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Be My Boyfriend: “Down 2 Boink” Con

Dear Garrett Michael Hoover,
I like a man who knows what he wants — and it’s clear from this Horry County mugshot that you like to boink. Well, guess what? I like to boink, too. Maybe we could boink together, just as soon as you get out of jail for disorderly conduct. In the meantime,…

Julie Gerstein / November 29, 2012