The next time your boyfriend or husband is out of town, don’t lie awake at night missing his cuddly warmth — invest $39.95 in the boyfriend body pillow! The only difference between him and your man is that this boyfriend wears a button-down to bed, has disturbingly fat fingers, and only has one arm! All the better to snuggle with. [Deluxe Comfort: The Boyfriend Body Pillow] Keep reading »
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Oh the joys of getting dressed before a date — the plotting, the scrutinizing, the constant need for re-assurance from your friends that you look hot and not in any way slutty, the hours in front of a mirror, the Polaroid pics (how can anyone forget Cherâ€™s over-the-top first-date precautions in Clueless?)â€¦
Maybe you donâ€™t go quite as far as these extremes — or maybe you go embarrassingly beyond — the point is, any girl would be lying if she didnâ€™t admit to at least a slight amount of neurosis regarding this process. But lighten up, ladies, because as I recently discovered, sometimes the perfect date-night outfit can emerge accidentally on its own.
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Last week we showed you that video of the guy proposing to (and getting turned down by) his girlfriend at the basketball game and it made us wonder what the heck he was going to do with the ring. Most guys aren’t Brandon Walsh with a disposable income — remember, Brandon proposed to Kelly, but she said, “I choose me”, so he kept the ring as a token of what a bitch she was — so we’ve always assumed they, like, returned it. Not so! According to one guy, Joshua Opperman, his jeweler told him that the ring could be bought back at 32% of its original cost. So he decided to take matters into his own hands and started “I Do…Now I Don’t”, an auction site where other rejected bachelors can hawk their rings to guys looking to propose to their girlfriends. Great business idea, sure, but aren’t the rings kind of…tainted by the original recipients rejection? [I Do...Now I Don't]
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