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11 Useful Products Too Embarrassing To Actually Use

CrackedOctober 15, 2011 //

Imagine a car that runs on tap water and never breaks down or needs replacement parts — would you drive it? We forgot to mention that it’s shaped like a giant clown penis.

Humans are funny creatures — we tend to shun any product, no matter how useful, if it makes us look ridiculous. That’s why virtually none of you own … Keep reading »

Quickies!: Lynne Spears Has Parenting Advice For You

Annika HarrisAugust 11, 2008 //
  • The author of The Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right got married! Again! [NY Times]
  • Lynne Spears shares her vast knowledge of bringing up respectable and responsible young women in Through the Storm. [Candy Kirby]
  • Lingerie for pregnant women in the United Kingdom is unacceptable. [Tango]
  • The first recorded use of a diamond engagement ring was in 1477, but engagement rings have a much more extensive history. [Tango]
  • Which would you rather find in a guy’s bathroom: a gimp mask or a Goatee Saver? [Daily Bedpost]
  • Stella McCartney went ballistic when her lingerie was used in an ad for a London boutique that deals exclusively in fur. [Jezebel]

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