Posts tagged "funny"

Sarah Silverman Goes After The Bro-Choice Vote

No one ever really asked what the bros had to say about the Republican "war on women." Which was sad, really, because they stood to lose quite a lot of blowies if we all had to be barefoot and pregnant. They will be ignored no longer! Now Sarah Silverman is putting that whole having-dated-Jimmy-Kimmel thing…

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 12, 2012

Claw Crane Cat Don’t Care

Would that we could all have the nonchalant attitude of Claw Crane Cat, nonplussed by the large grabby crane that seems to be continually invading his personal space. This Russian kitty just keeps on idly grooming himself amidst the arcade hubbub. What a zen pro. [The Daily What]…

By: Julie Gerstein / December 5, 2012

If Your Friends Were Like Your Dogs And Cats

There are "cat" people and "dog" people, but what if there were actually cat people and dog people -- people whose behavior mirrored that of our furry friends? Things would get weiiiiird. Hilariously weird. [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 29, 2012

Robert Pattinson Hates His Life, Is Bizarre And Hilarious

You hate "Twilight," right? Just seeing those stupid promotional posters hanging in the movie theatre where you went to see something super-intellectual like, oh, I don't know, fucking "Argo" or something, gives you an innate visceral malaise. Well, you know who hates it more? Robert Pattinson. You know, the star of the whole damn thing?

By: Rachel Krause / November 20, 2012

Don’t Get Mooched! The Four Types Of Boyfriends To Avoid

So many men, so little time. That's why you've got to figure out which ones to avoid right off the bat. Thankfully, comedienne Sarah Colonna has teamed up with Benefit to guide us through the murky world of dating. Pro-tip: If he's stealing your makeup, he's probably not worth your time. [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 14, 2012

Princess Leia Learns How To Be A Disney Princess

Now that Disney has purchased LucasFilm, Princess Leia has got to get with the program on that whole Disney princess thing. Lucky for Leia, the other Disney princesses are all happy to teach her how to be a pretty, pretty princess and wait quietly by until her prince comes to save her. In song, of…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 6, 2012

A Skittles Sorting Machine For OCD Skittles Fans

Do you love Skittles but hate disorder? Are you, well, kind of an OCD monster? Good thing Youtube user egenriether is thinking of you. He designed a fancy sorter using a phototransistor in order to identify and sort Skittles by color. It's kind of mesmerizing.  [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 5, 2012

This Cat Is What I Look Like When I’m Watching My Stories

Is there anything funnier than a cat sitting up like a person? How about a cat sitting up like a person watching TV? Not bad, Internet, not bad. [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 30, 2012

Be My Boyfriend: The “People’s Court” Announcer

There's histrionics, and then there's histrionics. And perhaps nobody knows that better than the announcer guy for "The People's Court." He's turned witty voiceover-speak into a slightly sardonic, possibly passive aggressive and definitely psychotic artform. Just listen!  …

By: Julie Gerstein / October 28, 2012

Watch Tom Hanks Perform A Slam Poem About “Full House”

That title says it all, right? Just hit play. You won't be sorry. [YouTube via Laughing Squid]…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 24, 2012

Ron Swanson Wants You To Be Bacon Safe

Be tough, be smart, don't forget to lovingly groom your moustache -- and save all the bacon you possibly can. That's what "Parks and Recreation"'s Ron Swanson recommends, especially considering we're supposedly heading into a bacon shortage. You might, like Ron, want to consider all of your bacon hiding spots, okay? The more you know…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 12, 2012

Watch: Karl Lagerfeld Meets A Cat Named After Him On French TV

Just one time won't do; you're going to have to watch this video at least twice before you can even begin to comprehend what's going on … and maybe not even then. Karl Lagerfeld graced French television Monday night as a guest on talk show Le Grand Journal and, naturellement, the subject arose of le

By: Rachel Krause / October 11, 2012

10 Corgis Getting Ready For Halloween

Corgis are, to me, God's comedy. I understand that they had some breeding reason to make a dog with short legs and a wide body, but come on, look at those guys! THEY ARE WALKING HILARITY! And what's better than a regular ol' corgi doing corgi things? A corgi in a costume. Which is why…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 5, 2012

Colonel Meow Throws Some Shade On Boo

Colonel Meow is like the anti-Lil Bub -- a cat so fiercely snooty and evil that he refers to his followers as "minions." The other day, Colonel Meow took to Facebook to show his disdain for another familiar furry face -- Boo, the adorable Pomeranian pup. Needless to say, Meow is not a fan. [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / September 30, 2012

Karl Knows Klass: Operation Lagerfeld Is Now In Motion

Attention, wanton young ladies everywhere (shit, are they talking about me?): Chanel is coming for you, and it isn't going to be pretty. Well, maybe not quite, but police in the British town of Bolton are laying down the law with Operation Lagerfeld, a zero-tolerance plan targeting teenage girls "drinking in the streets in the…

By: Rachel Krause / September 28, 2012

Definitive Proof That Cats Are Superior To Dogs

I love this video, which helpfully outlines just why and how cats rule and dogs drool. The only small suggestion I have is that they hire German director Werner Herzog to narrate the next one. This video is instructive, and very, very accurate (though Amelia and Lucca might say otherwise). [Buzzfeed]…

By: Julie Gerstein / September 27, 2012

Check Out Glenn Close’s Svelte New Beach Bod!

Just kidding! This is obviously not actually Glenn Close's body, but merely a strange photo opp that took place during Sunday night's Emmy Awards. A lot of weird stuff goes on backstage at the Emmys -- and there are tons of personal gifting suites, so that rich people who can afford anything are able to…

By: Julie Gerstein / September 24, 2012

Frisky Original Video: Almie Rose On How To Land An Older Man

You've always wondered what it might be like to get with that older, distinguished dude in your office, right? You're all, "What was life like before the Internet?" And he's all, "Shut up and help me boot up my computer." You're so clearly meant for each other, if only he could see it! Our friend

By: Almie Rose / September 4, 2012

Flowers For The Etitor-In-Chef

A friend of mine received a lovely bouquet of flowers from her bosses, congratulating her on a job well done. Ally is an editor of a new travel magazine, and we think the card was supposed to read: "Congratulations on your new magazine, miss editor-in-chief. --Adam and Jake." But that is so, so, so not…

By: Julie Gerstein / August 30, 2012

Scandalous Butt-Baring Men’s Fashions From The 1950s

What were the most cutting edge men of the 1950s wearing to the beach? Butt-baring barely-there swimwear, if this old reel is any indication. This fashion show, highlighting the creations of campy Brit designer Dale Cavana,  features male models with shockingly tiny waists, revealing animal-print banana hammocks, and de rigeur "leisurely" knotted ties. Enjoy! [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / August 20, 2012
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