Posts tagged "girl talk"

Girl Talk: On Calling A Man “Daddy” In Bed

He liked to talk in bed — a lot, and always dirty — and, as part of his rhetorical repertoire, he liked to tell me about other women he'd been with while he was getting me off. He'd whisper in my ear about how this one went down on him while he told her what…
By: Callie Fitzgerald / June 14, 2012

Girl Talk: The Things That Freak Me Out When I Think About Myself In A Bikini

I don’t want to write about bikinis. I want to write about the amazing blue cheese dressing I made with buttermilk! (For some reason, I think buttermilk is the coolest thing ever.) And the pizza I found myself absentmindedly dipping in it until I’d eaten a whole piece like that. I want to write about…
By: Kate Fridkis / June 13, 2012

Girl Talk: How Snuffleupagus Saved My Relationship

You probably know Mr. Snuffleupagus as the heavy-lashed wooly mammoth from “Sesame Street.” He's the lovable, large, brown creature who swings his trunk to and fro with every step, spends his days hanging out with Big Bird and enjoys nothing more than a bowl of spaghetti. I, however, happen to regard Snuffleupagus as my personal…
By: Marissa Willman / June 11, 2012

Girl Talk: I’m A Celine Dion Superfan And I Don’t Care Who Knows

I have a dark secret. Okay, it's not actually that dark and as far as secrets go, it hasn't been particularly well hidden, but still, here goes... This weekend, I am going to Las Vegas to see Celine Dion in concert. For the eighth time. I have an entire section of my closet dedicated to…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 8, 2012

Girl Talk: Confronting My Fear Of Being A Fraud

I think we all suffer from having secret fears about ourselves, that stunt our growth both personally and professionally. Since I graduated from college and became an "adult," I've struggled with feeling like a fraud in my career. I majored in acting in college, but before I studied it as a future profession, I did…
By: Ami Angelowicz / June 7, 2012

Girl Talk: I Really Feel Like I’m Losing My Best Friend

When I'm really upset there is only one person I want to talk with: my mom. "Mom?" I said, my voice wobbling. "Ashley got into med school." "That's great!" Mom exclaimed. Like me, my mother has known Ashley since we met in kindergarten. "Yes ... but ... she got in med school in Israel. She'…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 5, 2012

Girl Talk: I Don’t Have A Dating Checklist

In the preview for Bravo's upcoming reality show "Miss Advised," internet personality Julia Allison boldly exclaims that she's looking for a husband and has a 73-point checklist. When I heard that, my immediate thought was that I've never had a checklist, and even when I've set vague goals for the types of people I wanted…
By: Rachel Kramer Bussel / June 4, 2012

Girl Talk: The Bay Of (Guinea) Pigs

It took months of begging, pleading, bribing, and promises to convince my parents to get me my first guinea pig. We lived on a 38-acre farm with dogs, cats, and chickens, but I yearned for a pet of my very own, a pet who would entertain me and understand me, a pet who would impre…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 30, 2012

Girl Talk: The Time I Accidentally Ordered A $175 Steak On A Date

A few years back, I enjoyed a dream-like experience. It was like something out of the most ridiculous rom-com starring … oh, let’s say, Amanda Seyfried as me, the protagonist, and Channing Tatum as Mark, my strapping love interest. I’d been on a I-just-broke-up-with-my-boyfriend-let-me-get-away-from-it-all vacation to San Francisco. I stayed with a friend, wandered around,…
By: Sara Barron / May 29, 2012

Girl Talk: Nightmare In Yoga Class

I was late to yoga, and when I walked in, carrying too many things, everyone was already on their mats. Yoga is still really new for me. It still feels awkward and difficult, and I’m still at the point where I feel really proud of myself for going. Look at you, being all healthy! I…
By: Kate Fridkis / May 25, 2012

Girl Talk: My Weekend Boyfriend

When I decided to visit one of my best friends from college in her new city of Austin, Texas, I was 26, single, and crashing with my parents in suburban New Jersey. It had been more than a year since I'd so much as shared a bed with a guy, even for one night. I…
By: Megan Gillin-Schwartz / May 24, 2012

Girl Talk: Anjelica Huston Is My Beauty Role Model

You know how girls who are trying to lose weight tape pictures of sleek, gorgeous models to the fridge? I want a huge photo of Anjelica Huston, in "Smash," on my wall, to remind me of what to aspire to. Anjelica Huston is 60. And yeah, maybe she's had some work done. And yeah, her…
By: Kate Fridkis / May 22, 2012

Girl Talk: I Would Like To Have Guy Friends

For the longest time, I have only had one guy friend. And I used to date him, in college. Which complicates things. It makes my husband Bear uncomfortable. It makes me uncomfortable, too. Not the him being my friend part. That’s fine. It happened naturally. We’re horrible gossips together.  But I wish I could erase…
By: Kate Fridkis / May 21, 2012

Girl Talk: Confessions Of A Serial Friend Dumper

Halfway through my freshman year of high school, I found myself two states away from my childhood home of Seattle. I was sure my new school would offer an opportunity to shed my former identity as a shy, socially-inept girl and reinvent myself as the outgoing, popular girl that I knew was hiding somewhere inside.
By: Marissa Willman / May 18, 2012

Girl Talk: Maybe We’re All Just Too Selfish & Immature To Find Love

I've been thinking a lot about a date I had this weekend. I'm not sure that the guy and I are a right fit for some compatibility reasons, but we did end up having an interesting conversation over coffee on Saturday night. We were discussing the different ways that online dating sucks for girls and…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 17, 2012

Girl Talk: My Grandma’s Vibrator Gives Me Hope

A decade ago, my grandmother, then 82, broke her hip. Her recovery involved a month in the hospital while she learned to walk comfortably again, a month that drove my mother, my grandmother’s sole caretaker, to the brink of insanity. “I can’t go on,” she’d moan. “Calgon, take me away.” Such was her constant refrain,…
By: Sara Barron / May 16, 2012

Girl Talk: The Harm In Labeling Someone “Harmless”

I just got back from a totally blissful six-day vacation in Tulum, Mexico, a quiet beach town about two hours from Cancun. I went alone. I've traveled solo (i.e. not in the company of a friend, boyfriend, or family member) before, but always as part of an organized group. This trip was the first time…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 15, 2012

Girl Talk: I Don’t Know Why I’m Crying

Do you remember laying flat on your bed, eyes gushing like Old Faithful, unsightly snot dripping down way too close to your open mouth? This is you after your dog died. This is you after a break up. This is you after failing to assemble an Ikea chair. This image comes frighteningly close to what…
By: Kate Hakala / May 14, 2012

Girl Talk: I’m A Lesbian Mom

When I think about Mother's Day, I usually picture a dad in plaid pajama pants destroying the kitchen with his kids in a clumsy effort to make his wife breakfast in bed. There is flour everywhere, kids are enthusiastically beating something in a bowl and Dad is putting a single red rose in a…
By: Jaime Jenett / May 11, 2012

Girl Talk: Dear Mom, You Were Right About Everything (Almost)

We haven't always gotten along. There have been some wicked fights over the years, starting in the sixth grade when I didn't want to wear my ripe-for-teasing plaid shorts to school, or in ninth grade when you insisted a C minus in trig warranted summer school (it didn't), or that visit during college when I…
By: Angela Tung / May 10, 2012
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