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Celebs

The patron saint of meticulously instructing her maid to double-seal her imported bags of organic Chia seeds, Gwyneth Paltrow, is leaving Goop. READ MORE »


Love & Sex

No one needs $395 nipple clamps, but they might be nice to have if you’re a rich person, I guess. READ MORE »


Celebs

There’s that silver lining, READ MORE »


Style

For your friend with $1,000 Samsonite luggage tastes on a free-with-subscription public radio tote bag budget. READ MORE »


Celebs

About how much, on average, do you think you spend on toilet paper during a nine month period? I did some calculating and figure that I probably flush about, oh, 105 rolls of used TP in nine months, and at a price of $1 per roll, that’s $105. This is assuming, by the way, that I’m buying… READ MORE »


Celebs

No, Gwyneth, bras aren’t going to give you breast cancer. READ MORE »


Style

Goop is gonna be here for a while, whether you like it or not. READ MORE »


Celebs

Gwyneth does it again. READ MORE »


Celebs

Oooh, SHADE. READ MORE »


Style

At long last, Los Angeles has outdone itself in ways none of us could ever have imagined, except that we could, because this sounds like a satire. Behold the popular urban oasis The Springs, a catch all wellness center where a waitress said, “You can eat dinner — everything is raw, vegan, organic, soy free… READ MORE »


News

I’ve gotten a lot of feedback about last Friday’s article on Gwyneth Paltrow and the Food Bank Challenge. From that feedback I’ve learned a lot of useful things, like that the $29-per-week allocation is supposed to be for three people; you aren’t allowed to buy prepared food on SNAP in Illinois, Ohio, and I assume… READ MORE »


News

Gwyneth Paltrow was tapped by Mario Batali to do the #FoodBankNYCChallenge and eat on $29 a week. Here’s what she bought… READ MORE »


Celebs

It looks as though Gwyneth “Common Woman” Paltrow has gone Full Paltrow once again! TMZ reports that Her Royal Goopyness has purchased a perfectly nice Hustler store from Larry Flynt and plans to turn it into a fancy private club for insufferable rich people like herself!

Gwyneth plans to turn the spot into… READ MORE »


Celebs

In this week’s installment of her newsletter GOOP, Darling Gwyneth would like you to try a thing called “Sex Bark.” No, it’s not a weird noise you make during sex, it is a chocolate bark. A chocolate bark that will cost you at least $93 to make, and which contains a thing called “Sex Dust,” READ MORE »


Celebs

Gwyneth Paltrow’s 2014 holiday gift guide is out, and it’s about as ridiculous as you’d expect. E! and ETOnline both added up the total cost of all the items on it (not including those listed as “price upon request”), and E! came up with $109,384 while ET came up with $107,309.49. By Newser’s count, there… READ MORE »


Celebs

Blake Lively has launched Preserve, her lifestyle/shopping/GOOP knockoff web site, and I am trying really hard not to laugh at the editor’s letter or the $180 votive candle holder she’s selling. [Preserve via Celebitchy]
On last night’s episode of “The Bachelorette: Men Tell All,” JP and Ashley from a past season of the show… READ MORE »


Celebs

Uh oh, Shailene Woodley and Alicia Silverstone, we’ve got another contender for the celeb with the weirdest hippie-dippie ideas! Shailene Woodley’s vagina may be thriving on all that Vitamin-D and Alicia Silverstone’s got kiss-feeding down, but is their water as evolved as Gwyneth Paltrow’s? Doubt it! In the latest issue of GOOP, Gwyneth writes:
I… READ MORE »


Celebs

With the way the media shoves the “mommy wars” down our throats, I’m amazed that there isn’t already a reality show based on that concept out there. (Reality TV producers, this is NOT an invitation to prove me wrong). You could have a handful of women battling it out for their child’s love! Or society’s… READ MORE »


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