You know you’ve made it when a porn star earns a paycheck off her likeness to you — so, congratulations Lena Dunham! “This Ain’t Girls XXX” stars the Hannah character breaking up with her boyfriend Adam to dabble with women (of course). Like the real “Girls,” the parody porn includes includes “mild BDSM,” including “dirty talk and rough sex” with a ballgag. And just like real “Girls,” the sex scenes get cringe-inducingly awkward. “I tried to make it as weird as possible,” Richie Calhoun, the actor who plays Adam, told the porn news site XBIZ. “I tried to say really weird things and do really weird positions.” Why it took as long as it did for “Girls” to get its own parody porn from Hustler will be the mystery of our generation. Or a mystery of a generation. [XBiz]
Ever sat down and considered the different types of men you attract? I don’t know about you, but like Hannah from “Girls,” I have attracted a plethora of fellas, from dirty-talking Republicans to poets with autism. Variety is the spice of life! Check out this hilarious deleted scene from “Girls”‘ second season above — there’s plenty more on the DVD set to be released in August. [Access Hollywood]
It’s not just Allison Williams who has locked lips with costar Jemima Kirke: the lovely, floaty Jemima appears in a bridal boutique lookbook for a New York City shop kissing another woman. Declaring “Fuck weddings” on their website, Stone Fox Bride says they have “a dress for every batshit bride out there,” which certainly sounds like Jessa on “Girls.” [Queerty]
“Bros” is a new series by some bros, in which they parody “Girls” in only the vaguest of terms. There are four bros who suddenly realize that by dressing like a bro’s version of a hipster, they can score hot hipster chicks. Where or how this is otherwise related to “Girls” is beyond me, but if you’re jonesing to see men in glitter shirts and cutoffs, well, this is the video for you. [YouTube]
Season 2 of “Girls” did not disappoint. We’ve seen divorce, new love, mental disorders, sex with a drug dealer, a journey to Staten Island with a kidnapped dog, and of course, that Q-tip scene.
Hannah dated a—gasp!—Republican, and also had a two-night stand with the super-sexy Patrick Wilson. Jessa ended her marriage with typical Jessa-flare (lots of cussing and smashing of objects), and Shoshanna is in her first serious relationship, like, ever! Keep reading »