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Quickies: Joe Francis Disses Reese Witherspoon & The National Sex Survey Results

Jessica WakemanJune 17, 2011 //
  • Girls Gone Wild’s chief creep Joe Francis took a potshot at Reese Witherspoon’s recent comments about celebrity sex tapes, warning the actress she’s “showing her age.” Ugh. Things were much quieter when this douche was still in prison. [PopEater]
  • Emma Roberts, niece of Julia Roberts, got a li’l defensive about nepotism, which she said was “obviously not” the case. Look. I like Emma Roberts. But please. [Celebitchy]
  • John Edwards mugshot outtakes, starring Jerry O’Connell. [Funny Or Die]
  • Eight badass ladies in history who deserve their own action movie. [The Mary Sue]

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Skeezy Joe Francis Wins Big In Skeezy “Girls Gone Wild” Lawsuit

Jessica WakemanApril 11, 2011 //

Joe Francis of “Girls Gone Wild” has something to celebrate. He may be a douchebag whose wife ditched him after a whopping two months of marriage. But he just won a lawsuit! Keep reading »

Girls Gone Wild Founder Joe Francis’ Wife Of 2 Months Dumps Him

Susannah BreslinDecember 29, 2010 //

Prepared to be stunned, ladies? Girls Gone Wild founder and general sleazebag Joe Francis has been left by his wife of less than two months. I know! I didn’t see it coming either. Frankly, what I did find shocking was that any woman would marry him in the first place, but I guess there’s a green zebra for everyone. So, who would marry this jerk in the first place? That’d be Christina McLarty, an entertainment reporter for L.A.’s KCAL9. She went to NYU, is the niece of Bill Clinton’s former chief-of-staff Mark McLarty, and she’s from Arkansas. I guess we all make mistakes. Apparently, she was Francis’ girlfriend of four years. The two were married last month in a lavish wedding held at the groom’s Mexico estate. “I’m not sure if she is still driving the S500 Mercedes he let her use or if she still has her $500K engagement ring, but she definitely moved out of his Bel Air home,” a source told Radar. Well, I guess that explains some of it. Keep reading »

Should Women Suing “Girls Gone Wild” Be Allowed To Stay Anonymous?

Jessica WakemanOctober 28, 2010 //

Four women, who were between the ages of 13 and 17 when they were filmed flashing their breasts by “Girls Gone Wild” goons, have asked to pursue their lawsuit without being named. The women, who are now in their 20s, said when they appeared in the “Girls Gone Wild” videos as teens in Panama City, Florida, they were ridiculed and forced to leave their schools. Their lawyers battled in court recently, arguing that as the women sue Joe Francis for exploitation, there is no need for their identities to be revealed. “Their names” — in addition to their breasts — “are going to be everywhere,” attorney Rachael Pontikes argued. Alas, an unsympathetic FL judge rejected their request and now the women have filed an appeal.

But this debate isn’t just about boobs, exploitation and poor judgment. It’s also about journalism! Keep reading »

Sum Poosie: A Pink Energy Drink That Tastes Like … Cherry 7Up!

Jessica WakemanOctober 8, 2010 //

Wait, what did you think I was going to write?

Sum Poosie is a “vagina-themed” energy drink that tastes like cherry and was created by a guy who turned down a job offer from Red Bull in 1996. “Basically, it’s an energy drink, but it’s like the ‘Girls Gone Wild’ of energy drinks,” the drink’s distributor Levar Turner, who is under the impression that is a selling point, told blogger Amanda Hess at TBD.com. “There are a million and one energy drinks. We needed to stand out. What better way than with Sum Poosie?”

So. How does Sum Poosie stand out? Bottles with boobies, boobies, boobies. Keep reading »

Paris Hilton Smuggles Drugs In Her Hoo-Ha, And Other Allegations From The “Girls Gone Wild” Tell-All

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comSeptember 10, 2010 //

Ryan Simkin spent half a decade as an employee for “Girls Gone Wild,” working his way up to be Joe Francis‘ right hand man. And now he’s written a book all about the experience called Flash! Bars, Boobs, And Busted: 5 Years On The Road With Girls Gone Wild. Naturally, Francis is suing to stop sales of the book. So what is it Joe doesn’t want you to read? Some juicy tidbits after the jump, including how Paris Hilton allegedly smuggles drugs on commercial flights. Keep reading »

11 Wedding Gift Ideas For Joe Francis Of “Girls Gone Wild”

Jessica WakemanJuly 2, 2010 //

“Girls Gone Wild”‘s Joe Francis is getting … married? When we heard the news this morning, we didn’t know if we were still drunk from last night, or hell had frozen over, or what. But yes: Christina McLarty, an entertainment reporter for CBS, is going to marry that bastard. Actually, the couple will have a domestic partnership, not a marriage. Why? Because Joe Francis has so many scruples, you see! “We have chosen to have a civil domestic partnership because we don’t believe it’s appropriate to be married until our gay and lesbian friends are afforded the same rights as us to legally marry in the United States,” Francis told gossip column Page Six. Uh, OK.

The flesh vendor proposed to McLarty while vacationing in St. Tropez and they will wed with 200 guests in September at Casa Aramara, his beachfront estate in Punta Mita, Mexico. Weirdness of weirdness, his neighbor Quincy Jones will be the best man. So, a September wedding! Very nice. That gives up plenty of time to think up some appropriate wedding gifts for a sweetie like Joe Francis … Keep reading »

The Daily Squeeze: Egyptian Men, Marijuana At Camp, And Girls Gone Wild Identity Confusion

Catherine StrawnJuly 18, 2008 //
  • Nearly two-thirds of Egyptian men admitted they have sexually harassed a women. [Reuters]
  • More than 5,000 marijuana plants were found growing at a Girl Scout camp in Syracuse, IN. Perhaps a new GS cookie was in the works, to be called “space cakes.” [AHN]
  • A woman is suing former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer’s call girl, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, saying she used her lost driver’s license to appear ona Girls Gone Wild video. [AP via CNN]

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    No, Shayne, No!

    Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 13, 2008 //

    My love affair with Shayne Lamas has peaked and is now on a steady decline. Celebrating her victory on The Bachelor, Shayne appears dressed in a veil in Girls Gone Wild magazine. Gross. I mean, it’s the poor man’s, poor man’s Maxim. The Bach’s bride needs to have standards! [DListed] Keep reading »

    Dupre Sues Girls Gone Wild

    SimchaApril 30, 2008 //

    Getting Eliot Spitzer’s call girl, Ashley Dupre, on video was Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis’ first order of business after his release from jail. However, once GGW realized they already had plenty of footage of her that they got for free, they retracted the offer. It turns out that she appeared in videos for the franchise before she was a call girl — including one where she’s a teenager, topless, and drunk. Now she’s trying to sue GGW for $10 mil in damages, saying she was underage when they filmed her. Dupre is finding out the hard way, the number one rule is get the money first, then do the job. Though she may have been underage at the time, GGW does have footage of her consenting to being filmed and stating that she is 18, so who knows if her case will hold up in court. Either way, Francis is as big a dirt bag as ever, saying, “I think it’s ironic that she charged Governor Spitzer $2,000 for sex and she wants to charge me $10 million for taking some naked pictures of her…I feel like I’m getting a raw deal.” Gag. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

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