Ah, men. Really, they can fetishize anything: feet, hair, derrieres, cars, sneakers. You name it, there’s a guy out there who joneses for it. Now, there’s a blog just for men who are really into hot chicks picking up dog poop. Somewhere out there, a guy has spent his entire life dreaming of a catalog of celebrities and other random good-looking women bending over, crouching down, and hunkering about to pick up their pooch’s doo-doo with plastic bags, tiny shovels, and the like, and his lucky day has arrived. The glamorous stars of HCPUDS include Gisele Bundchen, Maria Bello, and Leighton Meester. What’s next—a book deal followed by “HCPUDS: The Movie”?

• Dr. Arnold Klein says he’s not the father of Michael Jackson’s children, as far as he knows. [E! Online]—The world may never know who the real parents are, but is it really any of our business?
• Lorenzo Lamas talks about how he caught then-wife Shauna Sands having sex with his 18-year-old son AJ, and, according a source, that was why the marriage ended. [DListed]—Gee, ya think! What’s up with people doing their step-relatives?
• Gisele Bundchen has been sticking to a workout of yoga during her pregnancy. [People]

Model Gisele Bundchen still hasn’t confirmed that she’s pregnant, but it looks an awful lot like there’s a baby on the way. [LA, 6/25/09]

Watch your little, genetically perfect back, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt: Gisele Bundchen is pregnant and due to give birth next year, sources tell People magazine.

Reps for Bundchen refuse to comment, though.

Tongues have wagged for awhile over what looked like a baby bump. Will Tom Brady and Gisele confirm, or keep us guessing?

Let me just preface this whole thing by saying that I would give my non-existent left nut to look like Gisele Bundchen. She’s about a thousand feet tall, skinny and has a bangin’ bod and I want in, so call me girl. That said, Gisele’s not the one I’d switch with if I was looking to be a high fashion model. While catwalkers like Natalia Vodianova can transition seamlessly from one look to the next, Gisele is always more or less her boring old gorgeous self.

If you ask us, that’s why her Vanity Fair cover brought in the mag’s lowest newsstand sales in two years and her Bazaar cover a few months back bombed as well. Gisele covers aren’t not selling because she’s “losing her looks,” as Vanity Fair spokeswoman Beth Kseniak suggested the other day—the girl remains smoking hot. It’s just not the sort of hot that allows for much imagination. Plus, who actually wants to read what Gisele has to say? She’s a model, not an entertainer.

So it’s apparently not enough for these long-limbed, strikingly tall, highlighted-to-perfection and, let’s not forget, genetically-blessed women to be just supermodels known the world ‘round. Now, they gotta go and pull in boatloads of green, too. And, according to the Forbes “World’s Top-Earning Model’s” list  there is one object of my faux-hate in particular who made $25 million dollars in the last 12 months. Months, people! Who is she?

A new photo series shot by Norwegian fashion photographer Sølve Sundsbø, featuring Gisele Bündchen and a crew of super-buff, super-naked, super-dark-skinned male models, is causing a bit of an uproar online. Over at Project Rungay, a commenter wrote: “wow, those photos are fierce. can’t tell if the guys are her slaves or if they’re raping her. interesting race dialogue. the first photo is super sexy.” At Racialicious, they’re “wary of the color contrast idea in fashion photography,” explaining that “darker skinned minorities always seem to end up as background color.”  Commenters there questioned why Gisele is clothed and the men aren’t, and wondered if the race and gender issue would be the same if the series featured a black female with white male models (sounds like a Janet Jackson music video circa 1990). Some worry these types of photos reinforced the antiquated idea that white females are adored by everyone, especially black men. Others suggest without the charged racial and gender stereotypes, the photos would be mediocre at best. Personally, I found these issues more provocative when Robert Map[lethorpe addressed them in his photos in the early ‘80s. This isn’t a question of gender and race, but, rather: “Are artists running out of original ideas?” What are your thoughts? [Click after the jump to see more of the photographs.]

That’s what the blogs are buzzing after the recently married couple was spotted leaving a doctor’s office. [NYC, 5/4/09]

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s relationship didn’t start off on the right foot. Shortly after the two got together, Brady’s ex, Bridget Moynahan, announced she was pregnant with his baby. But Brady and Bundchen soldiered on, and got married in February. Here’s what she has to say about playing stepmother to John Edward Thomas Moynahan:

“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day.”

The New England Patriots quarterback proposed to the supermodel on Christmas Eve—apparently he asked while the pair was flying from New Jersey to Boston on a private jet. Her parents were there for the proposal and, obvi, Gisele said yes. I guess congrats are in order, and, duh, they’re going to have some pretty kids, but they totally bore me. I liked him better when he was with Bridget Moynahan. She had some fire. [DListed]

UPDATE: Um, maybe not? Tom Brady’s father is saying he knows nothing about an engagement and that he’s spoken to Tom himself. [People]

• George Clooney’s character in “Burn After Reading” is a sex addict. The sex toys from the movie are now selling out in stores. [NY Post]
• Dylan McKay will not be returning to Beverly Hills. Though he’s been asked to make an appearance on the new “90210,” Luke Perry won’t reprise the role. Move on, Kelly. [E Online]

During Fashion Week it’s easy to forget some of the pretty ladies walking down the runway do more than just act as coat hangers for fabulously over-priced garments. That’s why our girls at Glam put together this list of models who do more.

The (oft over-used) term supermodel gets tossed around a lot. But whether or not these catwalk queens have been officially coined with that status, they’re all super in our eyes. Somewhere between strutting down the catwalk in New York and Paris, and shooting high-fashion spreads at some exotic locale in the South Pacific, these beauties have also found time to become social activists, authors, and aspiring actresses–proving that they’re much more than just a pretty face.

The Writer: Alek Wek—Discovered at an outdoor market in London, Alek Wek’s strikingly unconventional look can be found grazing the catwalks of leading designers across the globe. But what has remained undiscovered, is her unconventional upbringing in the south of Sudan. Published in 2007, Wek released the autobiography, Alek, which probes into those youthful years: the bold escape from a home torn by civil-war and ultimate climb to stardom.