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Watch The Talented Gerard Butler Crack Nuts With His Ass, Give His Penis An Ice Bath

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Oh The Things Gerard Butler Can Do With His Ass!

On the  German TV show “Wetten, dass…?” (I have no idea what that translates to and don’t think I want to know), the charming and talented Gerard Butler showed off some of his stupid party tricks. First, he cracked walnuts with his ass cheeks and then he followed that up with an ice bath for his penis. Just a regular day of Gerard doing his important work in the world. The combination of watching him in pooping position and hearing him speak German has left me feeling spent. [US Weekly]

A Star Magazine Cover You Will Certainly Never Ever See

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What if tabloids snarked on men’s bodies–like Quentin Tarantino, Gerard Depardieu, Rob Kardashian and Gerard Butler, featured here–the way they constantly snark on women? Instead of mag covers deriding “stars without makeup” or telling us who has the best and worst “beach bodies,” we might see covers on the most egregious beer bellies in Hollywood or features on celebs with encroaching male pattern baldness. That day will likely never come, which, okay, fine. I’m not saying I’d prefer magazines to rip men’s bodies apart — I’d just like to show you how absolutely inured we are to a culture that dissects women’s bodies like they’re a bunch of frogs on a lab table. Think about how weird it is that these magazines are targeted at women, and women are more or less the sole objects of these magazine’s bodily criticism and speculation. Now that’s what I call a vicious cycle.

This faux magazine cover will likely make you laugh, because men’s forms just aren’t talked about this way, but women are regularly reduced to their body parts in the abstract. But hopefully it’ll also give you pause the next time you see a cover deriding Tori Spelling’s cellulite. (Click here to see larger image.)

Gerard Butler Is A Manly Man Who Cares About His Skin


Actor Gerard Butler recently shot a commercial for L’Oreal skin care for men, and we now present to you the behind-the-scenes video. Watch as Butler, an actor, plays an actor. See Butler talk about how hot his female costar in the commercial is. Behold Butler saying various arrogant things and discussing how he is looking at himself in the mirror. It’s a masterwork! He’s always struck me as someone who needs a good scrubbing. Like that accent, though. [The Cut] Keep reading »

Quotable: Gerard Butler Did Not Slip Jennifer Aniston The Finger

“I’m a bit of a bad boy. By the way, I’m still not sure my hand was really on her butt. I think that’s just the way the camera was angled. I actually haven’t seen it.”

Gerard Butler on that widely circulated photo of him appearing to stick a finger in Jennifer Aniston‘s booty. Whatever the case may be, we are still going to use the term “Buttlered” for this kind of move going forward. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Please Don’t Do That, Gerard Butler

What on earth is Gerard Butler doing with his finger in Jennifer Aniston’s butt crack? Is this, like, his version of giving her sneaky bunny ears? Eww. [TMZ] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Gerard Butler Gives Jennifer Aniston The Finger

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