Hugh Hefner is taking a move out of Willy Wonka’s playbook. He has tucked 10 golden tickets into December issues of Playboy, which went on sale last Friday. Folks who find the lucky tickets will get a VIP pass for two to the magazine’s “Midsummer Night’s Dream Party” in August, and will get to rest…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.