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A Truly Honest (And Hilarious) YouTube Beauty Tutorial

A Truly Honest (And Hilarious) YouTube Beauty Tutorial
"Stay Tuned, This Is About To Get A Lot More Attractive"

I’m a pretty big fan of YouTube hair and beauty tutorials. Without them, my sock bun and liquid eyeliner game would be terrible rather than “eh, I guess it’s good enough to leave the house like this.” But I think I love this YouTube beauty tutorial, from the hilarious and relatable and cool Akilah Hughes (of First Black Girlfriend fame), the very most. Because seriously, “Your face may probably never look like this, no matter how many of these products you use” really is the damn truth. [YouTube]

Please Enjoy Jonah Hill & Maroon 5 Singing This Awesomely Bad Song About Handjobs

Handjobs, Handjobs, Handjobs

Who would’ve thought a rock song about handies would include such awesome riffs? And who knew there were so many creative lyrics about them? Before Jonah Hill became the star of “Superbad,” he was music producer “Slick Rubin” in this several-years-old Maroon 5 video. (How young does Adam Levine look here?) The skit is pretty hilarious, but the song itself is surprisingly fun to listen to. Something tells me that if Jonah actually wrote lyrics for the band, we’d be hearing something a bit more creative on the radio these days … if it wasn’t bleeped out. [Gawker]

North Carolina Teachers Rap “Ice Ice Baby” To Announce Snow Day

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ice ice baby
"No School Today!"
  • Why didn’t we ever have any teachers this willing to act like total dorks on the Internet? [YouTube]
  • Meanwhile, a little farther north, a college student learns the best way to handle not having a snow day off is to angrily tweet about it. [Gothamist]
  • A friend of Mia Farrow’s is blabbing to the Daily Mail about Woody Allen’s alleged inappropriate behavior towards his now-estranged daughter, Dylan, whom he has been accused of molesting. [Daily Mail UK]
  • They can’t be kept apart for long! Stefon will make some appearances on “Late Night With Seth Meyers.” [Splitsider]
  • Are female executives to blame for Hollywood’s unrealistic beauty norms? [Slate] Keep reading »

This Real Life Interpretation Of A Conference Call Is Hilariously, Awkwardly Accurate

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BEEEEP ... "We Lost Tyler Again"

Anybody who’s ever been on a conference call knows that a few things are always to be expected:

  1. Awkward conversation between the first two participants until others join.
  2. Two people starting to speak at once, both insisting the other continue.
  3. One person who keeps getting disconnected, and *beep* “It’s me again, sorry about that.” And so on…

Well, YouTube geniuses Tripp and Tyler have turned all of the awkward interactions on a conference call into a reality that’s so accurate and hilarious, it makes me want to call a meeting with our LA team just to see who I would “be” in this scenario. Watch the video above and then share this with every person you know. Maybe you should announce it via conference call … just a thought.

The Amazon Reviews For Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears Are Disgustingly Hilarious

The Amazon Reviews For Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears Are Disgustingly Hilarious

The reviews on Amazon are often a treasure trove of hilarity, but occasionally they are both amusing and educational. For example, I had no idea until today that if I were to eat a handful of Haribo sugarless gummy bears, I could expect my insides to turn into hot lava. According to the hundreds of reviews for the candy on Amazon, these gummy bears are incredibly tasty going in and incredibly painful coming out. As I’m a journalist, I plan on finding and ingesting these bears myself to confirm the validity of the reviews. I have a very strong and regular constitution, so if these Haribo sugarless gummies manage to give me “projectile diarrhea so foul and so watery it could have gone through … nylons,” as one reviewer described, you’ll know they’re to be avoided. I’ll report back! In the meantime, check out some more of the hilarious reviews of these unintentional laxatives after the jump! [Amazon via Slightly Viral] Keep reading »

Lawyer Parents Make Their Daughter Sign An Affadavit For The Tooth Fairy

tooth fairy affadavit

Emily Winter is not just one of our freelancer writers. Once upon a time, she was also a highly suspect little girl whose parents  — both lawyers — made her sign an affidavit to confirm to the Tooth Fairy that she really did lose a tooth she claimed to have lost. She even searched in her Alpha Bits cereal looking for it! Fortunately, her Notary Public father signed off on the document, so she was free to accept renumerance from the Tooth Fairy. Ah, lawyers.

Read Emily’s full affidavit after the jump: Keep reading »

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