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Roger Ailes Advising Donald Trump For Presidential Debates Is Not Going To Help Either Man’s Reputation

These two men are individually leading their own careers into the garbage, and joining forces can only make matters worse. More »


Donald Trump Saying “Titties” In A Speech Is The Best Mistake He’s Ever Made

Leave it to the billionaire-turned-politician to be bring boobs into the presidential race. More »


A Former CIA Officer Enters The Presidential Race As A Republican Alternative To Trump

Anti-Trump Republican Evan McMullin announced he’s running for president to offer voters a choice other than Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton in November. More »


A Little Boy Called Out Mike Pence For “Softening Up” Trump’s Horrible Words

Pence decided to attach himself to Team Trump, which inevitably comes with the job of following up all of the candidate’s comments with less offensive, and sometimes completely contradictory, statements. More »


Mike Pence Promises To Repeal Roe v. Wade If Elected And He’s Not Joking

Pence scares me because he has a real record of getting in the way of women’s reproductive rights in Indiana. More »


George Harrison’s Estate Is Pissed Ivanka Trump Used “Here Comes The Sun,” But The Trumps’ Music Problem Goes Much Deeper

The Harrison family and keepers of the estate swiftly took to twitter after they witnessed Trump exploit the homage to spring for her insidious RNC entrance. More »


Very Sexist RNC Merchandise Shows How Awful The Coming Months Will Be

Everyone expects some weird stuff to go down at the Republican National Convention — I mean, that’s just a given. But with the first female presidential candidate for a major political party running against the GOP, some attacks on her and the Democratic Party got ugly. Unabashedly sexist merchandise sold at the RNC is just a… More »


California GOP Delegates Contracted Norovirus, So Pretty Much Everyone’s Sick About The RNC

Of course, I know that medically speaking norovirus is a germ that invades the body, but the less rational side of me also wants to believe these delegates’ bodies physically rejected their party’s dangerous platform. More »


Hillary Clinton’s Response To Chris Christie’s Fake RNC Trial Called Out His Hypocrisy

Christie’s biggest mistake in his fun game of make-believe was failing to realize he’s the last person who should be touting these claims against Clinton’s character. More »


We Need To Talk About Mike Pence’s Wife, Karen, And Her Fucking Towel Charms

The stakes are too high to not ask questions (or just yell into the ether) about potential leaders’ values and the company they keep. More »


Donald Trump’s VP Pick Is Reported Ahead Of The GOP Convention

Because Donald Trump’s presidential campaign has been so unprecedented, it was difficult to speculate about who his running mate might be with confidence. He insisted for months that he wanted a partner with government experience to make up for his lack thereof, but rising GOP stars who would typically be on a Republican candidate’s shortlist… More »


Ted Cruz Will Speak At The Republican National Convention Despite All The Shit Donald Trump Has Said About Him

The frenemy dynamic between Ted Cruz and Donald Trump has managed to elicit cringe-worthy comedic relief while sufficiently confusing voters who know the pair to be equal cartoon villains. More »


4 Things We Learned From The New Republican Benghazi Report

While not many new details were outlined, there are still some things to be learned. More »


This Satirical “Thoughts And Prayers” Game Pinpoints What The GOP Doesn’t Seem To Understand About Gun Violence

The game was recently put up on GOP Arcade, a website dedicated to creating humorous and painful games skewering our current election. More »


Republicans’ Responses To The Orlando Shooting Didn’t Even Mention Guns Or Gays

Looking at Republicans’ statements one after the other makes it incredibly obvious what the party’s elite are missing. More »


Ann Coulter Called Asian Americans “Mandarins” In The Most Racist Interview About Diversity

No one expects conservative political commentator Ann Coulter to be politically correct or even mildly inclusive of others, but she took her offensive language to a whole new level Friday. More »


Who Will Donald Trump Pick As His Running Mate? We Have 4 Excellent Candidates For Him

Republican frontrunner, Donald Trump, has begun vetting vice-presidential running mates. While many are theorizing who the mogul might pick, no names have officially been disclosed. We chose 5 that fit the bill.  More »


Women Of Indiana Phone Governor’s Office To Tell Him About Their Periods

Sicko conservative as hell Indiana Governor Mike Pence has signed one of the most extreme anti-abortion laws in the country and women are seriously pissed.

Part of his law includes a ban on abortions based on race, sex and disability, requiring abortion doctors to ask invasive personal questions of women seeking to terminate… More »


Watch Donald Trump And Ben Carson Sway To ‘Stand By Me’ Because Life Is A Nightmare

All of this happens while Ben Carson awkwardly swayed on the side like the sad little brother begrudgingly invited to the birthday party. More »


Donald Trump Managed To Make His First Factual Claim Ever Last Night!

Most of the things he’s said have been false or outright lies, but he nailed it at last night’s debate with a factual statement about Vladimir Putin. More »


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