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Chicago Airport Hires Herd Of Goats To Mow The Lawn

Goat Thief
Letter to whoever stole a goat from a petting zoo and took it to the bar. Read More »
Lambs In Sweaters
Oh. My. God. Read More »
Goat Pushes Goat
A goat pushes another goat in a wagon. Watch »

Following in the steps of Paris’ lawn-mowing sheep, Chicago O’Hare recently announced a two-year plan to hire a herd of goats to keep grass trimmed on airport grounds. The adorable (and eco-friendly!) goat grounds crew will be able to access areas that are hard for landscaping machinery to get to, and happily chow down on invasive plants and weeds. Other airports have successfully used goats and sheep to maintain their green spaces, and O’Hare spokesperson Karen Pride says the new goat employees align with Chicago’s greater goal to be the most sustainable airport in the country. The bad news? Passengers probably won’t get to admire the goats. “It might be possible upon approach or take off to see the goats, but unlikely,” says Pride. Well, I think it’s still worth a trip to Chicago to find out for sure. [NBC]

An Open Letter To Whoever Stole A Goat From A Petting Zoo And Took It To A Bar At 1:30 AM

Screaming Goat Music Videos
The 10 best goat music videos, from Celine to Jay-Z! Read More »
Goat Pushes Goat
A goat pushes another goat in a wagon. Watch »
Surfing Goats!
Luckily these surfer goats aren't wearing baja hoodies. Read More »

Dear Goat Thief,

Listen, I get it. There is nary a time when I watch a funny goat video or walk by the urban goat sanctuary by my house (I live in Portland) and don’t plot a way to steal the adorable goats and make them my pets. My eventual life goal is to have a herd of a thousand pygmy goats who all wear coordinating sweaters, and it can be frustrating that my current lifestyle does not allow for that. Stealing just one goat often seems like a quick fix for my sad, goat-less life.

Perhaps you felt the same way when you abducted a pygmy goat from a Montana petting zoo. The next part though, the part where you took said goat to a bar at 1:30 in the morning, that’s the part I don’t really understand. Keep reading »

Your Daily Squee: Week-Old Baby Goats Learning To Jump!

Goats Yelling Like Humans
goats yelling
The video that started it all. Read More »
Goat Pushes Goat
A goat pushes another goat in a wagon. Watch »
Surfing Goats!
Luckily these surfer goats aren't wearing baja hoodies. Read More »
Beeeeeeeeeeep!
Jump, little ones! Jump!

I recently signed up for a Google alert for the phrase “baby goat,” which means whenever anything happens on the internet that concerns baby goats, Google sends me an email. The first baby goat alert I got was about a taxidermist who was making hats out of baby goats. So traumatizing. I almost shut off my baby goat alert after that, but then I got an email about this video of week-old goat kids playing at the Oakland Zoo, and it made it all worth it. [YouTube]

Watch This: Humans Screaming Like Screaming Goats

Goats Yelling Like Humans
goats yelling
The video that started it all. Read More »
Screaming Goat Music Videos
The 10 best goat music videos, from Celine to Jay-Z! Read More »
Goat Pushes Goat
A goat pushes another goat in a wagon. Watch »
Humans that sound like goats that sound like humans!

If you loved watching a two-minute video of goats screaming like humans, and the ensuing avalanche of screaming goat music videos, well, you definitely need to check out this video of humans screaming like goats screaming like humans. The screaming goat trend has officially come full circle. In related news, I’m having some pretty intense sexual feelings for everyone in this video. Please don’t judge me. [YouTube via Hypervocal]

The 10 Best Screaming Goat Music Videos

Goats Yelling Like Humans
goats yelling
The video that started it all. Read More »
I'm A Celine Dion Superfan
And I don't care who knows! Read More »
Pig Rescues Drowning Goat!
You have got to watch this video, you guys. Read More »
"All by my gooooooaaaat!"

Yesterday was the best day of my life. Want to know why? Because I discovered this video mashup of Celine Dion singing “All By Myself” with a screaming goat. I’d seen the Taylor Swift goat music video that Julie posted last week, and loved it (obviously!), but goats and Celine Dion are literally my two favorite things. Seeing them together in one video made me laugh, and cry, and push play over and over for about an hour. And guess what? There are so many more goat music videos where this one came from! After the jump, check out nine more hilarious examples… Keep reading »

Taylor Swift Gets Hardcore Goated

Leave Taylor Alone!
She's allowed to have a lot of boyfriends, okay? Read More »
Taylor And Emma's Style
Have you ever style-morphed into your bestie? Read More »
Taylor Crying Nonstop
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles
... over breakup with Harry Styles. Read More »
I knew you were a goat when I walked in.

Look, there is absolutely nothing I can say about this video of Taylor Swift and screaming goats that could do it any justice. Let’s just say, the internet really outdid itself and should really just retire about now. [Hypervocal]

Two Minutes Of Goats Yelling Like Humans

Goat Poop In Your Hair
It's the best hair conditioner, you guys. Read More »
Pig Rescues Drowning Goat!
It's an adorable barnyard rescue. Read More »
Rachel Holding A Goat
For your enjoyment. Read More »
WTF?!
goats yelling
Baahhhhhhhhhhh!

You didn’t know you needed to watch this, did you? But you do. You need to watch two minutes of goats yelling like humans. Just like humans. It’s unnerving. It’s annoying. It’s not at all adorable, but still completely fascinating.

Breaking News: Goat Pushes Another Goat In A Wagon

Pig Rescues Drowning Goat!
You have got to watch this video, you guys. Read More »
Surfing Goats!
Luckily these surfer goats aren't wearing baja hoodies. Read More »
High Fashion Goat
Rachel Weisz shares a mag cover with a goat. Read More »
Go goat, go!

As Cyndi Lauper once said, “Goats just wanna have fun.” If you had any doubts about the validity of that statement, just watch this video of a goat named Willie pushing his mother down a hill in a wagon. Damn, goats have the best lifestyle. [YouTube]

These Goats Are Surfing And I’m Not Sure How To Handle It

Watch these goats catch a wave!

Whenever people ask me how my day is going, my standard response is, “Well, I still don’t have a pet goat, so today is the worst day of my life.” Because when you love goats as much as I do but you live in an apartment with a “no goats” policy, it’s easy to become a bitter, fragile person. So when I saw this video of an Orange County man who has taught his two goats to surf, I was elated, and confused, and overjoyed, and upset. How are you feeling about it? [YouTube via Huffington Post]

Pygmy Goat Takes A Bite Of The Big Apple

This is Cocoa, a three-year-old Alpine Pygmy goat who lives in Summit, New Jersey, but enjoys frequent trips into Manhattan (I guess that makes her a bridge and tunnel goat?). While in the city, she accompanies her owner into shops, takes long walks around Soho, rides the subway, and lounges in Central Park. Says her owner: “She doesn’t like goats, she doesn’t like farms, she likes the people and the city.” I’ve always wanted a pygmy goat, but now I want a chic, urban pygmy goat who will sip cosmos with me. Click here to see a photo slideshow of Cocoa’s latest adventures in the Big Apple. [Reuters]