Chef and professional hater (unless he’s working with kids) Gordon Ramsay tried Girl Scout cookies for the first time on Jimmy Kimmel last night. His first comment was, “Visually they look like dog biscuits,” and it’s all hilariously downhill from there.
But is he wrong? I, too, think the cookies are too small! More »
Ohhhh myyyy godddd guuuyyyysss: Samy Bouzaglo of Amy’s Baking Company/”Kitchen Nightmares” fame tried to stab someone with a butter knife, so he and Amy are on TV again.
My boyfriend and I don’t have cable, so I don’t watch TV, but I would for the occasions on which the Bouzaglos are being … the… More »
Thank you to YouTube user 80gumdrops, for making this supercut of Gordon Ramsay cooking clips edited to sound like he’s giving sex tips.
“Look for a robust broad…Flexible body, semi-firm breasts, bouncy. Then just lift up the skirt.”
“Three fingers. Almost treat your hand like a whisk. Push your… More »
Some programming geniuses at FOX cracked the code for the Holy Grail of food TV. “MasterChef Junior,” a spinoff of “MasterChef” but with kids, pretty much fulfills all of my cooking show hopes and dreams. Premiering on September 27th, the show will feature young culinary virtuosos ages 8 to 13. The young contestants will face… More »
I know it’s been a hard year for you, since you came in second in last season on “MasterChef.” Look, the truth was, no matter how perfect your dark chocolate soufflé was (and it was pretty damn perfect … Graham Elliot looked like he was mouth-fucking it), you never stood a… More »
Regular Frisky readers know that I have a weird obsession with watching cooking shows. I don’t know why. I don’t cook. No one in my family cooks. I like to eat, but I think most people in the world feel the same way. I think chefs are hot and sometimes I watch cooking shows to… More »
Celebrity miscreants like Charlie Sheen get the lion’s share of the limelight. No one remembers the scandals of the little people, dammit! And yes, I mean literally, the little people. Dwarfism is well-represented enough in Hollywood that even they have their embarrassing scandals.
Let’s take a gander at Hollywood’s biggest little people scandals! More »
In the last few months, I’ve fallen down a Gordon Ramsay rabbit hole — meaning all my of my television watching revolves around him. There’s “Hell’s Kitchen,” “Master Chef,” “Kitchen Nightmares” (the US and UK version), and “Ramsay’s Next Best Restaurant.” Seek Gordon Ramsay shows and ye shall find. Initially, I watched because I wanted… More »
Let’s untangle this incomprehensible headline together — word by word. First off, I should tell you that Gordon Ramsay has nothing to do with this story. It’s actually about Percy Foster, the little person Gordon Ramsay look-a-like who starred in such X-rated films as “Hi Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go.” Okay, now… More »
Joseph Cerniglia, a 39-year-old chef and restaurant owner, was found floating in the Hudson River on Friday after he took his life by jumping off the George Washington Bridge. His New Jersey restaurant, Campagnia, was featured on an episode of Gordon Ramsay’s “Kitchen Nightmares” back in 2007. … More »
Yesterday, we delineated the celebrity lesbian personalities, from LUGs to Toppers, that create the broader Venn diagram of the womanly community. Since we love our readers, especially their comments, we decided to take reader “Lilo” up on her challenge to break down the different types of straight males. So, here’s to all the men we’ve… More »