Posts tagged "game of thrones"

It’s Theon Greyjoy’s Dick In A Box!

Yesterday, while Julie and I were discussing the season finale of “Game of Thrones,” both of us knelt down and said a prayer that some genius — i.e. someone who’s handy with Final Cut Pro — would do a supercut of “Saturday Night Live”‘s “Dick In A Box” just for Theon Greyjoy. (Theon’s wang, of…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 11, 2013

“Game Of Thrones” + Cosplay + Piano = Perfect Weirdness

For those of you that don’t know (as I did not just a mere 10 minutes ago), “cosplay” is when people dress up like characters from fictional stories, usually in the anime, sci-fi, or fantasy genre. It is both as geeky and as awesome as it sounds, especially when it is matched up with “Game…

By: Mary Odell / June 10, 2013

Ygritte Confronts Worst BF Ever, Jon Snow, On “Game Of Thrones” Finale

Compared to last week’s bloodbath of an episode, the season finale of “Game of Thrones” was rather subdued. Yes, it certainly set things up for next season, but the ep was minimal on climactic moments, save for Khaleesi gathering even more loyal troops for her army, Theon’s sister vowing to avenge her brother’s lost penis,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 10, 2013

George R. R. Martin Reveals Incredible “Game Of Thrones” Spoilers!

God, Conan O’Brien must have some serious dirt on “Game of Thrones” creator George R.R. Martin, because his crew at Team Coco managed to get the author to spill a boatload of spoilers about the series. Seriously, do not click play unless you want to know what kind of pet Joffrey is going to adopt, who’s going…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 7, 2013

George R. R. Martin Delights In “Game Of Thrones” Fans Horrified Reactions To The “Red Wedding”

God I love George R. R. Martin, creator of the “Game Of Thrones” book series A Song of Ice and Fire. The bearded longshoreman-esque super nerd appeared on “Conan” last night to discuss the most recent episode of “Game of Thrones,” in which three major characters were slaughtered in a scene best described as totally fucking gruesome.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 6, 2013

Where Are My Dragons? “Gay Of Thrones” Recaps The Frickin’ Red Wedding

Are you sick of us talking about “Game of Thrones” yet? Too bad! Because the Red Wedding was totally cray and we are gonna be talking about that shit for days, not counting the time spent crying about it to our therapist. Our favorite fellow straight iron enthusiast Jonathan is right there with us i…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 4, 2013

Arya Stark Posts A Reaction Video To The “Game Of Thrones” Red Wedding

Maisie Williams plays kickass Arya Stark on “Game of Thrones,” but she also happens to have a little addiction to six-second video-making program Vine, too. In her latest, she reacts to the most recent episode of “GoT” — you know, the one where, like, SPOILER ALERT, a whole bunch of important characters died. Kind of a rough…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 4, 2013

8 Reasons Why Jon Snow Knows Nothing About Being A Good Boyfriend (In GIFS!)

“Game of Thrones” last night, holy crap, right? That shit was cray. Amelia already talked about some of the episode’s main events, but on another note, I don’t think it’s any surprise that Jon Snow is the worst boyfriend. Yes, good ol’ Ladyface crapped out pretty bad on last night’s episode when he (SPOILER ALERT!)…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 3, 2013

5 Stages Of Grief Following Last Night’s Heartbreaking Episode Of “Game Of Thrones”

Well, that happened. Thanks to last night’s beyond tragic episode of “Game of Thrones,” I know what I’ll be discussing in therapy for the next month or so! Thanks, George R. R. Martin! You’re the best! Click onward for major spoilers — have your tissues at the ready!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 3, 2013

7 TV Shows That Have Seriously Sexy Sex

With TV getting raunchier and more graphic every year, are you satisfied with the sex on your screen? The New York Times says that the sex on TV isn’t sexy anymore. We disagree. The Joylessness of Sex on TV discusses shows like “Homeland,” “The Americans,” and “House of Cards,” where sex is used as a ploy for personal…

By: Marla Pachter / June 1, 2013

The Soapbox: Where Are The Pubes On “Game Of Thrones”?

If you watch HBO’s tit-laden nigh-incoherent castle-intrigue juggernaut “Game of Thrones “(or as I like to call it, “The Peter Dinklage Show”) you’ll remember that a couple weeks ago there was an episode with a scene involving two prostitutes.

HAHA, JUST KIDDING, THAT’S EVERY EPISODE. That doesn’t help distinguish them at all. Anyway,…

By: Lesley Kinzel / May 31, 2013

George R. R. Martin Is Writing A “Game Of Thrones” Coffee Table Book Now

The book in question, according to George R.R. Martin, is “a compendium of the history and legends of the world of Westeros,” and though it’s officially called The World Of Ice and Fire, UK publisher HarperCollins has given it the nickname “The GRRM-arillion.” I like that name better. The nerd is strong with this one.

By: The Mary Sue / May 29, 2013

Of Course Jon Snow Would Be A Grunge Dude

Artist Mike Wrobel wanted to update the “Game of Thrones” crew with a new look, and wondered what they might wear if the show took place in the ’90s. Jon Snow, the broody, lady-lipped bastard son of Ned Stark, would most definitely have been into moody grunge bands. His girlfriend, Ygritte, probably started a Garbage…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 28, 2013

Nudity On “Game Of Thrones”? One Actress Has Had Enough

A “Game of Thrones” actress has just revealed one of her fellow cast members is tired of getting naked on the hit HBO series.

If you watch “Game of Thrones,” you know it’s a common occurrance to have women walking around completely naked, and far less so, men. Previously, actress Natalia Tena had commented on this. “I…

By: The Mary Sue / May 21, 2013

Ed Skrein: 5 Things To Know About The Man Playing “Game Of Thrones”‘ Daario Naharis

Last night’s episode of “Game of Thrones” introduced us to an important character from George R. R. Martin’s Song of Ice and Fire series, Daario Naharis. Or, as I call him, Not-So-Rapey Blond Fabio. (During the first clip presented above, I referred to him as Rapey Blond Fabio, because of the way he and his brethren were…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 20, 2013

“Gay Of Thones” Is Serving Straight Up Westeros Realness

Listen up, “Game of Thrones” fans — we have some weekend homework for you. Your assignment is to go back and watch all of Funny or Die’s “Gay of Thrones” recap series because for real? This is fucking “GoT” cracksauce. Each week, hairdresser Jonathan recaps all the dragons, butts, scheming and whatnot that “GoT” has to…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 19, 2013

New Fave Tumblr: A Game Of Clothes Finds The Best “Game Of Thrones” Inspired Fashion

If you, like me, are deeply obsessed with “Game of Thrones,” then perhaps Tumblr A Game of Clothes is for you. Combining two of my fave passions––fashion and “GoT,” Game of Clothes offers up runway looks that wouldn’t be out of place in Westeros. Writes the unnamed keeper of the blog fire, “After watching the…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 15, 2013

Jimmy Fallon Has Made Mindy Kaling’s Jaime Lannister Dreams Come True

Ask and you shall receive.

Mindy Kaling loves Jimmy Fallon more than anything in the world right now.

The reason? On Thursday, the “Late Night” host granted Kaling’s wish and “asked about” her during his interview with Game of Thrones hunk Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. Kaling, who made her request on Twitter hours before the taping, also received photographic evidence from Fallon. Read

By: Celebuzz / May 10, 2013

The Soapbox: On Women Hating “Game Of Thrones”

“Game of Thrones” is one of my favorite shows on TV, not just right now, but of all time. I must be some kind of magical unicorn, because by virtue of the fact that I have a vagina — I literally just double-checked and, yep, still packing lady parts — I am supposed to hate…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 8, 2013

“Game Of Thrones” Recap: Jon Snow & Ygritte 4 Ever

Last week on “Game of Thrones,” we learned the one thing Jon Snow knows — cunnilingus — and this week, Ygritte, the lucky recipient of his tongue lashing, made it clear she’s not letting him go. Prepping for this climb up the giant ice wall, Ygritte calls Jon out, saying she knows he is really…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 6, 2013