“Sometimes along the way in my life I don’t want a smart woman right now, I want a dumb woman. But then you think, that doesn’t work, now I want a smart woman. Then you get a smart woman and you go no, that doesn’t work so it’s just killing me right now.”

—Gerard Butler explains why he doesn’t have a ladyfriend [Dlisted]

Hopefully this isn’t a reflection of the entertainment value of the movie he’s filming with co-star Jennifer Aniston (who seems to have fallen asleep herself). [Sleepy Hollow, NY, 8/7/09]

It looks like Gerard Butler might have overly embraced his role in “The Ugly Truth” as a brash womanizer. Instead of denying rumors that he’s had affairs with his co-stars, he’s gladly fanning them! In an interview, Butler said:

“That’s how I live my life. Conan asked me about [Jennifer] Aniston, who is my co-star in the movie I’m making now, and I just said, ‘Yeah, we’re getting married. What the hell.’ Tell a joke, that’s my technique. But, I’m careful to also say that I’m marrying Cameron Diaz and maybe Joan Rivers. I like to tell everyone I’m going to be a busy guy.”

Smart move or is he playing up the bad boy routine a bit too much?

• Gerard Butler is annoyed by the rumors saying he’s dating Jennifer Aniston, but says she’s “one classy lady.” [Dlisted]—And he’s one classy gentleman for not talking crap about Jennifer.
• Taylor Hanson (remember him?) says that having four children is no big deal. [People]
• Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend, has some very dedicated Facebook friends, who’ve decided she’s a much better woman than his estranged wife Kate. [Us Weekly]—I still wonder how Jon is going to explain all of this to his eight children.

Whoever thought of the premise for Katherine Heigl‘s orgasm in The Ugly Truth (her awful-looking upcoming flick with Gerard Butler) should be fired.

Hot blonde woman randomly receives a pair of remote control vibrating panties in a package at her front door, puts them on for a date, which somehow turns into a business meeting, and then starts orgasming in front of all her business colleagues when a little boy stumbles upon the remote control. Um, what? Bish, please! Like we said, pink slip.

Show them how it’s done, Meg Ryan. We compiled the best orgasms we could find on the YouTubes.

Looks like Jennifer Aniston is back on again with her musician boy toy, John Mayer. After their summer break up, Mayer made amends: “Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve ever met.” But it looks like Aniston isn’t putting all her eggs in his basket again because late last month she was spotted cozying up to Scottish ladies man, Gerard Butler. Both actors claim it was all business, but from the looks of it, their meeting was more of a pleasure. Rumors that they’ve been secretly rendezvousing have been swirling since September. Which one should she pick? Let’s put America’s Sweetheart’s men to the test. It’s Butler versus Mayer, after the jump!

Actor Gerard Butler, the actor best known for his role in “300”, has made headlines the past few months for all the business he’s being doing in his boudoir.  His bedroom has seen more action than even his movie sets!  And this week, he was seen at a “meeting” cozying up to Jennifer Aniston, who has supposedly taken John Mayer back. So who is this suave Scotsman who’s making more moves in LA than a U-Haul?

Back in the day, at a dance party in my middle school’s gym, a ray of light shined into my dark pubescent heart: the class clown asked me to slow dance. It was an unexpected surprise, as I usually went to school socials just so I could eat lots of M&M’s and Doritos. But a mouthful of Brian was even better than junk food.  We goofed around, got in trouble with the teachers for dancing too close, and made out in an empty girls’ bathroom. It was one H-O-T Friday night!  When Monday rolled around, I had my friend French braid my hair in PE, I put on some lip gloss, and then I bravely went up to my new boyfriend during lunch. But he pretended he didn’t know why I was even talking to him and made fun of me in front of his friends. WTF?! I was crushed. It’s easy to blame that kind of manipulation on adolescent immaturity. But now we have quite a woman to console—Cameron Diaz.