Posts tagged "gordon ramsay"

Samy Bouzaglo Of “Kitchen Nightmares”/Amy’s Baking Company Brought A Butter Knife To A Nothing-Fight

Ohhhh myyyy godddd guuuyyyysss: Samy Bouzaglo of Amy’s Baking Company/”Kitchen Nightmares” fame tried to stab someone with a butter knife, so he and Amy are on TV again.
My boyfriend and I don’t have cable, so I don’t watch TV, but I would for the occasions on which the Bouzaglos are being … the…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 29, 2014

Here Are The Gordon Ramsay Sex Tips We’ve All Been Waiting For (SFW)

Thank you to YouTube user 80gumdrops, for making this supercut of Gordon Ramsay cooking clips edited to sound like he’s giving sex tips.
Highlights include:
“Look for a robust broad…Flexible body, semi-firm breasts, bouncy. Then just lift up the skirt.”
“Three fingers. Almost treat your hand like a whisk. Push your fingers in there and…

Ami Angelowicz / December 13, 2013

They Can Just Stop Making Cooking Shows Now That “MasterChef Junior” Is On The Way

Some programming geniuses at FOX cracked the code for the Holy Grail of food TV. “MasterChef Junior,” a spinoff of “MasterChef” but with kids, pretty much fulfills all of my cooking show hopes and dreams. Premiering on September 27th, the show will feature young culinary virtuosos ages 8 to 13. The young contestants will face…

Ami Angelowicz / August 16, 2013

We’re Breaking Up: Josh Marks, “MasterChef” Contestant Who Claimed His Soul Was Possessed By Gordon Ramsay

Dear Josh,

I know it’s been a hard year for you, since you came in second in last season on “MasterChef.”  Look, the truth was, no matter how perfect your dark chocolate soufflé was (and it was pretty damn perfect … Graham Elliot looked like he was mouth-fucking it), you never stood a…

Ami Angelowicz / July 31, 2013

7 Things I Learned From The Season Premiere Of “Hell’s Kitchen”

Regular Frisky readers know that I have a weird obsession with watching cooking shows. I don’t know why. I don’t cook. No one in my family cooks. I like to eat, but I think most people in the world feel the same way. I think chefs are hot and sometimes I watch cooking shows to

Ami Angelowicz / June 6, 2012

Dwarf Drama: Hollywood’s Biggest Little People Scandals

Celebrity miscreants like Charlie Sheen get the lion’s share of the limelight. No one remembers the scandals of the little people, dammit! And yes, I mean literally, the little people. Dwarfism is well-represented enough in Hollywood that even they have their embarrassing scandals.
Let’s take a gander at Hollywood’s biggest little people scandals!

Jessica Wakeman / September 29, 2011

8 Life Lessons I Learned From Gordon Ramsay

In the last few months, I’ve fallen down a Gordon Ramsay rabbit hole — meaning all my of my television watching revolves around him. There’s “Hell’s Kitchen,” “Master Chef,” “Kitchen Nightmares” (the US and UK version), and “Ramsay’s Next Best Restaurant.” Seek Gordon Ramsay shows and ye shall find. Initially, I watched because I wanted…

Ami Angelowicz / September 15, 2011

What Do Gordon Ramsay, A Porn Star Dwarf & A Badger Have In Common?

Let’s untangle this incomprehensible headline together — word by word. First off, I should tell you that Gordon Ramsay has nothing to do with this story. It’s actually about Percy Foster, the little person Gordon Ramsay look-a-like who starred in such X-rated films as “Hi Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go.” Okay, now…

Ami Angelowicz / September 15, 2011

A Real-Life Kitchen Nightmare

Joseph Cerniglia, a 39-year-old chef and restaurant owner, was found floating in the Hudson River on Friday after he took his life by jumping off the George Washington Bridge. His New Jersey restaurant, Campagnia, was featured on an episode of Gordon Ramsay’s “Kitchen Nightmares” back in 2007.

Ami Angelowicz / September 28, 2010

The Straight Guy Index: Ten Types Of Hetero Lovers

Yesterday, we delineated the celebrity lesbian personalities, from LUGs to Toppers, that create the broader Venn diagram of the womanly community. Since we love our readers, especially their comments, we decided to take reader “Lilo” up on her challenge to break down the different types of straight males. So, here’s to all the men we’ve…

Simcha / August 21, 2008