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News Crew Scratched, Terrorized By Ghosts During Visit To Local Haunted Home

News Crew Scratched, Terrorized During Visit To Local Haunted Home
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

First and foremost, I will start by saying that I love horror films, ghost stories and any excuse to scare the bejesus out of myself. I commonly find myself locking all doors and windows before I go to bed, checking under my bed for serial killers and half-expecting to find Norman Bates behind my shower curtain. With that said, this story about a local news crew who was harassed by demons while visiting a local haunted home has “oh hell no” written all over it. Scary stories are fine and dandy when they’re in the movies, but as soon as my own home turns into the Devil’s playground, I am out. Not so much for these people… Keep reading »

5 Ghosts That May Be Haunting Your Relationship

5 Ghosts That May Be Haunting Your Relationship

It’s Halloween and everyone is gearing up with their spookiest stories. Maybe you’ve never experienced a bonafide haunting, but there might be a ghost in your midst and it could be wreaking more havoc than you’d imagine. We’re talking about the deep, dark issues that haunt your relationship — the kind that pop up and scare the crap out of you and your partner on an otherwise uneventful Tuesday evening. From unresolved crap with mom and dad to the emotional affair that’s been eating away at you, no relationship is safe. Happy couples know that the only way to deal with these phantoms, is not to hide in fear, but rather, shine a light on them. Unfortunately, there are no proton packs that will turn your issues into green slime — if only it were that easy! — but here are a few tips for scaring your relationship ghosts out of the dark corners where they lurk. Keep reading »

There’s A Ghost Haunting Ke$ha’s Vagina

There's A Ghost Haunting Ke$ha's Vagina
Ke$ha's Got A Haunted Hoo-Ha

Ke$ha is a crazy special flower isn’t she? The pop singer and reality TV star stopped by “Late Night With Jimmy Kimmel” last night to promote the new season of her MTV show and was very candid about her close encounters with the third kind. Now, we were already privy to the knowledge that Ke$ha has gotten down and dirty with a ghost before — the experience even inspired her song “Supernatural” — but now it seems things have taken a more … invasive turn. See, a ghost is now haunting her vagina, like, according to her hypnotherapist, she has dead people inside her, primarily in the region of her ladyparts it seems. That’s one way to explain a dry spell. “Yeah, it’s been awhile since I got laid, but the ghoul in my twat is kind of a turnoff, go figure.”

First Time For Everything: Sex In A Haunted House

First Time: Orgy
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Sex With A Ghost
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First Time: Anal Beads
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Let me be clear: this house wasn’t in any way meant to be spooky. Nor was it Halloween. Even worse, my host didn’t forewarn me that there might be anything even vaguely strange about his place. The only thing he did mention, while unzipping my skirt, was that he was planning to put in an outdoor jacuzzi, just to enhance the whole ’70s swinger vibe he was going for.

I was in the middle of a “fuck tour” of Manhattan: a long weekend that literally started with an orgy at my friend’s place and continued as I met up with other people. My friend, being a fixture in the NYC sex scene for years, had a very extensive contact list of people who were willing to help the new girl get as many notches on her bedpost as possible. After a sex-starved stint working as a temp in a stuffy office, I was ready to let loose. The boy who I later discovered had a haunted house, went by the self-appointed name “Byron,” and that was the only name I knew him by. He was tall and skinny with a British accent. That was  enough for me to want to spend some more private time with him.

Byron had a nice apartment, full of warm golden light and a well-stocked bar, which I drank only one glass of wine from, refusing a second. Half of the frisson of these casual encounters was the tiny lick of fear at the base of my spine that came from a lifetime of stranger-danger stories, and as a precaution, I always tried to remain as alert as possible. Little did I know, I was scared of the wrong thing. Keep reading »

Ghosts Seeking Ghosts: There’s An Online Dating Site For You

Ghosts Seeking Ghosts: There's An Online Dating Site For You

Dating must be so much easier when you’re a ghost. No more worrying about what to wear (nothing!), who picks up the tab (you don’t eat!) or whether or not he’ll come back to your place (you don’t have one!). Your biggest concern when you’re a dead dater is what decade your date passed in and if he will get your cultural references. Or, I guess it could be problematic if he’s obsessed with reconnecting with his still-living soul mate like Patrick Swayze in “Ghost.” So sexy, but so unavailable.

GhostSingles.com is a new online dating site for dead people. It’s perfect for lonely ghosts who want to spice up their afterlife or those who want to find the the perfect entity to settle down and haunt the world with. Sadly, they don’t accept profiles from the undead, the living dead or mortals. So, you’re out of luck if you have a thing for ghosts. But if you’re unhappy about their inter-world dating policy, you can contact GhostSingles.com via gypsy, psychic, telephone (there’s no number, you’ll have to let it dial itself) or email. Hey, the dead love technology. In the meantime, check out the profiles of a couple of the site’s deceased singles. BRILLIANT. [Oddity Central] Keep reading »

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Exorcised A Ghost From A Woman’s Vagina With His Penis

Breaking Up: Driving Sex
Drunk Driving
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Breaking Up: Ice Cream
This guy got caught not sharing his ice cream with his girlfriend. Watch »
Breaking Up: Library
He's banned from all libraries on earth. Read More »

Dear Huang Jianjun,

I know you take your ghostbusting extremely seriously. Killing ghosts has been your passion since you saw “Ghostbusters” in the ’80s. I’ve always wanted to be supportive of you and your dreams, so I refrained from telling you that I thought your idea to start a ghostbusting business was absurd. What can I say? I was tired of you sitting around all day watching watching succubus porn and drinking Mountain Dew, so I lied and told you to start your business. I wanted that imprint of your ass off my couch. I realize now that was a mistake. You used your business as an excuse to have sex with an unsuspecting woman. And here I was believing that we never had sex anymore because you weren’t “attracted to sentient beings.” Ha! What a fool I was. I suppose you were lying about not being able to get it up because of your diabetes too. Keep reading »

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