We’re not fans of violence, per se, but this “Stomp Mel Gibson” special is kind of awesome. [Advertising Is Good For You] Keep reading »
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Say Goodbye To Your Wedding Day Photos
What to feel worst about watching this video? The humiliated photographer? The wreck of his gear? The bride? The groom? Their empty, empty wedding album? It’s a toss-up, really. [The Daily What] Keep reading »
Feet By Christian Louboutin
If you have money, you buy red-soled shoes by Christian Louboutin. If you are money, you don’t even have to. [Intentionally Untitled] Keep reading »
X-Ray(ted) Girls Bare All For Pin-Up Calender
Depending on who you are, this pin-up calendar with x-ray images of girls in suggestive positions is either incredibly titillating (standard erotica of med students, doctors), leaves much to the imagination (creative challenge for visual types), or leaves much to be desired (a tease to rabid devourers of graphic porn). Apparently, this clever little project comes from Eizo, a hospital systems manufacturer, which produces medical monitors and imaging devices. Cute marketing campaign! Although it does sort of make you start thinking about sex in a very clinical way. Any one else now picturing the act as two heaps of bones bashing against each other? No? Just us? Right. Moving on. Check out some more x-rayed pin-up girl images after the jump! [Geekologie] Keep reading »
Audioo’s Voicemail Sharing Site Is The Most Hilarious Thing Ever
Audioo needs little introduction. A sort of spin-off on Texts From Last Night, the website brings you a huge database of hilarious voicemails. Predictably, many of them fall into the “drunk” category, but there are also completely random ones from people who don’t sound human (see “Dracula on Acid”), annoyed moms chewing out their kids, and annoyed kids chewing out their moms. Our favorites involve female crises (“The bridesmaid dresses just came and all the dresses are supposed to be blush pink. And they’re… petal pink… I mean it’s like, it’s like, practically… coral … I’m just, I’m gonna die…”) or crazy girlfriend behavior (“Hey, so my cat thinks you’re really sexy. And that if you had a theme song, it would go like this…Meow chicka-meow-meow.”) You just have to hear for yourself. [Audioo] Keep reading »
Anna Under The Influence
Anna Wintour‘s recent outrage over Miss Lily, a Jamaican restaurant she thinks will bring excessive noise to her West Village neighborhood, has inspired some interesting art. Illustrated Anna looks pretty comfortable with that joint, don’t you think? Check out one more drawing by AleXsandro Palombo (of Anna’s daughter Bee), after the jump… [Fashion Indie] Keep reading »
The Careers Models Aspired To As Kids
For her blog, Poison Dart, model Imogen Clarke surveyed a bunch of her catwalking peers about what they wanted to be when they grew up. Unsurprisingly, a few wanted to be princesses. Beyond that, though, the responses were amusing and surprising. Ali Michael, for one, liked the idea of being a surgeon because she “loved blood and guts.” And Hanne Gaby Odiele was convinced that she would be “a psychologist who lived on a farm and was also involved in politics. And have a big tree house in the garden.” Least expected of all though were Eniko Mihalik (pictured) and Toni Garrn, both of whom wanted to be cashiers. Modeling doesn’t last forever, so I guess there’s still time to achieve those cashier dreams? [Poison Dart] Keep reading »
From The “Hogan” To The “Hitler,” Decode How Trustworthy He Is By Beard Style
For the fashionably apathetic dude, expression through clothing is hardly ever intentional. This is often why guys turn to the one area of manliness they can sculpt and curate with care (or just out of sheer boredom): Facial hair. To gauge what type of a person he is through his chin pubes, there’s this handy chart, “The Trustworthiness of Beards,” which indicates whether he’s an A-OK man (the Philosopher Beard, the Abe Lincoln Chin Strap) or a bad seed (the Soul Patch, the Hitler ‘stache). At the safer end of the spectrum, beards are classified by tags like “Very Trustworthy” and “Neutral.” As you go along, certain whisker styles pass from “Unsavory” to “Threatening,” to the worst—”Dangerous.”
Ladies, study with care. After the jump, a larger portion of the chart. [via Urban Outfitters Blog] Keep reading »
Say Hello To Moongina
Where would we be without the internet? A lot less entertained, for sure. Here, Jervae, in the role of the Moon, sings “Moongina: The Proposition.” My favorite line? “You want some of this moongina?” Keep reading »
Today, Let’s Feel Sorry For Brenda
I saw this photo, and I was like, “Man, I feel really bad for this Brenda chick.” When I look at something like this, I wonder what the back story is. Let’s say the guy’s name is Elron. And he lives in Michiana. And he went to high school with Brenda, but he only admired her from afar, because she was sort of popular in a nerdy kind of way, and he was one of those guys who hung out behind the gym smoking cigarettes, looking angry and kicking at the dirt. One time, Brenda glanced at him, but that was it. Then, 15 years later, he was on this dating site, and he looked through what must have been 2,679 dating profiles — until, one day, he came across a special one. He clicked on it. It was Brenda. The Brenda. The love of his whole damn life. So, he sat down, and he wrote her a 5,349-word email, proclaiming his love for her, that he would die for her, that he would tattoo her name all over his body, if only she would respond and agree to marry him. He was so sure that she would respond in the affirmative that he got her name tattooed on his back, like, 100 times. When he got back home, he found out that she had blocked his profile. After that, the rest of his life pretty much sucked. That is, until, one day, he met another woman, and, get this, it turned out her name was Brenda, too, and they got married, and had kids, and everything worked out in the end. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
