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“Game Of Thrones” Recap: Jon Snow Knows Something & Jaime Lannister Explains Himself — Plus, A Whole Lot Of Bare Butts!

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I wasn’t sure if “Game Of Thrones” could get better than Khaleesi raising fire-breathing dragon hell, but last night’s episode might have been even better than the week prior. First of all, SO MANY BARE ASSES. And taut ones at that! Forget getting a bikini body, I want a winter is coming body, mmkay? Anyway, let’s review some of the better moments from last night’s episode. Spoilers (and some NSFW GIFs) after the jump! Keep reading »

We’ve Been Saying “Khaleesi” Wrong And Other “Game Of Thrones” Language Trivia

In case you weren’t aware, the fluent High Valyrian we’ve been hearing in Season 3 of HBO’s hit series “Game of Thrones” is completely made up. Much like the Dothraki language, author George R.R. Martin had a few words of the lost city’s tongue in his novel series but it’s David J. Peterson who made it speakable. There’s just one problem, us fans aren’t as fluent as we’d hoped.

While watching the latest episode and hearing actress Emilia Clarke speak the word “Dracarys,” I thought to myself, “Oh, hey, that sounds different than last time, I wonder if that has anything to do with them formalizing Valyrian for use this season.” And sure enough, that’s the case. Peterson started on Valyrian early after trying to come up with a Dorthraki word. Since Valyrian is akin to Latin in our world, he simply borrowed the new word for Dothraki. Read more on The Mary Sue…

Peter Dinklage Doesn’t Believe He’s A Sex Symbol

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“They’ll say, ‘Oh, he’s sexy,’ but women still go for guys who are 6’2. It’s nice that people are thinking outside the box, but I don’t believe any of it for a minute.”

Peter Dinklage, from HBO’s “Game of Thrones,” tells Playboy that he isn’t buying claims that he’s a sex symbol on the basis that women generally don’t go for men of his diminuative height. Oh, Peter. Yes, you may be right that generally women are attracted to men who are tall or at least taller than them, though I think that has more to do with conditioning than an inclination we’re actually born with. But that certainly doesn’t apply to all women and even those women are generally attracted to taller men can be attracted to men who are short. Sex appeal has to do with so many factors. So trust me. You are a fucking sex symbol, Dink. I would throw myself at you if I ever encountered you on the street, but you’re married and I am a lady. And if you still don’t believe me, believe this woman. She’s hot for you too. P.S. You know what else is hot about you? Your humility. [People]

Gwendolyn Christie Talks About Gender Roles & Fighting For “Game Of Thrones”‘ Brienne

I could write a whole article on how amazingly awesome Brienne of Tarth is just from my own perspective but in this case I’ll leave it up to the actress who plays her on HBO’s “Game of Thrones.” Gwendoline Christie did an interview with TV Guide recently where she said some interesting things about gender roles in Westeros.

“Brienne has seen this woman exhibiting strength in an intellectual manner with Renly, and also exhibiting strength of love and motherhood that I think she sees as equal to her own physical strength,” Christie said of the character Lady Catelyn Stark. “And perhaps it’s the first time we see Brienne consider something beyond the strength of the physical in a woman as a means to be equal to a man.” Read more on The Mary Sue…

Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen Roleplayer Seeks Robb Stark Look-A-Like For Iron Throne Sex Romp

At this point in the “Game of Thrones” TV series (season three started a week-and-a-half ago), Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen and Robb Stark have not shared any screentime. (I don’t know if they will in the future, as I haven’t read all of George R. R. Martin’s books.) But they are both vying to rule the Iron Throne — and that is where this horny New Orleans-area Craigslister’s sexual roleplaying fantasy will take place between herself and the Robb Stark look-a-like she seeks. If you happen to have Robb’s dark curls and pouty lips and are interested in taking on the kinky role, be prepared to bring your own costumes. ”You will need to provide your own clothing,” the poster instructs. “Please keep in mind that you will have recently participated in a battle and been thrown in a dungeon, so you will not be wearing your nicest furs. I’m looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets.” Ooh, I might have just gotten a little damp in my smallclothes! [The Daily Beast]

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Yup, Emilia Clarke Is Even More Beautiful Sans Makeup

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We’ve seen her with blonde hair. We’ve seen her with brown hair. And now, we’ve got a glimpse of Emilia “Khaleesi” Clarke without makeup. Life is not fair. [Reddit]

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Peter Dinklage Turns Up Drunk On “Saturday Night Live”

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"You know what's in my Tumblr? Regret."

Or more specifically, as Drunk Uncle’s brother-in-law Peter Drunklage, who is arguably the drunkest of them all. Kids these days don’t even wear garters anymore. And all they care about is “Tumblr me, Tumblr me.” As for his Tumblr blog? Full of regret. Marco? Rubio! Amazing.

Tyrion Lannister Is Looking To Connect On LinkedIn

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It can be hard out there for an imp. So it makes sense that Tyrion Lannister, the brains behind the whole House of Lannister operation, might be looking for a new gig via the career site LinkedIn. We found Tyrion’s profile (which was sadly taken down shortly thereafter), and a couple of other “Game of Thrones” players eager to make a career move. Check out the rest of Tyrion’s profile, and a couple of others, after the jump! Keep reading »

5 Things We Learned At The “Game Of Thrones” Exhibit

Yesterday, Amelia and I went to the traveling “Game of Thrones” exhibition, because we are queen nerds who love nerding out about Khaleesi, Jon Snow, Cersei and the rest of the gang. The “GoT” exhibit’s made a major splash in NYC, with people lining up down the street and around the block for the chance to sit upon the Iron Throne. Amelia and I are super impatient, so I called up the exhibit’s organizers and got press passes so we could cut the line. After today, the collection goes to Sao Paulo, Brazil; Amsterdam, The Netherlands; and Belfast, Ireland, so if you’re in any of those spots, check it out. If not, we’ve got five important tidbits we learned during our visit…

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If Websites Existed In “Game Of Thrones”‘ Westeros

Caldwell Tanner didn’t use HBO’s Join the Realm website to create these unique House Sigils. Instead, he came up with his own designs for what popular websites might hang from their proverbial castle walls if they lived in the world of “Game of Thrones.” And we decided to join in on the fun. Look at the House Sigils and mottos from Twitter, Wikipedia, The Mary Sue, and more! Read more…