Posts tagged "girl scout cookies"

Missing Sisters Live On Girl Scout Cookies and Cheese Puffs For 2 Weeks While Lost In Woods

Lee Write and Leslie Roy went missing for nearly two weeks in a remote area of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. The sisters went for a drive when their car…

Katrin Higher | April 26, 2015 - 9:23 am

Tom Hanks Helps Sell Girl Scout Cookies, Reminds Us He’s A National Treasure

A few weeks ago, a Girl Scout troop out selling cookies in Los Altos, California spotted Tom Hanks passing through town. When they stopped him to say hi, Hanks bought…

Claire Hannum | March 13, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Mommie Dearest: If Girl Scout Cookies Are The Devil’s Dessert, We’ll Take Seconds

Girl Scout cookies are damn delicious, and who doesn’t like supporting a bunch of girls who are trying to earn merit badges and do good things? Apparently, a whole bunch…

Avital Norman Nathman | March 3, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Now We Can Bake Girl Scout Cookies At Home!

My fervent mission to build up a Girl Scout cookie stockpile just got a lot easier, because soon we can make them at home! Starting this fall, Wicked Cool Toys’ Girl Scout…

Claire Hannum | February 17, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Santa Must Have Heard My Pleas Because We Can Finally Buy Girl Scout Cookies Online

As anyone who loves Girl Scout cookies (so, the entire human race) knows, it can be really hard to get your hands on a box. They’re only for sale for…

Claire Hannum | December 1, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Girl Scout Cookie-Flavored Nesquik Is A Thing Now

Nesquik has debuted a new chocolate milk beverage we are welcoming with open arms and clogged arteries: Girl Scout cookie-flavored milk. (At least it’s lowfat Girl Scout cookie-flavored milk.) The two…

Jessica Wakeman | September 18, 2014 - 9:30 am

Uh Oh: The Girl Scouts Are In Trouble

It’s been a year since both the Girl Scouts of the USA celebrated their centennial and a year since I posted “Girl Talk: I Was Born A Girl Scout.”  Unfortunately,…

Daley Quinn | June 26, 2013 - 5:30 pm

Ryan Gosling On Being That Creepy Guy Handing Out Girl Scout Cookies

My boo appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” earlier this week, and confirmed a rumor that the host had heard from friends of his. About five or six years ago, Ryan…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 11, 2013 - 11:00 am

Weekend Project: A Girl Scout Cookie Cake Of Dreams

I’m starting to get emails warning me that Girl Scout Cookie Season, AKA The Annual Will Power Challenge That We All Eventually Fail, is quickly approaching. If you’d like to get…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | January 5, 2013 - 11:00 am

Bigots Call For Girl Scout Cookie Boycott Over Inclusion Of Trans Girl In Troop

Today in Bitch, Please news: a bigoted group in Texas is calling for a boycott of scrumptious Girl Scout cookies after a Denver, Colorado, troop has allowed a seven-year-0ld boy

Jessica Wakeman | January 13, 2012 - 2:20 pm

Girl Scout Cookies On Your Lips

God love Girl Scout Cookies, but they’re sadly only available a few months out of the year. If you don’t stock up, or just have no self-control, then your GS…

Julie Gerstein | November 9, 2011 - 11:20 am

Thin Mints Get All The Love

Sometimes when I have sugar cravings I like to watch “To Chef: Just Desserts” and pretend like I’m a judge who gets to try everything. I did that last night.

Ami Angelowicz | September 6, 2011 - 11:20 am

Girl Scout Cookie Porn

Thin mints, those naughty little minxes, are the most enticing sluts of the Girl Scout cookie line. “Eat me,” they whisper seductively. Check out some more pics of thin mints…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 30, 2011 - 4:40 pm

Give Me Back My Girl Scout Cookies … Or Else!

A 31-year-old Florida woman loves her Girl Scout cookies so much that she’s willing to fight for them. Hersha Howard was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The…

Ami Angelowicz | February 24, 2011 - 3:20 pm

Don’t Tell Cookie Monster There Will Be Only 6 Kinds Of Girl Scout Cookies This Year

Unlike most of the girls I knew, I wasn’t that into being a Brownie. I thought the uniform was ugly (really, of all the colors in the world—brown?) and didn’t…

Kate Torgovnick/ | January 28, 2011 - 1:20 pm

Girl Scouts Host First Ever Duct Tape Fashion Show

As a born and bred New Yorker, I never had the inclination to join the Girl Scouts and learn the necessary wilderness skills to survive the jungle otherwise known as…

Ali Jawin | June 25, 2009 - 12:50 pm

The Daily Squeeze: Egyptian Men, Marijuana At Camp, And Girls Gone Wild Identity Confusion

Nearly two-thirds of Egyptian men admitted they have sexually harassed a women. [Reuters]
More than 5,000 marijuana plants were found growing at a Girl Scout camp in Syracuse, IN. Perhaps…

Catherine Strawn | July 18, 2008 - 12:30 pm