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Ladies, This is My Future Boyfriend

Julie GersteinMarch 11, 2011 //


I don’t know who this phantom saxophone player is, but I do know that we already have one very important thing in common — our undying love of adult contemporary sax solos. Mystery George Michael saxophone player, call me. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Old-School Wednesdays: George Michael Wants His “Freedom”

Julie GersteinDecember 22, 2010 //

In retrospect, no one should have been the least bit surprised that George Michael was gay. I mean, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out what “Freedom” is all about. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: George Michael And His Longtime Partner Are Done

Annika HarrisOctober 6, 2009 //
  • George Michael and his partner of 13 years, Kenny Goss, have reportedly split. [Starpulse] — Wait a minute … I thought George was one of those celebrities who wouldn’t come out the closet.
  • Kim Kardashian flew to New Orleans to support on-again boyfriend Reggie Bush early Sunday morning for the second time since Khloe Kardashian‘s Sept. 27 wedding. [Us Weekly] — Looks like Kim is ready to get married and start a family.

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Star Couplings: Mark Wahlberg Adds To His Funky Bunch

Amelia McDonell-ParrySeptember 22, 2008 //
  • Mark Wahlberg and his fiancee Rhea Durham had their third child, a boy, this weekend. The two got engaged fairly recently, and Mark has gotten a lot of flack for not marrying the mother of his kids. I kind of think he needs to s–t or get off the pot. [Us Weekly]

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    NASA Considers Exploring Sex

    SimchaJuly 24, 2008 //

    Astronauts like to experiment. And recently there’s been push at NASA to start researching sex without gravity — everything from pregnancy to the pill’s potency to the effects of effing with low blood pressure. Now, you can’t tell me that astronauts haven’t at least played with their own equipment, but with a three year mission to Mars on the horizon, they’re going to need to get some deeper satisfaction. After all, like George Michael says, “Sex is natural, sex is good.” So, with life in mind, the agency is considering running tests to make it even better by trying it in a frictionless environment. (Bonus! No need to pack a few years supply of lube.) Plus, I’m sure if all those top scientist conduct “research” we will at least see some interesting ozone-proof titanium sex toys, which may prove to be useful here on earth with global warming and all. Clearly, this is a worthy study for the space race! Especially since you will soon be able to tie the knot in a rocket ship, it’s time to make the thousand mile high club possible. [Gizmodo] [Look, the space shuttles are doing it doggy-style! HAHA! -- Editor]
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    Quick Pic: George Michael Gives Sarah Jessica Parker Everything She Wants

    The FriskyJuly 22, 2008 //

    Departing the singer’s concert in New York City. We are totally jealous. [7/21/08] Keep reading »

    The 50 Gayest Songs Of All Time

    SimchaMarch 6, 2008 //

    In honor of Australia’s 30th Gay Mardi Gras, a website tallied votes to make a definitive list of The 50 Gayest Songs of All Time…and according to this catalogue, my iTunes makes me a bigger ‘mo than Harvey Fierstein! While dance floor divas Madonna, Gloria Gaynor, The Village People, Donna Summer, Diana Ross, and Cher are all honored with two songs each, George Michael, the leather jacket daddy who got “Too Funky” in a public restroom, his car, and behind some bushes, tops the list with three tracks (including one from his time in 80′s pop duo Wham!). To see if you’re a true friend of Dorothy’s…or just a drag queen born with a vajayjay, check out the chart toppers here. [Dlisted] Keep reading »