George Clooney and Ryan Gosling put on their fanciest suits and cutest grins for last night’s premiere of “Ides of March,” but I believe there were less friendly feelings afoot. Above, The Gosling pranks the notorious jokester by doodling a mustache on his side of their movie poster. Keep clicking to see how I imagine this went over with Clooney — and whether they worked it out in the end.
“Sorry I can’t be there. I’m in China, funding a satellite to keep an eye on a few war criminals. I’m actually spying on you right now … I hope you enjoy the film. If you do, I wrote and directed it. If you don’t, Aaron Sorkin wrote it … You’ll also note how handsome Ryan Gosling is. But I’m told he won’t age well. One can only hope.”
—George Clooney‘s opening remarks at a VIP screening of “Ides of March.” Because he couldn’t be there, George wrote this speech and asked Brian Williams to read it. Ha ha. Sounds like George might be feeling a little competitive with The Gos, no? [NY Post]
“I think just a good sense of humor. And polite … Someone who is genuine and honest and someone who likes to have a great time no matter what they’re doing … I was actually not really searching for a boyfriend. I don’t think about that. I live in the present moment. That was my New Year’s resolution … and it’s worked out pretty good so far.”
—Stacy Keibler, the actress and former professional wrestler who is dating George Clooney, talks about her ideal guy. Apparently, she isn’t too worried about where her relationship with George is going or what will happen with them in the future. And that is definitely the right attitude to have when you are dating The Cloon as his track record isn’t nearly as hot as his smile. [People] Continue reading
George Clooney has said that he is terrible at marriage and didn’t plan to ever do it again after getting divorced from Talia Balsam in 1993. But he apparently wasn’t afraid to do it for pretend. In this ad for a Norwegian bank, a woman wakes up from a rough night in a posh hotel room with a rock on her finger and a wedding dress hung in the closet. While the photos of the affair show a man in a donkey mask, her fears are soon calmed when George saunters out of the bathroom acting all sweet to her. The ad ends with the words, “Some people are lucky in life.” Indeed. [Huffington Post] Continue reading
Umm, hello. We are far too obsessed with the official poster for “The Ides of March,” the upcoming flick that stars George Clooney as a a presidential candidate whose campaign is derailed when one of his aides, Ryan Gosling, becomes caught up in a nasty scandal. Clooney apparently wrote the movie years ago, but shelved it throughout Barack Obama‘s campaign because he felt the country was too hopeful “for a cynical political movie.” But now he feels the timing is just right. “Republicans hate the beginning of the movie, Democrats hate the end,” he said. And thanks to the flicks’ two lead men, straight women love it all the way through just because of the eye candy. Check out the trailer, after the jump! [NY Daily News] Keep reading »
You didn’t think the daily Gosling reports were going to stop were you? Of course not. But, out of respect for the bats**t insane few of you who do not get wet at the sight of Ryan, I am putting all of today’s Gosling news in one post. Do they have internet in mental institutions? Maybe not. Anyway, where to begin. Well, first, Ryan was “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” last night, and he brought along his dog George. George has a mohawk. He also likes apples, which Ryan feeds to him by biting into the apple himself and taking the piece out of his mouth and giving it to George. Coincidentally — kismet! — Lucca loves apples and this is exactly how I feed them to her. Exactly. I thought it was just our thing, but apparently it’s our and Ryan and George’s thing. Just saying. Also, Lucca has the exact same hotspot on her foot at George. Soulmates?
But enough about Lucca and George and their fated puppy love. After the jump, Ryan talks about going to the Turkish Baths (in my neighborhood!) and licking a sweaty man’s belly. Continue reading