Is she trolling us or herself?
And yes, it’s even more outrageous and bizarre than the original Gwyneth Paltrow guide, and that’s no easy feat.
The patron saint of meticulously instructing her maid to double-seal her imported bags of organic Chia seeds, Gwyneth Paltrow, is leaving Goop.
No one needs $395 nipple clamps, but they might be nice to have if you’re a rich person, I guess.
There’s that silver lining,
For your friend with $1,000 Samsonite luggage tastes on a free-with-subscription public radio tote bag budget.
About how much, on average, do you think you spend on toilet paper during a nine month period? I did some calculating and figure that I probably flush about, oh,…
No, Gwyneth, bras aren’t going to give you breast cancer.
Goop is gonna be here for a while, whether you like it or not.
Gwyneth does it again.
At long last, Los Angeles has outdone itself in ways none of us could ever have imagined, except that we could, because this sounds like a satire. Behold the popular…