In yesterday’s New York Post, there was a cartoon suggesting that the stimulus bill was so bad that a monkey might as well have written it. However, it can be construed that the monkey is President Obama, and many are taking offense. What do YOU think? [Huffington Post]

The cartoon didn’t slow down The First Lady. Michelle Obama continues to shine as she hosted a Black History Month celebration at the White House yesterday for sixth and seventh graders. [Bossip]

Giorgio Armani is best known for his fashion line. But he’s trying to be noticed for his cooking abilities as well. The designer just opened a new Italian restaurant in NYC. [AOL]

A man in Australia shot a woman in the thigh after she refused to perform oral sex on him. [The Australian]

Giorgio Armani is helping Adrien Brody design the interiors of his castle home in New York. Oh, to have ridiculously famous and fabulous friends. [WENN]

Kirsten Dunst is writing a musical. [WENN]

Fox is remaking British comedy “Absolutely Fabulous,” only it will be set in LA. Our Simcha is jumping for joy. [BuzzSugar]

The citizens of San Francisco are lucky enough to be getting an eyeful of David Beckham’s hot, Armani-clad package right now. His ginormous billboard went up in front of Macy’s in SF’s Union Square this week. This could definitely be a driving hazard.

So many couples came out to play at the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art last night. There were tons of singles too, not mention loads of amazing train wrecks (the theme was superheroes), but we thought we’d start with the lovebirds. Click here to see all of the couples in their freakiest and finest.