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George Clooney Gets Married! (Well, At Least In An Ad.)


George Clooney has said that he is terrible at marriage and didn’t plan to ever do it again after getting divorced from Talia Balsam in 1993. But he apparently wasn’t afraid to do it for pretend. In this ad for a Norwegian bank, a woman wakes up from a rough night in a posh hotel room with a rock on her finger and a wedding dress hung in the closet. While the photos of the affair show a man in a donkey mask, her fears are soon calmed when George saunters out of the bathroom acting all sweet to her. The ad ends with the words, “Some people are lucky in life.” Indeed. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Beware “The Ides Of March”? No Way. It’s My New Favorite Day.

Umm, hello. We are far too obsessed with the official poster for “The Ides of March,” the upcoming flick that stars George Clooney as a a presidential candidate whose campaign is derailed when one of his aides, Ryan Gosling, becomes caught up in a nasty scandal. Clooney apparently wrote the movie years ago, but shelved it throughout Barack Obama‘s campaign because he felt the country was too hopeful “for a cynical political movie.” But now he feels the timing is just right. “Republicans hate the beginning of the movie, Democrats hate the end,” he said. And thanks to the flicks’ two lead men, straight women love it all the way through just because of the eye candy. Check out the trailer, after the jump! [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

The Gosling Report: Ryan Brings His Mohawked Dog George On “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon”


You didn’t think the daily Gosling reports were going to stop were you? Of course not. But, out of respect for the bats**t insane few of you who do not get wet at the sight of Ryan, I am putting all of today’s Gosling news in one post. Do they have internet in mental institutions? Maybe not. Anyway, where to begin. Well, first, Ryan was “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” last night, and he brought along his dog George. George has a mohawk. He also likes apples, which Ryan feeds to him by biting into the apple himself and taking the piece out of his mouth and giving it to George. Coincidentally — kismet! — Lucca loves apples and this is exactly how I feed them to her. Exactly. I thought it was just our thing, but apparently it’s our and Ryan and George’s thing. Just saying. Also, Lucca has the exact same hotspot on her foot at George. Soulmates?

But enough about Lucca and George and their fated puppy love. After the jump, Ryan talks about going to the Turkish Baths (in my neighborhood!) and licking a sweaty man’s belly. Keep reading »

Quickies: George Clooney Is Single Again & Signs You’ve Gone Too Long Without Sex

  • Ladies! George Clooney is single again! He and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis have split. In a joint statement to the media, the pair said, “We’re not together anymore. It’s very difficult and very personal, so we hope that our privacy is respected.” Do you think it’s because Canalis said publicly earlier this month that she knows she is going to get married at some point? And George was like, “Not to me”? [Celebitchy, Celebuzz]
  • Jon Hamm has signed on for three more years of “Mad Men” … which means Draper Draper will keep on giving us girl boners through seven seasons. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • The blood alcohol level of Ryan Dunn, the “Jackass” star who died in a car crash earlier this week, was over twice the legal limit. He was also driving 130 mph. [The Superficial]
  • Bands we miss from the ’90s. [BuzzFeed]

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Elisabetta Canalis Isn’t Worried About Marrying George Clooney

“In the future I will be married, but for the time being I am happy as I am. I don’t need anything to confirm how happy I am … Whenever I see my picture in a magazine, I know what is being written. They all say that I spend my time organizing parties and that my boyfriend does not want to marry me and be with me anymore. My boyfriend has not given an interview on his private life since 1999. Everything that you read is just a rehash of stuff that has been written in the past.”

Elisabetta Canalis, otherwise known as the girlfriend of George Clooney, talks to Chi magazine about how it feels to hear the press say her dude of two years is never going to marry her. She seems to have pretty good perspective on the matter. But as The NY Daily News points out, George has talked more recently about tying the knot. Earlier this year, he appeared on “Piers Morgan Tonight” and said, “I was married. So I gave it a shot. I’ve proven how good I was at it.” Yeah, that doesn’t sound too promising. Keep reading »

George Clooney Surprised To Be A Witness In The Berlusconi Trial

“It seems odd since I’ve only met Berlusconi once and that was in an attempt to get aid into Darfur.”

George Clooney reacts to being called as a witness for the prosecution in the case against Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi, who is accused of hiring prostitutes, having sex with a 17-year-old and then covering the scandal up. Apparently, George and Elisabetta Canalis once attended a party Berlusconi threw, hence their presence on the witness list. Or the prosecutors are just fans who want autographs? [People] Keep reading »

George Clooney’s Presidential Campaign Slogan: “I Drank The Bong Water”

“I didn’t live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I f**ked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth … [I] would start from the beginning by saying, ‘I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let’s talk about issues.’ That’s gonna be my campaign slogan: ‘I drank the bong water.’”

George Clooney tells Newsweek that, as a celebrity, he hopes to bring attention to parts of the world like the Sudan. But he says he has no intentions of ever running for office. I dunno, George. I think that slogan is pretty catchy. [Newsweek] Keep reading »

Elisabetta Canalis Has No Interest In Kids

“[Having babies has] never been an objective for me. My maternal desires are fully satisfied with my dogs.”

Elisabetta Canalis, George Clooney‘s girlfriend, shares with Italian Cosmopolitan that she isn’t interested in having kids. Guess she and George will be remaining rugrat-free. [People] Keep reading »

George Clooney Says Marriage Just Isn’t For Him

“I hate to blow your whole news story, but I was married. Yeah, so I’ve proven how good I was at it, and I just … I’m allowed one.”

George Clooney responds to his dad, Nick Clooney, prodding about when he plans to get married on “Piers Morgan Tonight,” since he has been with Elisabetta Canalis for two years now. This would be reason #1 why you should never appear on a national news program with a parent in tow. [People] Keep reading »

George Clooney And Sandra Bullock Are Headed To Space

Beam him up, Sandra. George, we have a problem. I am very excited to report that Sandra Bullock and George Clooney, two of our faves, will be teaming up for a new flick that takes place in outer space. The movie “Gravity” will be directed by the awesome Alfonso Cuaron (of “Children of Men” and “Y Tu Mamá También” fame), who also wrote the script, and tells the story of two astronauts who are the sole survivors of a space station explosion. Originally, Robert Downey Jr. was set to play the male lead, and Cuaron wanted Angelina Jolie or Natalie Portman for the female lead, but we’re way more happy with the Sandra/George pairing. Let’s hope they’ll be the new Brangelina and fall in love on set. (Sorry, Elisabetta Canalis.) Or at least show us in the movie how astronauts have sex in space. We’ve always wondered about that. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

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