At a recent Playmate of the Year party, Hugh Hefner fessed up that he can’t actually tell his new twin girlfriends, Kristina and Karissa Shannon, apart. “I have one little trick, one has a little mark,” he said, motioning to his neck. “Other than that, I don’t know.” It sounds like that’s not the only thing Hef didn’t know. Both of these twins also have an arrest record. Oops.

To be honest Hef, we can’t tell them apart either. I never thought I would care, but I kinda miss the old “Girls Next Door” with their adorable quirks and distinct personalities. A friend of mine was at the mansion earlier this month and said Hef looked miserable. Maybe he misses Holly Madison? But then again, Hef didn’t ask our opinion. After the jump, a run-down on Kristina and Karissa.

Why else would she wear this homemade LA Lakers “dress” out in public? It’s sad when Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson are Hef’s best-dressed girlfriends. [Los Angeles, 5/27/09]

 

If you haven’t checked out the VH1 “Rock of Love: Charm School Reunion” where Sharon Osbourne beats Megan’s ass, watch it above.

Hugh Hefner didn’t waste any time recruiting new hot blond chicks to keep him company in the mansion. He got those twins a few months ago, and now he’s added a third! [DListed]

Alyssa Millano is engaged. And no, it’s not to a baseball player. [PerezHilton]

 

You know how when people spend a lot of time together they start to dress alike, talk alike, act alike…I know it’s a slippery slope.  But I’m obsessed with the Girls Next Door, the show about Hugh Heffner’s 3 blonde lady friends and I’m worried it’s beginning to show.  Although I’ve already seen every episode, like a huge geek, I asked for the DVD’s for Chanukah. At first I was excited to watch them Playboy bunny it up over and over again, but now I realize the darkside of the force that is Hef’s gf’s: their laugh.  Like one of Holly’s parrots, I’ve managed to pick up their distinct ½ stoner ½ blonde chuckle.  Just the sound of it makes my tits seem fake. I hope it’s just a phase and soon again I’ll be able to giggle like I have a degree. But I’m pretty sure Nostradamus predicted the beginning of the apocolypse will be caused by an innocent meeting at the mansion, Kendra and Fran Drescher sharing a laugh.