Hello, gorgeous. Why don't you sit back, relax, and let a man fulfill your every fantasy? But what, exactly, is that fantasy? Mind-blowing sex or charming conversation? I'm totally obsessed with HBO's "Hung", and not just because I'm waiting to see exactly what the show title is referring to. It's fascinating to watch women pay a man for "The Boyfriend Experience." According to "Hung," interviews with real call boys, and an escort service infomercial, women are looking for companionship over sex. What would you pay a man to do for you?

“In a world of lonely women…” lonely, rich women, a new elite group of male escorts are cashing in. Real life gigolos between the fine wine ages of 30 to 45, are pimping out their charms a la HBO’s “Hung.” But as you’ll see in this promotional video, these boys are not run by some hapless poetess pimp. The bi-coastal Papau Agency will loan you one of their professional metrosexual men by the hour. It’s convenient for the gal on the go, but don’t think you’re going to get the goods. There is a no-sex policy. Bummer! What you do get from the 3-year-old agency is a “companion.” In other words, Rico Suave will gladly flex his muscles in front of your ex. For $150-$300 an hour, that’s still priceless. [Bound, Not Gagged]

Prices really do vary for working girls.  So how do you know if you’re an Atlantic City streetwalker or one of the high-priced hookers for Spitzer?  There’s only one way to find out: the hustler meter. It works for both would-be gigolos and hoes. Plus it’s a safe time killer for work, so long as you don’t give yourself away by laughing out loud at the question that asks what kind of degree you have. [That’s my worth, on the left. I guess I agree.—Editor] [Nerve]