it raw! Here are the top shows to watch, if you want to see some gratuitous soft-core sex scenes… Keep reading »

Quickies!: Vogue Trashes Sienna Miller, Oscar Movies Leaked Online, & NeNe And Kim Are BFF’s Again

  • The new documentary “The September Issue” follows Vogue editor Anna Wintour as she completes an issue of the magazine while trashing its cover girl, Sienna Miller. [Perez Hilton]
  • Public proposals seem really awakrd. And restaurateurs, maitre d’s, chefs and waiters agree that it is a bad idea. [Dear Sugar]
  • A ladies man explains why he’d fight to be monogamous. [Your Tango]
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    Quickies!: Oprah Smoked Crack?, Steven Tyler’s Sex Life, & Botox For Boys

  • An ex-boyfriend is claiming Oprah smoked crack. Haha, I just laughed outloud thinking of Oprah saying, “Crack cooooocaaaaaaainnnnnnne!” [National Enquirer]
  • The “Gossip Girl” spin-off is a go, and will feature Lily and Rufus back in the good ol’ coke-filled rock star days in the ’80s. [Buzzfeed]
  • Almost-not-our-President-anymore-Bush declared January 18th “National Sanctity of Human Life Day.” Is President Obama allowed to UNdeclare days? [Feministing]
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    Nike Helps Taylor Momsen Escape The Paps

    Taylor Momsen may play a weak 15 year old, who let her one-of-a-kind designs get burned in a trash can, but in real life, she’s totally kick ass. She slides down a banister, swings from a pipe and scales a wall to escape the ravenous paparazzi, all with the help of Nike. Keep reading »

    Quickies:! John Mayer Is Putting A Ring On It, “Gossip Girl” Mom May Die & J.Hud Comes Out Of Hiding

  • John Mayer is going to make an honest woman out of Jennifer Aniston. He’s planning to pop the question on her birthday. [Star]
  • New Yorkers may not be in love with the idea of Caroline Kennedy being their Senator. [Perez Hilton]
  • Remember the parents that named their child Adolf and got upset when a supermarket didn’t put “Happy Birthday Adolf” on the birthday cake. Well, the kids have been taken away by family services. [MSNBC]
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    Quickies!: Celebrate Chuck Bass, Whitney Port Has A Wardobe Malfunction, & Pink Is Bad For Girls

  • You know you wanna know what “Chuck Bass Fridays” entail… [Buzzfeed]
  • The girl who sang about umbrellas may need to see a doctor about that thing on her lip. Rihanna looks like she has Katie Holmes-style outbreak. [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Could too much pink be bad for little girls? Yes. More purple! More purple! [BBC]
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