Gwyneth Paltrow’s “G. Spotting” app is allegedly just travel recommendations
Is she trolling us or herself?
‘Glop’ is the Goop parody book we all needed
And yes, it’s even more outrageous and bizarre than the original Gwyneth Paltrow guide, and that’s no easy feat.
Gwyneth Paltrow Is Consciously Uncoupling From Her Lifestyle Brand, Goop
The patron saint of meticulously instructing her maid to double-seal her imported bags of organic Chia seeds, Gwyneth Paltrow, is leaving Goop.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Feathers Unruffled By GOOP MRKT Robbery: “It’s Good Publicity”
There’s that silver lining,
Gift Guide: For The Broke-But-Aspiring Gwyneth
For your friend with $1,000 Samsonite luggage tastes on a free-with-subscription public radio tote bag budget.
We Need To Talk About Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fancy Butt Wipes
About how much, on average, do you think you spend on toilet paper during a nine month period? I did some calculating and figure that I probably flush about, oh,…
Don’t Go Taking Boob Advice From Gwyneth Paltrow, OK?
No, Gwyneth, bras aren’t going to give you breast cancer.
Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Really Care Whether Or Not You Like Goop
Goop is gonna be here for a while, whether you like it or not.
Gwyneth Wants To Sell You $1700 “Hip Hop” Clutch Bags
Gwyneth does it again.
Finally: You Can Do “Breakdance Yoga,” Eat Vegan & Get A Colonic All Under The Same Roof
At long last, Los Angeles has outdone itself in ways none of us could ever have imagined, except that we could, because this sounds like a satire. Behold the popular…
The Soapbox: We Can’t Address Poverty Until We Listen To People Who Are Living It
I’ve gotten a lot of feedback about last Friday’s article on Gwyneth Paltrow and the Food Bank Challenge. From that feedback I’ve learned a lot of useful things, like that…