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George Clooney Hopes Ryan Gosling Won’t Age Well

“Sorry I can’t be there. I’m in China, funding a satellite to keep an eye on a few war criminals. I’m actually spying on you right now … I hope you enjoy the film. If you do, I wrote and directed it. If you don’t, Aaron Sorkin wrote it … You’ll also note how handsome Ryan Gosling is. But I’m told he won’t age well. One can only hope.”

George Clooney‘s opening remarks at a VIP screening of “Ides of March.” Because he couldn’t be there, George wrote this speech and asked Brian Williams to read it. Ha ha. Sounds like George might be feeling a little competitive with The Gos, no? [NY Post]
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Stacy Keibler Talks About Dating George Clooney

“I think just a good sense of humor. And polite … Someone who is genuine and honest and someone who likes to have a great time no matter what they’re doing … I was actually not really searching for a boyfriend. I don’t think about that. I live in the present moment. That was my New Year’s resolution … and it’s worked out pretty good so far.”

—Stacy Keibler, the actress and former professional wrestler who is dating George Clooney, talks about her ideal guy. Apparently, she isn’t too worried about where her relationship with George is going or what will happen with them in the future. And that is definitely the right attitude to have when you are dating The Cloon as his track record isn’t nearly as hot as his smile. [People] Keep reading »

George Clooney Gets Married! (Well, At Least In An Ad.)


George Clooney has said that he is terrible at marriage and didn’t plan to ever do it again after getting divorced from Talia Balsam in 1993. But he apparently wasn’t afraid to do it for pretend. In this ad for a Norwegian bank, a woman wakes up from a rough night in a posh hotel room with a rock on her finger and a wedding dress hung in the closet. While the photos of the affair show a man in a donkey mask, her fears are soon calmed when George saunters out of the bathroom acting all sweet to her. The ad ends with the words, “Some people are lucky in life.” Indeed. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Beware “The Ides Of March”? No Way. It’s My New Favorite Day.

Umm, hello. We are far too obsessed with the official poster for “The Ides of March,” the upcoming flick that stars George Clooney as a a presidential candidate whose campaign is derailed when one of his aides, Ryan Gosling, becomes caught up in a nasty scandal. Clooney apparently wrote the movie years ago, but shelved it throughout Barack Obama‘s campaign because he felt the country was too hopeful “for a cynical political movie.” But now he feels the timing is just right. “Republicans hate the beginning of the movie, Democrats hate the end,” he said. And thanks to the flicks’ two lead men, straight women love it all the way through just because of the eye candy. Check out the trailer, after the jump! [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

The Gosling Report: Ryan Brings His Mohawked Dog George On “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon”


You didn’t think the daily Gosling reports were going to stop were you? Of course not. But, out of respect for the bats**t insane few of you who do not get wet at the sight of Ryan, I am putting all of today’s Gosling news in one post. Do they have internet in mental institutions? Maybe not. Anyway, where to begin. Well, first, Ryan was “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” last night, and he brought along his dog George. George has a mohawk. He also likes apples, which Ryan feeds to him by biting into the apple himself and taking the piece out of his mouth and giving it to George. Coincidentally — kismet! — Lucca loves apples and this is exactly how I feed them to her. Exactly. I thought it was just our thing, but apparently it’s our and Ryan and George’s thing. Just saying. Also, Lucca has the exact same hotspot on her foot at George. Soulmates?

But enough about Lucca and George and their fated puppy love. After the jump, Ryan talks about going to the Turkish Baths (in my neighborhood!) and licking a sweaty man’s belly. Keep reading »

Quickies: George Clooney Is Single Again & Signs You’ve Gone Too Long Without Sex

  • Ladies! George Clooney is single again! He and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis have split. In a joint statement to the media, the pair said, “We’re not together anymore. It’s very difficult and very personal, so we hope that our privacy is respected.” Do you think it’s because Canalis said publicly earlier this month that she knows she is going to get married at some point? And George was like, “Not to me”? [Celebitchy, Celebuzz]
  • Jon Hamm has signed on for three more years of “Mad Men” … which means Draper Draper will keep on giving us girl boners through seven seasons. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • The blood alcohol level of Ryan Dunn, the “Jackass” star who died in a car crash earlier this week, was over twice the legal limit. He was also driving 130 mph. [The Superficial]
  • Bands we miss from the ’90s. [BuzzFeed]

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