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“Game Of Thrones” Recap: Jon Snow & Ygritte 4 Ever

I'll cut your pretty cock off and wear it round me neck.

Last week on “Game of Thrones,” we learned the one thing Jon Snow knows — cunnilingus — and this week, Ygritte, the lucky recipient of his tongue lashing, made it clear she’s not letting him go. Prepping for this climb up the giant ice wall, Ygritte calls Jon out, saying she knows he is really still loyal to the crows and not Mance Rayder, despite the fact that he took her dare and gave up his oath of celibacy. Ygritte doesn’t seem to care who Jon is ultimately loyal to, so long as he stays loyal to her. “You’re a proper lover, Jon Snow,” she compliments him, saying the other men she’s been with haven’t treated her as well, “Or done the thing you did with your tongue.” But later: Keep reading »

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“Saturday Night Live” Plays “Game Of ‘Game Of Thrones’”

What Year Is It?

Zach Galifianakis first “Saturday Night Live” hosting appearance was maybe one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen (“That’s so Raven?”), so I had high hopes for his second stint this weekend. Alas, the show was off-kilter and random, and not in the good way Zach is generally known for. But one sketch in particular made me crack up — watch as Zach plays a dragon costume-clad “Game of Thrones” fan on the show “Game of ‘Game of Thrones’,” who keeps getting the, well, hardest questions for a “GoT” fan to answer. Jaime Lannister himself  makes an appearance. Swooooon!

"Game of Thrones" in 1995
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The 10 Best Lord Tyrion Quotes To Celebrate His New Book

George R. R. Martin has announced a new book about Lord Tyrion called, The Wit And Wisdom Of Lord Tyrion. According to BookSeller.com, “The hardback title will gather together ‘clever and naughty quips’ from the popular character from A Song of Ice and Fire series, played in the HBO series by actor Peter Dinklage.” I don’t know if we need an entire compilation of Lord Tyrion’s quotes when we all have Google and are absolutely obsessed with the show but, hey, why not? In case you were wondering what kind of “wit and wisdom” you might find in the new book, we’ve rounded up the 10 best Lord Tyrion quotes to get you in the mood for some “half-man sass.” Read more on College Candy…

Norman Reedus Photobombs “Game Of Thrones”‘ Lena Headley & Peter Dinklage

Whoa, TV passions collide! While hanging out at Calgary Comic-Con, my BFF, “The Walking Dead”‘s Norman Reedus (When are we getting those tacos, boo? Call me!) made a fan pic with “Game Of Thrones”‘ Cersei and Tyrion Lannister even more nerdtastic by jumping in with a middle finger photobomb. Dream life status all up in this pic. [Uproxx]

Norman's Tattoo
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I'm Sorry, Norman!
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“Game Of Thrones” Recap: Jon Snow Knows Something & Jaime Lannister Explains Himself — Plus, A Whole Lot Of Bare Butts!

Khaleesi Kicks Ass
The Mother Of Dragons got her army on her own terms. Read More »
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I wasn’t sure if “Game Of Thrones” could get better than Khaleesi raising fire-breathing dragon hell, but last night’s episode might have been even better than the week prior. First of all, SO MANY BARE ASSES. And taut ones at that! Forget getting a bikini body, I want a winter is coming body, mmkay? Anyway, let’s review some of the better moments from last night’s episode. Spoilers (and some NSFW GIFs) after the jump! Keep reading »

We’ve Been Saying “Khaleesi” Wrong And Other “Game Of Thrones” Language Trivia

In case you weren’t aware, the fluent High Valyrian we’ve been hearing in Season 3 of HBO’s hit series “Game of Thrones” is completely made up. Much like the Dothraki language, author George R.R. Martin had a few words of the lost city’s tongue in his novel series but it’s David J. Peterson who made it speakable. There’s just one problem, us fans aren’t as fluent as we’d hoped.

While watching the latest episode and hearing actress Emilia Clarke speak the word “Dracarys,” I thought to myself, “Oh, hey, that sounds different than last time, I wonder if that has anything to do with them formalizing Valyrian for use this season.” And sure enough, that’s the case. Peterson started on Valyrian early after trying to come up with a Dorthraki word. Since Valyrian is akin to Latin in our world, he simply borrowed the new word for Dothraki. Read more on The Mary Sue…

Peter Dinklage Doesn’t Believe He’s A Sex Symbol

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“They’ll say, ‘Oh, he’s sexy,’ but women still go for guys who are 6’2. It’s nice that people are thinking outside the box, but I don’t believe any of it for a minute.”

Peter Dinklage, from HBO’s “Game of Thrones,” tells Playboy that he isn’t buying claims that he’s a sex symbol on the basis that women generally don’t go for men of his diminuative height. Oh, Peter. Yes, you may be right that generally women are attracted to men who are tall or at least taller than them, though I think that has more to do with conditioning than an inclination we’re actually born with. But that certainly doesn’t apply to all women and even those women are generally attracted to taller men can be attracted to men who are short. Sex appeal has to do with so many factors. So trust me. You are a fucking sex symbol, Dink. I would throw myself at you if I ever encountered you on the street, but you’re married and I am a lady. And if you still don’t believe me, believe this woman. She’s hot for you too. P.S. You know what else is hot about you? Your humility. [People]

Gwendolyn Christie Talks About Gender Roles & Fighting For “Game Of Thrones”‘ Brienne

I could write a whole article on how amazingly awesome Brienne of Tarth is just from my own perspective but in this case I’ll leave it up to the actress who plays her on HBO’s “Game of Thrones.” Gwendoline Christie did an interview with TV Guide recently where she said some interesting things about gender roles in Westeros.

“Brienne has seen this woman exhibiting strength in an intellectual manner with Renly, and also exhibiting strength of love and motherhood that I think she sees as equal to her own physical strength,” Christie said of the character Lady Catelyn Stark. “And perhaps it’s the first time we see Brienne consider something beyond the strength of the physical in a woman as a means to be equal to a man.” Read more on The Mary Sue…

Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen Roleplayer Seeks Robb Stark Look-A-Like For Iron Throne Sex Romp

At this point in the “Game of Thrones” TV series (season three started a week-and-a-half ago), Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen and Robb Stark have not shared any screentime. (I don’t know if they will in the future, as I haven’t read all of George R. R. Martin’s books.) But they are both vying to rule the Iron Throne — and that is where this horny New Orleans-area Craigslister’s sexual roleplaying fantasy will take place between herself and the Robb Stark look-a-like she seeks. If you happen to have Robb’s dark curls and pouty lips and are interested in taking on the kinky role, be prepared to bring your own costumes. ”You will need to provide your own clothing,” the poster instructs. “Please keep in mind that you will have recently participated in a battle and been thrown in a dungeon, so you will not be wearing your nicest furs. I’m looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets.” Ooh, I might have just gotten a little damp in my smallclothes! [The Daily Beast]

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Yup, Emilia Clarke Is Even More Beautiful Sans Makeup

Emilia Clarke

We’ve seen her with blonde hair. We’ve seen her with brown hair. And now, we’ve got a glimpse of Emilia “Khaleesi” Clarke without makeup. Life is not fair. [Reddit]

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