So. When I saw the little thumbnail of this photo while browsing a gallery from Sundance, I thought to myself, Wow, Amanda Seyfried is getting all up on Gary Oldman. I wonder if he’s married. This led me into a very dark place, i.e. a 15-minute Google Images k-hole in which I learned that not only is Gary Oldman married, but he has an incredibly beautiful wife who is about 20 years younger than him. Then I forced everyone in the vicinity to tell me that they could indeed see the very strong resemblance between Gary Oldman’s incredibly beautiful wife and myself. Then I went back to this photo only to realize: IT WAS NEVER GARY OLDMAN. IT WAS PETER SARSGAARD THE WHOLE TIME. So Maggie Gyllenhaal, watch your back. Alright. I’m done for the day.