Twenty-four-year old Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris is going to make an honest man out of Hugh Hefner: Hef proposed to the December 2009 pin-up and “Girls Next Door” star on Christmas Eve. Because he’s a modern man despite his 84 years of age, Hef tweeted the proposal immediately after it happened. “After the movie tonight, Crystal & I exchanged gifts. I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve,” he tweeted. Hef later clarified, “Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn’t mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all.”
Blonde (duh) Crystal Harris will be Hef’s third wife: he divorced his first wife, Mildred Williams, in 1959 and his second wife, Kimberly Conrad, in 2009. While it may seem at face value that marrying a woman 60 years your junior is icky, do not misunderstand their deep and serious bond: according to her Twitter bio, she’s not just a Playmate and “Hef’s girl” but an “entrepreneur.” So what’s Crystal working on? Keep reading »
At a recent Playmate of the Year party, Hugh Hefner fessed up that he can’t actually tell his new twin girlfriends, Kristina and Karissa Shannon, apart. “I have one little trick, one has a little mark,” he said, motioning to his neck. “Other than that, I don’t know.” It sounds like that’s not the only thing Hef didn’t know. Both of these twins also have an arrest record. Oops.
To be honest Hef, we can’t tell them apart either. I never thought I would care, but I kinda miss the old “Girls Next Door” with their adorable quirks and distinct personalities. A friend of mine was at the mansion earlier this month and said Hef looked miserable. Maybe he misses Holly Madison? But then again, Hef didn’t ask our opinion. After the jump, a run-down on Kristina and Karissa. Keep reading »
Why else would she wear this homemade LA Lakers “dress” out in public? It’s sad when Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson are Hef’s best-dressed girlfriends. [Los Angeles, 5/27/09] Keep reading »
You know how when people spend a lot of time together they start to dress alike, talk alike, act alikeâ€¦I know itâ€™s a slippery slope. But Iâ€™m obsessed with the Girls Next Door, the show about Hugh Heffnerâ€™s 3 blonde lady friends and Iâ€™m worried itâ€™s beginning to show. Although Iâ€™ve already seen every episode, like a huge geek, I asked for the DVDâ€™s for Chanukah. At first I was excited to watch them Playboy bunny it up over and over again, but now I realize the darkside of the force that is Hefâ€™s gfâ€™s: their laugh. Like one of Hollyâ€™s parrots, Iâ€™ve managed to pick up their distinct Â½ stoner Â½ blonde chuckle. Just the sound of it makes my tits seem fake. I hope itâ€™s just a phase and soon again Iâ€™ll be able to giggle like I have a degree. But Iâ€™m pretty sure Nostradamus predicted the beginning of the apocolypse will be caused by an innocent meeting at the mansion, Kendra and Fran Drescher sharing a laugh. Keep reading »