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We’re Off To See Gary Busey

Gary On Heaven
Gary Busey has been to heaven and there are no mirrors. Read More »
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Gary Busey, car salesman. Read More »

So this is what happens when you watch “Wizard of OZ” with Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon too many times. The characters all eventually morph into Gary Busey. I need to click my ruby slippers together and get out of this fan art nightmare.  [Buzzfeed]

FYI, Gary Busey Has Been To Heaven And There Are No Mirrors

Where do I begin here. Hmmm. I begin with actor Curtis Armstrong, who most of you know better as Booger from “Revenge Of The Nerds.” LOVE that movie. But that’s off topic. We are here to talk about Garey Busey’s near-death experience and what he saw. In an interview, Curtis talked about his experience working with Gary Busey in the 2003 movie, “Quigley.” Here’s what he said:

“It was just what you’d imagine. That’s about the best way to put it. We were shooting this movie—which is a horrible movie—and he was supposed to come back from the dead. And he of course, Gary Busey, supposedly had done this—he’d been in an accident and died and came back. He showed up on a set made to look like Heaven, and he looked around and said, ‘I can’t play this scene.’ They were three days behind at this point. But Busey said, ‘It’s nothing like this. I’ve been to Heaven and it doesn’t look like this. That sofa’s all wrong. That mirror is ridiculous. They don’t even have mirrors!’ It was ridiculous. He was completely nuts about the design of Heaven … But then on top of it, one of the guys playing an angel, had also died and come back. And this guy got into an argument with Busey about the way Heaven looked! The two of them wound up coming to blows and they had to send everybody home.”

I had a dream once where I was in heaven and it was an old run-down town with a gas station and everyone ate steak an ice cream all day. And now that I think of it, there were no mirrors. Maybe he knows what he’s talking about. Think about it, why do you need to look at yourself when you’re dead? Call me crazy, but I tend to believe the things Mr. Busey says. Because … why not? So Gary Busey, I pose this question to you: What does heaven look like? [NY Mag via AV Club]

Just Buy A Car From Gary Busey, Already

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We haven’t heard from national treasure Gary Busey in a while, and that’s because he’s busy selling cars. I mean he’s REALLY SELLING CARS! At Century III Kia in West Mifflin. He’s YELLING ABOUT SELLING CARS! He’s MAKING IMPORTANT DEALS! That’s the Busey way, after all. [YouTube]

Ted Haggard Will Be Swapping Wives With Gary Busey

Generally, we are completely underwhelmed by the “celebrities” who make it onto “Celebrity Wife Swap.” But I am pretty fascinated by the latest two who will be trading wives, and lives, for an upcoming episode of the show. Apparently, today Ted Haggard—the former pastor of New Life Church who was ousted when it was discovered that he frequented a male prostitute (for massages, y’all)—filmed an episode of the show. So whose wife did he get? Gary Busey’s. Yes, the actor and artist who was on “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.” Keep reading »

Blame Gary Busey For All The Crazy Baby Names In Hollywood

Celebrities come up the most insane baby names. Where do they ge their inspiration? Duh! From Gary Busey. In this sketch for “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Gary consults with famous folk over the phone for $2.17 a minute to come up with names like “Papaya Aquarium” and “Snuggie Hammerhead.” “I’m Gary Busey and I name babies,” he explains. I wonder if he’s available to the non-famous among us? [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Oscar: That Forgetful 80-Year Old

“Don’t you forget about me,” were the memorable words sung by Simple Minds at the end of The Breakfast Club. The Oscar producers must have missed that flick because they forgot more than a few people last night. Like Whoopi Goldberg, who lamented on The View that she was left out of the “Past Hosts” montage. Whoopi is at least lucky she can speak up for herself, unlike Brad Renfro who recently passed away at 25-years old. The star of Apt Pupil and love interest in Ghost World was nowhere to be found amongst those honored in the Oscar’s memorial reel. And he was not the only one forgotten. Actor Allen Melvin, known for his role as Sam the butcher on The Brady Bunch, and Academy Award nominee Roy Schneider, who starred in movies such as Jaws and All That Jazz, were also conspicuously missing. When MTV asked the Academy about it, a representative said, “We’re just not able to include everyone.” Classy! Just like Gary Busey, another tragedy of the night. Busey, whose recent press photos are mug shots, was caught on E!’s red carpet pre-show attacking Jennifer Garner with a kiss to the neck. Check out the clip above. Yuck! It begs the question — who invited him? Because if there’s room for Busey, the Academy should find away to include those who are actually deserving. [MTV News] Keep reading »

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