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We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Exorcised A Ghost From A Woman’s Vagina With His Penis

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Dear Huang Jianjun,

I know you take your ghostbusting extremely seriously. Killing ghosts has been your passion since you saw “Ghostbusters” in the ’80s. I’ve always wanted to be supportive of you and your dreams, so I refrained from telling you that I thought your idea to start a ghostbusting business was absurd. What can I say? I was tired of you sitting around all day watching watching succubus porn and drinking Mountain Dew, so I lied and told you to start your business. I wanted that imprint of your ass off my couch. I realize now that was a mistake. You used your business as an excuse to have sex with an unsuspecting woman. And here I was believing that we never had sex anymore because you weren’t “attracted to sentient beings.” Ha! What a fool I was. I suppose you were lying about not being able to get it up because of your diabetes too. Keep reading »

The Mystery Of The Tea Bagging Ghost

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This Ghost Loves Tea Bagging
Look at those levitating tea bags!

Not that kind of tea bagging. Watch this footage of a man shopping in a UK health food store very carefully and you’ll see what appears to be some tea bags levitating off shelves. The video, which went viral on YouTube, has many convinced that it’s the work of a supernatural being (who clearly still loves tea).

“I was perplexed I suppose. I just couldn’t believe it. I have no idea about how it has happened. It is just a complete mystery. I have never seen anything like it since I’ve been running the shop,” said the manager Michelle Newbold. Although she still doesn’t believe in ghosts, she can offer no other explanation for the strange incident.

If this happened in America, you know the ghost would be making a cup of Starbucks or a Diet Coke levitate. Those British ghosts are so proper. [Kent Online]

13 Reasons To Be Best Friends With A Ghost

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Ghost Sex In The Living Room
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A couple weeks ago I saw a sappy romantic movie with my friend Kevin. I won’t tell you which movie at the risk of spoiling it for you, but at the end of this sappy romantic movie, the main character finds out that her best friend was actually a ghost. I was totally thrown off by this ghost plot twist, but it turns out Kevin was quite taken with the idea of being friends with ghosts. “Think about it,” he told me on the way home, “a ghost friend would never get in the way of where you wanted to put a chair.” I had no idea that Kevin was so inconvenienced by the way his mortal friends get in the way of his chairs, but apparently it’s a major problem in his life. When I mentioned the concept of ghost friends to Ami, she, too, was instantly obsessed, so we teamed up to compile the following list of reasons to be friends with a ghost. Read on if you’re in the market for a supernatural BFF… Keep reading »

Ke$ha’s Ghostly Romp & 7 Other Sexual Encounters Of The Third Kind

We’re not followers of Ke$ha’s music, but after hearing about the inspiration for her latest song, “Supernatural,” we’re, well, haunted. “It’s about experiences with the supernatural… but in a sexy way,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show. “I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.” [Huffington Post]

Listen, we’re not totally opposed to concept of their being an afterlife and that some spirits walk amongst us. But we don’t know that we’d be game to get frisky with one either. Doesn’t seem very … intimate. But maybe we’re wrong. After all, Ke$ha is not the only person to have had some sort of sexual encounter with someone or something not quite … human. Read on for more sexual encounters of the third kind…

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Ghost Sex
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Bartenders Claim Pervy Ghost Likes To Pinch Their Butts

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Talk about sexual harassment in the workplace: Bartenders at a pub in the UK say someone in their bar is indiscriminately pinching their butts. But it’s not a patron whose getting grabby … it’s a ghost. Both male and female staff at The Queens Arms in Birmingham report feeling “a very firm pinch” which happens “day and night.” They assume it’s from a “small, bald, smartly-dressed” phantom who haunts the 170-year-old pub, moving chairs, singing and causing mysterious puffs of smoke. Explained the manager, in adorable British parlance, “You turn round, but there’s no one there. It’s most off-putting.” Most off-putting, indeed! And wily, too. At least if a drunken patron was getting fresh there would be some sort of physical entity to slap. [Daily Mail UK]

Ghost Loves Fruit Roll-Ups

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Do we even need to debate this? Obviously, this supermarket in Australia is haunted. There’s no way that fruit roll-up could have just fallen off that shelf on its own. Not a chance! I’m hoping this means you can still eat food in the afterlife, which would be great news. I have a feeling that if my soul got trapped on Earth, I would be doing pretty much the same thing. Only, I would skip the fruit roll-ups and go right for the ice cream aisle. Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. All those calories and none of the consequences? It’s a no-brainer. [Newslite]

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