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Watch This: Screaming Goats Cover The “Game Of Thrones” Theme Song

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We’ve seen screaming goats cover hit songs by Katy Perry, Celine Dion, and Jay Z. Wasn’t it only a matter of time before someone synced up a bunch of screaming goat clips to recreate the “Game of Thrones” theme song? The surprising thing about this video isn’t so much that it exists, but that it’s fucking perfect. Click play to see for yourself! [Laughing Squid]

Meet The “Geep,” A Goat-Sheep Hybrid That Will Steal Your Heart And Save The World

These days we have plenty of evidence that civilization is going to hell in a handbasket: Farrah Abraham’s erotic novelist career, elected officials making laws based on the belief that women are nothing more than barely sentient baby factories, the continuing existence of James Franco. BUT WAIT! There is finally a reason to celebrate, a beacon of hope in a dark world, the chosen one that will save us all — it’s a goat/sheep hybrid called a geep. The geep (rhymes with BEEEEEEEEEP!!!) sprang forth from the torrid love affair of a sheep and a goat in Ireland. According to the surprised farmer who discovered the unlikely progeny, the geep is quick, mischievous, wooly, and in perfect health.

Check out a video of this magical creature in action after the jump, and let me know if you want one of the “I BEEP FOR GEEP” bumper stickers that I’m making after work today. [Want. -- Amelia] Keep reading »

Newspaper Issues Important Correction: Human/Goat War NOT Happening (At Least For Now)

Goat War Correction

Best newspaper correction ever? I think so. The Argus, a newspaper based in the U.K., ran an interview last week with Richard Robinson, the director of the Brighton Science Festival, and solicited questions from readers. In some kind of extremely unfortunate punctuation mix-up, two craaaaaazy quotes submitted by a paranoid reader about an imminent, deadly war between humans and goats were attributed to the esteemed scientist instead. The Argus was “happy to correct this,” and I don’t blame them. Phew! The longer we can hold off the human/goat war, the better. [Gawker]

4 Goats + 1 Bendy Piece Of Sheet Metal = Endless Entertainment

Goats Playing On Sheet Metal
Best. Toy. Ever.
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If you saw a bendy piece of sheet metal stuck in the ground, you’d probably think, “Ugh, what an eyesore.” Goats, as evidenced by this adorable video, think, “OMG! A NEW TOY!” and proceed to turn it into a makeshift metal trampoline. Also, I’d like to take a moment to thank the 10 different people who sent me a link to this video. You guys get me. [YouTube]

Goat Simulator Is The Video Game I’ve Been Waiting For

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Be The Goat You've Always Wanted To Be!
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I haven’t been excited about a video game since I beat my brother at Tony Hawk: Pro Skater that one time in 1999, but my apathetic video game attitude is about to change, thanks  to a brilliant and poetically titled new game: Goat Simulator. Here’s how its creator, game designer Armin Ibrisagic, describes it:

Goat Simulator is similar to a skating game, except instead of being a skater, you’re a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff and make people angry.”

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2013: The Year In Goats!

2013 The Year In Goats

Even if you’re not an obsessive goat lover like me, you’ve got to admit 2013 was a huuuuuge year for goats. These mischievous little bovids bounced their way into music videos, Taylor Swift songs, the Guinness Book of World Records, airport maintenance programs, bars, and even Jose Canseco’s trunk. For posterity’s sake, here’s a compendium of all the top goat stories of the year: Keep reading »

Police Pull Over Jose Canseco, Find Goats Wearing Diapers In The Back Of His Car

Jose Canseco Pulled Over With Diapered Goats In His Car

Today in “headlines that prove that God exists”: Jose Canseco was pulled over in Nevada while transporting a couple of diaper-wearing goats. Canseco tweeted a photo of the incident today, insisting the cops got a kick out of the whole thing. When questions began arising about, you know, why on earth he was driving around with a car full of diapered goats, he clarified the situation as eloquently as possible: Keep reading »

I Want To Go To There: Tanglewood Farm, A Miniature Animal Petting Zoo

When I found out that Tanglewood Farm, a farm and petting zoo dedicated solely to miniature livestock, existed, I literally squealed with delight. When I found out it was in northern Georgia, which is easily within day trip distance from me, I started hyperventilating. How could I not?! Tanglewood is an entire farm teeming with miniature alpacas, goats, horses, donkeys, cows, chickens, and even a buffalo(!). All told, there are over 100 fun-size animals which visitors can pet, feed, and possibly snuggle with if they really hit it off. Well, I know where I’m going next weekend. Who’s coming with me? [Modern Farmer]

Meet Happie, The Guinness World Record Holder For Farthest Distance Skateboarded By A Goat

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Go, Happie, go!

Florida resident Melody Cooke had a problem. Her pet goat Happie kept trying to get on her bike while she was riding it. Worried that Happie would hurt herself, she did the sensible thing and gave her goat a skateboard to play with instead. She didn’t realize that her quick fix would lead to a Guinness World Record, but that’s exactly what happened. Happie proved to be such a talented skateboarder that earlier this year she earned the coveted record for Farthest Distance Skateboarded By A Goat with a ride of 118 feet. “It feels like a dream,” says Cooke. “I can’t believe that first of all she has a Guinness World Record, and second of all she skateboards, and she’s a goat.” [YouTube]

Your Daily Squee: Paralyzed Goat Gets Custom Wheelchair

This adorable little goat was bitten by a pony when she was just four days old. (Memo to that pony: what the hell kind of a pony bites a baby goat?! You’re being a pony wrong!) The attack damaged her spine and left her unable to use her back legs until recently, when her zookeepers fashioned a custom wheelchair for her out of a wheeled crate. Now this goat can be seen happily walking/wheeling around the zoo alongside her able-bodied siblings. Say it with me now: Squeeeeeeeee! [Metro]

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Open Letter: Goat Thief
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Baby Goats Jumping
These week-old baby goats are learning important jumping skills. Read More »
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