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The Gosling Report: Ryan Brings His Mohawked Dog George On “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon”


You didn’t think the daily Gosling reports were going to stop were you? Of course not. But, out of respect for the bats**t insane few of you who do not get wet at the sight of Ryan, I am putting all of today’s Gosling news in one post. Do they have internet in mental institutions? Maybe not. Anyway, where to begin. Well, first, Ryan was “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” last night, and he brought along his dog George. George has a mohawk. He also likes apples, which Ryan feeds to him by biting into the apple himself and taking the piece out of his mouth and giving it to George. Coincidentally — kismet! — Lucca loves apples and this is exactly how I feed them to her. Exactly. I thought it was just our thing, but apparently it’s our and Ryan and George’s thing. Just saying. Also, Lucca has the exact same hotspot on her foot at George. Soulmates?

But enough about Lucca and George and their fated puppy love. After the jump, Ryan talks about going to the Turkish Baths (in my neighborhood!) and licking a sweaty man’s belly. Keep reading »

Quickies: George Clooney Is Single Again & Signs You’ve Gone Too Long Without Sex

  • Ladies! George Clooney is single again! He and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis have split. In a joint statement to the media, the pair said, “We’re not together anymore. It’s very difficult and very personal, so we hope that our privacy is respected.” Do you think it’s because Canalis said publicly earlier this month that she knows she is going to get married at some point? And George was like, “Not to me”? [Celebitchy, Celebuzz]
  • Jon Hamm has signed on for three more years of “Mad Men” … which means Draper Draper will keep on giving us girl boners through seven seasons. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • The blood alcohol level of Ryan Dunn, the “Jackass” star who died in a car crash earlier this week, was over twice the legal limit. He was also driving 130 mph. [The Superficial]
  • Bands we miss from the ’90s. [BuzzFeed]

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Elisabetta Canalis Isn’t Worried About Marrying George Clooney

“In the future I will be married, but for the time being I am happy as I am. I don’t need anything to confirm how happy I am … Whenever I see my picture in a magazine, I know what is being written. They all say that I spend my time organizing parties and that my boyfriend does not want to marry me and be with me anymore. My boyfriend has not given an interview on his private life since 1999. Everything that you read is just a rehash of stuff that has been written in the past.”

Elisabetta Canalis, otherwise known as the girlfriend of George Clooney, talks to Chi magazine about how it feels to hear the press say her dude of two years is never going to marry her. She seems to have pretty good perspective on the matter. But as The NY Daily News points out, George has talked more recently about tying the knot. Earlier this year, he appeared on “Piers Morgan Tonight” and said, “I was married. So I gave it a shot. I’ve proven how good I was at it.” Yeah, that doesn’t sound too promising. Keep reading »

George Clooney Surprised To Be A Witness In The Berlusconi Trial

“It seems odd since I’ve only met Berlusconi once and that was in an attempt to get aid into Darfur.”

George Clooney reacts to being called as a witness for the prosecution in the case against Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi, who is accused of hiring prostitutes, having sex with a 17-year-old and then covering the scandal up. Apparently, George and Elisabetta Canalis once attended a party Berlusconi threw, hence their presence on the witness list. Or the prosecutors are just fans who want autographs? [People] Keep reading »

George Clooney’s Presidential Campaign Slogan: “I Drank The Bong Water”

“I didn’t live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I f**ked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth … [I] would start from the beginning by saying, ‘I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let’s talk about issues.’ That’s gonna be my campaign slogan: ‘I drank the bong water.’”

George Clooney tells Newsweek that, as a celebrity, he hopes to bring attention to parts of the world like the Sudan. But he says he has no intentions of ever running for office. I dunno, George. I think that slogan is pretty catchy. [Newsweek] Keep reading »

Elisabetta Canalis Has No Interest In Kids

“[Having babies has] never been an objective for me. My maternal desires are fully satisfied with my dogs.”

Elisabetta Canalis, George Clooney‘s girlfriend, shares with Italian Cosmopolitan that she isn’t interested in having kids. Guess she and George will be remaining rugrat-free. [People] Keep reading »

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