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Lawyer Parents Make Their Daughter Sign An Affadavit For The Tooth Fairy

Emily Winter is not just one of our freelancer writers. Once upon a time, she was also a highly suspect little girl whose parents  — both lawyers — made her…

Jessica Wakeman | January 14, 2014 - 3:30 pm

An Open Letter To Publicist Behind Healthy HooHoo Premium Feminine Care Products

Hi, Publicist Who Sent Us A Press Release About Healthy HooHoo Premium Feminine Care Products!

Thanks for the heads up about how to shower our “most precious parts…

Janet Manley and Emily Winter | January 13, 2014 - 1:00 pm

Which Type Of Female Dancer Are You?

If you’re like a lot of people, you spent at least part of New Year’s Eve in da clurrrb sweatin’ off that fifth cocktail. Okay, maybe that was just me. Now…

Jessica Wakeman | January 5, 2014 - 9:00 am

This Children’s Book Illustration Is The Dirtiest Thing I’ve Seen All Week

Since I began working at The Frisky, it’s safe to say my mind has taken a permanent vacation in the gutter: I see phallic clouds, vaginal-looking sandwiches and the number…

Katie Oldenburg | January 2, 2014 - 7:00 pm

This Is What Happens When Molly’s Grandma Goes Shopping For Christmas Gifts At Spencer’s

A Redditor posted this photo on the site yesterday, explaining, “My cousin Molly’s grandma went into Spencer’s to look for presents for her family. She thinks she found the best…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 27, 2013 - 4:00 pm

Hitler Reacts To Getting Tila Tequila’s Sympathy And Support

There really is nothing funny about Tila Tequila’s obvious mental health issues, which are evident in her recent rants (excuse me, “satire”) about sympathizing with Hitler and fearing lizard people. But…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 16, 2013 - 11:20 am

Italian Lady Explains All The Italian Hand Gestures You Need To Know (NSFW)

During all the years I studied Italian, I never learned much of the important stuff I needed in Italy, like “Only with a condom on!” and “Get your hand out…

Jessica Wakeman | December 5, 2013 - 9:00 am

HELP WANTED: Online Dating Assistant For Busy, Ambivalent Single Professional

To All Interested Applicants:

Please review the detailed job description before applying. Given that I am too busy with my career, extracurricular activities (like playing Candy Crush and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 4, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Sarah Silverman & W. Kamau Bell Rehash Sexist Joke On “Totally Biased”

Sarah Silverman went on “Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell” on Thursday to hash out … well, a lot of stuff.

First, there were Bell’s problems: eight years…

Jessica Wakeman | September 16, 2013 - 1:20 pm

I Need This Karma Chameleon Phone

I guess back in the ’80s some baby genius manufactured a phone reflective of the hit Boy George song “Karma Chameleon.” As evidenced by the video, it’s a phone shaped…

Julie Gerstein | September 8, 2013 - 4:00 pm

Robin Thicke Loves And Respects Women, You Hear?

Why did it take comedian Eliot Glazer playing Robin Thicke for me to realize how sleazy this guy looks? The gelled hair, the aviator sunglasses, the one-too-open-buttons shirt … I…

Jessica Wakeman | September 6, 2013 - 12:40 pm

A Fake Subway Sign That (Sadly) Should Be Real

You’d think that it’d be pretty obvious: clipping your nails in a public place, especially a crowded subway car, is a bad idea. Not just a bad idea, but also…

Julie Gerstein | August 27, 2013 - 9:40 am
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