Julia Dales, 17, from somewhere in Canada, is our new hero. She wanted to score the wild cart slot in a beat boxing competition, so she made this video, and it worked. [Boing Boing]…
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.