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How Much Would You Pay To See A “Golden Girl” Naked?

Bea Arthur is baring all, on canvas that is. A nude painting of the late and great comedic icon will sell at auction today in New York City. The painting, which Arthur did not pose for and is not from this episode of “Golden Girls,” is expected to go for anywhere between $1.8 and $2.5 million. Read more on Celebuzz…

Watch This: The Golden Girls Explain Same-Sex Marriage

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Preach it, Sophia!

As the fight for marriage equality reaches the Supreme Court this week, this video is a reminder that “The Golden Girls” were able to sum up the case for gay marriage in less than a minute. Where is Sophia Petrillo when we need her? [YouTube]

Make Bea Arthur Proud! LGBT Teen Center Destroyed By Sandy Needs Your Help

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When flawless “Golden Girls” star Bea Arthur passed away, she left a bucket of money to the Ali Forney Center in New York City, a shelter for LGBTQ teenagers. Ali Forney was a drop-in day center for kids who were thrown out of their homes or ran away from home when their families would not accept their sexual orientation. It had food, showers, HIV testing, and mental health services, among other services.

Hurricane Sandy destroyed the Ali Forney Center last week. Keep reading »

Baby Goes As “Golden Girl” For Halloween

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Tell me this baby isn’t way cuter than the slew of pea pods, lions and angels we usually see on Halloween. Somehow that plump face perfectly showcases character Sophia Petrillo’s trademark sass on “The Golden Girls.” I’m now wondering if they actually sell pressed velvet pants for infants. Is there a granny-inspired infant clothing line I don’t know about? [F**k Yeah Babies via NYmag.com] Keep reading »

Do Not Want: A Sequined Top For The Senior Set

It’s not so much that we’re opposed to this shirt–which reminds of us one of the most beloved television characters of all time, Dorothy Zbornak–it’s just that no one should ever pay full price for a shirt like this when so many languish in the thrift stores and vintage shops of America. If you can’t find a grandma-style sequined shirt at your Salvation Army, well fine, spend a hundred bucks on this Modcloth number. But really, with a little digging, we imagine you could rustle up a whole collection of these beaded beauties. [$97.99, Modcloth] Keep reading »

No, Thank You For Being A Friend

We thought we loved “The Golden Girls,” but apparently we don’t. At least not as much as the guy who got Blanche, Dorothy, Rose and Sofia tattooed on him in the shape of Mt. Rushmore. Not your bag? Then how about a back piece featuring the cast of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” or an arm tattoo of never-nude “Analrapist” Tobias from “Arrested Development”? Check out this collection from Flavorwire and see if you can spot your favorite shows on other people’s body parts. [Flavorwire] Keep reading »

Blanche Devereaux Was Also A Burlesque Bombshell

If you thought the Golden Gals Gone Wild museum exhibit was scandalous, you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet, b-b-b-baby! Old Blanche didn’t need an artist rendering to cause a sexy sensation. Check her out bumping and grinding back in the day. That Rue McClanahan was really something! Tear. [Dlisted]
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“Golden Girls A XXX MILF Parody” Promises To Horrify Its Viewers

Say hello to “Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody.” Just when you thought porn spoofs couldn’t get any worse, now this. It’s a hardcore, and we do mean hardcore, parody of “The Golden Girls,” in which a bunch of elderly women sat around and talked about stuff. I don’t know what happens in this one, but I’m thinking it involves condoms. The must amusing thing about this trailer is the music. At least one person will be excited to see this perversity. Simcha, this one’s for you. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Betty White’s Badass “SNL” Promo

On May 8, Betty White is gonna kill it on “Saturday Night Live.” How do I know? Well, just check out this commercial for her guest spot. Radonkulous! Now, it’s clearly time to start a Facebook group to get Rue McClanahan, aka “Blanche Devereaux,” a hosting slot too. Stay Golden! Keep reading »

Bea Arthur’s Posthumous PETA Ad

Oh, look, a PETA ad that’s not bats**t insane!

Our “Golden Girls” gal Bea Arthur speaks out from beyond the grave to wag her finger at McDonalds’ for using “factory farms” for their meat products. Thank you for being a friend to chickens, Bea! [Bitch Magazine] Keep reading »