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Star Couplings: A Baby Boy For Tom Brady And Gisele Bundchen

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Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Doo-Doo

Ah, men. Really, they can fetishize anything: feet, hair, derrieres, cars, sneakers. You name it, there’s a guy out there who joneses for it. Now, there’s a blog just for men who are really into hot chicks picking up dog poop. Somewhere out there, a guy has spent his entire life dreaming of a catalog of celebrities and other random good-looking women bending over, crouching down, and hunkering about to pick up their pooch’s doo-doo with plastic bags, tiny shovels, and the like, and his lucky day has arrived. The glamorous stars of HCPUDS include Gisele Bundchen, Maria Bello, and Leighton Meester. What’s next — a book deal followed by “HCPUDS: The Movie”? Keep reading »

Star Couplings: I’m Not MJ’s Baby Daddy, Dr. Klein

  • Dr. Arnold Klein says he’s not the father of Michael Jackson’s children, as far as he knows. [E! Online] — The world may never know who the real parents are, but is it really any of our business?
  • Lorenzo Lamas talks about how he caught then-wife Shauna Sands having sex with his 18-year-old son AJ, and, according a source, that was why the marriage ended. [DListed] — Gee, ya think! What’s up with people doing their step-relatives?
  • Gisele Bundchen has been sticking to a workout of yoga during her pregnancy. [People]

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Quick Pic: Human Baby Or Food Baby?

Model Gisele Bundchen still hasn’t confirmed that she’s pregnant, but it looks an awful lot like there’s a baby on the way. [LA, 6/25/09] Keep reading »

Is Gisele Bundchen Pregnant? Maybe? Probably? Perhaps? We Think?

Watch your little, genetically perfect back, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt: Gisele Bundchen is pregnant and due to give birth next year, sources tell People magazine.

Reps for Bundchen refuse to comment, though.

Tongues have wagged for awhile over what looked like a baby bump. Will Tom Brady and Gisele confirm, or keep us guessing?
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Why Can’t Gisele Bundchen Sell A Magazine Cover?

Let me just preface this whole thing by saying that I would give my non-existent left nut to look like Gisele Bundchen. She’s about a thousand feet tall, skinny and has a bangin’ bod and I want in, so call me girl. That said, Gisele’s not the one I’d switch with if I was looking to be a high fashion model. While catwalkers like Natalia Vodianova can transition seamlessly from one look to the next, Gisele is always more or less her boring old gorgeous self.

If you ask us, that’s why her Vanity Fair cover brought in the mag’s lowest newsstand sales in two years and her Bazaar cover a few months back bombed as well. Gisele covers aren’t not selling because she’s “losing her looks,” as Vanity Fair spokeswoman Beth Kseniak suggested the other day — the girl remains smoking hot. It’s just not the sort of hot that allows for much imagination. Plus, who actually wants to read what Gisele has to say? She’s a model, not an entertainer. Keep reading »

Rich Bitches—The Highest Paid Super Models

So it’s apparently not enough for these long-limbed, strikingly tall, highlighted-to-perfection and, let’s not forget, genetically-blessed women to be just supermodels known the world ’round. Now, they gotta go and pull in boatloads of green, too. And, according to the Forbes “World’s Top-Earning Model’s” list there is one object of my faux-hate in particular who made $25 million dollars in the last 12 months. Months, people! Who is she? Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Archie Proposes To Veronica

  • In the 600th issue of the Archie comic, Archie finally makes a choice between Veronica and Betty. He proposes to rich bitch Veronica. [Dlisted] — See, it always comes down to money.
  • “Frasier” star David Hyde Pierce revealed that he wed boyfriend, Brian Hargrove, last fall when it was legal in California. [Perez Hilton] — Good for them. I always liked Niles for some reason, although I hated “Frasier.”
  • Tom Brady shot down rumors that new wife Gisele Bundchen is pregnant, saying one child is enough. [Us Weekly] — Hmm, I hope he discussed his one child policy with Gisele before tying the knot.
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    Quickies!: Rihanna May Testify In Chris Brown’s Trial

  • Rihanna will attend Chris Brown’s next hearing on June 22nd, and will testify if asked to do so. [Us Magazine]
  • Freddie Prinze Jr. has returned from outer-space and will join the cast of “24.” He will play a marine during the show’s eighth season. [Perez] — Welcome back, Freddie!
  • Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawford is reportedly dating Sports Illustrated model Esti Ginzburg. [Gossip Sauce]
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    Quickies! Gisele Bunchen May Be Preggers (With One Hot Baby)!

  • Gisele Bundchen has allegedly told friends she is pregnant. [Perez Hilton]
  • Porn star Stormy Daniels has revealed plans to run for Louisiana Senate. Supposedly, “Stormy’s real world experience and special understanding of the economic hardships facing Louisianans and Americans make her uniquely qualified to take on the tough challenges we face.” [Politics Daily] — Does uniquely mean sexually?
  • Michael Moore has yet another documentary coming out. The topic? Economic meltdown. [Daily News] — Here’s hoping you can afford to go!
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