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George Clooney & Amal Alamuddin Will Marry Tomorrow

  • George Clooney and fiancé Amal Alamuddin arrived in Venice, Ital,y for their wedding. They’ll be symbolically married tomorrow followed by a civil ceremony on Monday that will make them officially husband and wife. Mazel tov! [E!]
  • Stevie Nicks on her pregnancy with Don Henley and life with Fleetwood Mac. [Billboard]
  • Randy Jackson’s wife Erika has filed for divorce after 18 years of marriage. They have two children together. [Just Jared]
  • The birth of Snooki’s second child was filmed for her MTV reality show “Snooki & JWoww.” She and the baby’s father, Jionni LaValle, plan to marry later this fall. [Page Six] Keep reading »

George Clooney Declares His Love For Amal Alamuddin On Stage (AKA Further Evidence Of His Future Run For Public Office)

George Clooney Declares His Love For Amal Alamuddin On Stage (AKA Further Evidence Of His Future Run For Public Office)
I'm On To You, Clooney!

God, I am still SO ON TO YOU, George Clooney. While I’m sure the Cloons is totally, madly in love with fiancee Amal Alamuddin (why wouldn’t he be? She’s gorgeous, smart and accomplished, by all accounts) I’ve thought for awhile that his sudden embrace of long-term monogamy and the institute of matrimony (which he has long declared a disinterest in) has an ulterior motive — political power. I predicted a few months ago, shortly after Clooney and Alamuddin announced their engagement, that Clooney would at some point in the not-so-distant future declare his intent to run for public office, and that being married is part of his get elected strategy. And I stand by that! The American public prefers to vote for people who at least posture to have “traditional” values, like a stable family life, and George Clooney who parties with D-list actresses on his houseboat on Lake Como is less electable than George Clooney, devoted husband of a smarty-pants London lawyer. I’m not saying Clooney and Alamuddin aren’t a legit couple, I’m just suggesting Clooney is performing his love in a different way than he has before for a reason. I mean, dudebro has never been one to talk about his relationships or significant others, yet earlier this week, while on stage accepting a humanitarian award, Clooney gushed about his bride-to-be, declaring his love and being all “I can’t wait to be your husband” etc. etc. It’s totally sweet, don’t get me wrong, but mark my words, the Clooney Campaign has begun. [Dlisted]

George Clooney Calls Out Daily Mail For B.S. Story About His Fiancée’s Mom

  • George Clooney is hopping mad at the UK’s Daily Mail for allegedly fabricating a story about his fiancée’s mom. Yesterday, the rag reported that Baria Alamuddin, his lawyer love Amal Alamuddin’s mother, was unhappy that Clooney is not part of the family’s Lebanese religious sect. “She is in no way against the marriage,” Clooney said in a statement to USA Today. “The irresponsibility, in this day and age, to exploit religious differences where none exist, is at the very least negligent and more appropriately dangerous.” [Guardian UK]
  • Zoe Saldana thinks younger actresses shouldn’t “hike up your skirt too much” and stop playing dumb. [Fashion Magazine]
  • Ashton Kutcher whipped out his Indian accent again. Groan. [Celebitchy]
  • The White House squashed paparazzi photos taken of 16-year-old Malia Obama at a restaurant with her friends. [TMZ] Keep reading »

George Clooney Just Might Actually Run For Senate

  • Just as Amelia predicted, rumor has it, George Clooney eventually wants to become a United States senator, and may have his sights set on winning the California governor’s office in the meantime. According to US Weekly, he’s close with President Obama, and his romance with Amal Alamuddin is “strategic.” [I knew it! I KNEEEWWWWW ITTTTT. -- Amelia] [Celebitchy]
  • Amy Adams gave up her first-class seat to an American soldier on a flight from Detroit to Los Angeles today. Way to be a role model, Amy! [Today]
  • Thirty things you can expect in your 30s. [Dear Wendy]
  • Match.com is teaming up with Mensa to give certified geniuses on the site special “badges” to add to their profiles so they can find and mate with other geniuses. Pretentious much? [The Wire] Keep reading »

Meet Tasha McCauley, Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Cool Brainiac Girlfriend (Plus, 12 Other Famous Dudes Who’ve Fallen For Non-Famous Women)

Welp, another one of our dream celebrity boyfriends is off the market, but I gotta say, I’m stoked to see “one of us” — i.e. a commoner! — has snagged him! Joseph Gordon-Levitt, the dreamy actor/director behind one of my fave movies of the last few years, “Don Jon,” is dating Tasha McCauley, a cofounder of a Silicon Valley robotics company. Um, hi, smarty pants. The two were photographed being all chummy and adorable in LA this week (you can see the photos here), the first time they’ve been spotted together since JGL confessed that he had a secret girlfriend back in September 2013. “‘I have a girlfriend but I tend not to really like to talk about it in public,” he told Howard Stern. “The girl that I’m with, she really doesn’t want to be a part of it and you can imagine not wanting to have that kind of scrutiny.” Oops, sorry. Well, for what it’s worth, I think McCauley sounds rad. She speaks English, Arabic, and Spanish, and addition to founding Fellow Robots, a telepresence technology company (whatever the fuck that means), McCauley also founded the 10^9+ Foundation, which encourages students to develop technology that will positively affect the world’s population. Get it, girl. [Daily Mail UK]

I enjoy love stories like this because one of my goals in life — in addition to publishing a book, going to space, and having a baby or two — is to bed a celebrity. Preferably one whose name rhymes with Bryan Tosling. It’s a long shot, but what keeps my hope and fantasy fires stoked are the many male celebs who’ve dated or settled down with a woman who’s significantly less famous than them — or a complete commoner, like yours truly. Besides JGL, here are some other non-famous women who’ve managed to nab a star…

Beyonce Named Highest-Earning Black Artist Of All Time & Celebs Respond To Donald Sterling Ban On Twitter

  • Who run the world? Beyonce is now the highest-earning Black artist of all time. [MTV UK]
  • The cast of “Star Wars: Episode VII” will include Andy Serkis, Oscar Isaac, Domhnall Gleeson, Adam Driver and of course, favorites from the original cast like Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher. [Just Jared]
  • Enough about George Clooney, how did he manage to snag the brilliant, beautiful babe that is Amal Alamuddin? [NYMag.com]
  • RIP, Google+. [Tech Crunch] Keep reading »
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