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Oh No: “Girls Gone Wild” Honcho Joe Francis Is Going To Be A Father … Of Daughters

  • “Girls Gone Wild” creep Joe Francis is expecting twin girls with his girlfriend, model Abbey Wilson. The couple did in vitro fertilization and purposefully selected daughters. “We chose to have girls. I believe people will finally understand my love, respect and admiration for women. I love girls,” said Francis. [Starcasm]
  • “Glee” star Naya Rivera and her fiance, rapper Big Sean, have called off their engagement. [Page Six]
  • Here’s a handy guide to which passwords you need to change because of the new Heartbleed bug wrecking havoc on the Internet. Change ‘em right now! [Mashable] Keep reading »

Bill Maher Calls Sarah Palin’s Son A “Retard” And “The View” Hosts Have Something To Say About It

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Michelle Obama talks race and her girls on "The View." Read More »
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Comedian Adam Hills tells Joan Rivers "f*ck you" over Adele fat jokes. Read More »
A Funny Rape Joke?
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Jamie Kilstein tells one. Read More »
  • Today “The View” hosts debated whether or not it was appropriate for Bill Maher to call Trig Palin, Sarah Palin’s son who has Down Syndrome, a “retard” during his stand-up set. [Mediaite]
  • Jay-Z announced this weekend that he is putting out a new solo record in July called Magna Carta And Holy Grail — and find out why will Samsung users will score the record for free ahead of everyone else. [USA Today]
  • Leyla Ghobadi, the Canadian model who recently claimed that Kanye cheated on Kim Kardashian with her, has retracted her statement. Just in time for baby Kimye! [Huffington Post]
  • A far cry from Barney on “How I Met Your Mother,” Neil Patrick Harris will play an “East-German transgender pop star” in the first ever Broadway production of “Hedwig and the Angry Inch.” [Flavorwire] Keep reading »

“Girls Gone Wild” Sleazebag Joe Francis Rants About “Retarded” Jury

Joe Francis: Guilty!
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The "Girls Gone Wild" chief sleazebag has been convicted of assault. Read More »
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Should women suing "Girls Gone Wild" be allowed to stay anonymous? Read More »
"GGW" Tell-All
Allegations from the "Girls Gone Wild" tell-all. Read More »
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He's The Worst ... No, The WORST
  • Rich people never do bad things. Poor people are just jealous of them! This is according to chief “Girls Gone Wild” sleazebag Joe Francis, ranting in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter about the jury that convicted him earlier this month of assault and falsely imprisoning women in his home. “Just to convict people because you’re jealous of them is retarded,” he rants. “That jury, you should be put in jail, you stupid idiots. … You should be put in jail or lined up and shot.” [Jezebel]
  • Uh oh. Ryan Gosling’s film got booed at Cannes. [US Weekly]
  • “The Real Housewives Of Orange County”‘s Tamra Barney has gotten her own spinoff leading up to her wedding to fiancé Eddie. [The Wrap]
  • Abercrombie & Fitch has promised to be more “sensitive” after their CEO made all kinds of offensive statements about young women who are size 10 or larger — you know, the fat, unpopular ones? [People] Keep reading »

“Girls Gone Wild” Founder Joe Francis Convicted For Assault

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Joe Francis' wife dumped him after 2 long months of marriage. Read More »
"GGW" Tell-All
Allegations from the "Girls Gone Wild" tell-all. Read More »
"Girls Gone Wild" Suit
Should women suing "Girls Gone Wild" be allowed to stay anonymous? Read More »
  • Sleaze master “Girls Gone Wild” Joe Francis has been found guilty of assaulting a woman at his home in 2011. Three women accused him of refusing to let them leave his Hollywood home and attacking one of them by “choke-slamming her head into his tile floor.” He’s been convicted on three counts of false imprisonment, one count of assault, and one count of dissuading a witness from reporting. [TMZ]
  • DYING. DYING! “The IT Crowd,” the British comedy which made me obsessed with Richard Ayoade and Chris O’Dowd, will film a finale to the series sometime in the next three weeks, series creator Graham Lineham announced. My heart is this right now —-> !!!!!!!!!!!! [Bleeding Cool]
  • Kreayshawn is pregnant. Mazel tov! [PopDust]
  • Here’s where you can stream the new Vampire Weekend album. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Quickies: Joe Francis Disses Reese Witherspoon & The National Sex Survey Results

  • Girls Gone Wild’s chief creep Joe Francis took a potshot at Reese Witherspoon’s recent comments about celebrity sex tapes, warning the actress she’s “showing her age.” Ugh. Things were much quieter when this douche was still in prison. [PopEater]
  • Emma Roberts, niece of Julia Roberts, got a li’l defensive about nepotism, which she said was “obviously not” the case. Look. I like Emma Roberts. But please. [Celebitchy]
  • John Edwards mugshot outtakes, starring Jerry O’Connell. [Funny Or Die]
  • Eight badass ladies in history who deserve their own action movie. [The Mary Sue]

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Skeezy Joe Francis Wins Big In Skeezy “Girls Gone Wild” Lawsuit

Joe Francis of “Girls Gone Wild” has something to celebrate. He may be a douchebag whose wife ditched him after a whopping two months of marriage. But he just won a lawsuit! Keep reading »

Girls Gone Wild Founder Joe Francis’ Wife Of 2 Months Dumps Him

Prepared to be stunned, ladies? Girls Gone Wild founder and general sleazebag Joe Francis has been left by his wife of less than two months. I know! I didn’t see it coming either. Frankly, what I did find shocking was that any woman would marry him in the first place, but I guess there’s a green zebra for everyone. So, who would marry this jerk in the first place? That’d be Christina McLarty, an entertainment reporter for L.A.’s KCAL9. She went to NYU, is the niece of Bill Clinton’s former chief-of-staff Mark McLarty, and she’s from Arkansas. I guess we all make mistakes. Apparently, she was Francis’ girlfriend of four years. The two were married last month in a lavish wedding held at the groom’s Mexico estate. “I’m not sure if she is still driving the S500 Mercedes he let her use or if she still has her $500K engagement ring, but she definitely moved out of his Bel Air home,” a source told Radar. Well, I guess that explains some of it. Keep reading »

Should Women Suing “Girls Gone Wild” Be Allowed To Stay Anonymous?

Four women, who were between the ages of 13 and 17 when they were filmed flashing their breasts by “Girls Gone Wild” goons, have asked to pursue their lawsuit without being named. The women, who are now in their 20s, said when they appeared in the “Girls Gone Wild” videos as teens in Panama City, Florida, they were ridiculed and forced to leave their schools. Their lawyers battled in court recently, arguing that as the women sue Joe Francis for exploitation, there is no need for their identities to be revealed. “Their names” — in addition to their breasts — “are going to be everywhere,” attorney Rachael Pontikes argued. Alas, an unsympathetic FL judge rejected their request and now the women have filed an appeal.

But this debate isn’t just about boobs, exploitation and poor judgment. It’s also about journalism! Keep reading »

Sum Poosie: A Pink Energy Drink That Tastes Like … Cherry 7Up!

Wait, what did you think I was going to write?

Sum Poosie is a “vagina-themed” energy drink that tastes like cherry and was created by a guy who turned down a job offer from Red Bull in 1996. “Basically, it’s an energy drink, but it’s like the ‘Girls Gone Wild’ of energy drinks,” the drink’s distributor Levar Turner, who is under the impression that is a selling point, told blogger Amanda Hess at TBD.com. “There are a million and one energy drinks. We needed to stand out. What better way than with Sum Poosie?”

So. How does Sum Poosie stand out? Bottles with boobies, boobies, boobies. Keep reading »

Paris Hilton Smuggles Drugs In Her Hoo-Ha, And Other Allegations From The “Girls Gone Wild” Tell-All

Ryan Simkin spent half a decade as an employee for “Girls Gone Wild,” working his way up to be Joe Francis‘ right hand man. And now he’s written a book all about the experience called Flash! Bars, Boobs, And Busted: 5 Years On The Road With Girls Gone Wild. Naturally, Francis is suing to stop sales of the book. So what is it Joe doesn’t want you to read? Some juicy tidbits after the jump, including how Paris Hilton allegedly smuggles drugs on commercial flights. Keep reading »

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