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‘Glop’ is the Goop parody book we all needed

And yes, it’s even more outrageous and bizarre than the original Gwyneth Paltrow guide, and that’s no easy feat.

Lane Moore | November 16, 2016 - 4:34 pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Consciously Uncoupling From Her Lifestyle Brand, Goop

The patron saint of meticulously instructing her maid to double-seal her imported bags of organic Chia seeds, Gwyneth Paltrow, is leaving Goop.

Bronwyn Isaac | July 29, 2016 - 3:09 pm

This GOOP List Of Sex Toys Is Crazy Expensive, Of Course, So Here Are Options You Can Afford

No one needs $395 nipple clamps, but they might be nice to have if you’re a rich person, I guess.

Megan Reynolds | May 10, 2016 - 9:30 pm

Gift Guide: For The Broke-But-Aspiring Gwyneth

For your friend with $1,000 Samsonite luggage tastes on a free-with-subscription public radio tote bag budget.

Maud Deitch | December 1, 2015 - 1:00 pm

We Need To Talk About Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fancy Butt Wipes

About how much, on average, do you think you spend on toilet paper during a nine month period? I did some calculating and figure that I probably flush about, oh,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 24, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Don’t Go Taking Boob Advice From Gwyneth Paltrow, OK?

No, Gwyneth, bras aren’t going to give you breast cancer.

Robyn Pennacchia | October 22, 2015 - 9:30 am

Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Really Care Whether Or Not You Like Goop

Goop is gonna be here for a while, whether you like it or not.

Megan Reynolds | August 3, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Gwyneth Wants To Sell You $1700 “Hip Hop” Clutch Bags

Gwyneth does it again.

Robyn Pennacchia | July 28, 2015 - 6:00 pm

Finally: You Can Do “Breakdance Yoga,” Eat Vegan & Get A Colonic All Under The Same Roof

At long last, Los Angeles has outdone itself in ways none of us could ever have imagined, except that we could, because this sounds like a satire. Behold the popular…

Katrin Higher | April 27, 2015 - 1:30 pm
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