Posts tagged "funny"

Where Are My Dragons? “Gay Of Thrones” Recaps The Frickin’ Red Wedding

Are you sick of us talking about “Game of Thrones” yet? Too bad! Because the Red Wedding was totally cray and we are gonna be talking about that shit for days, not counting the time spent crying about it to our therapist. Our favorite fellow straight iron enthusiast Jonathan is right there with us i…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 4, 2013

Watch: Michael Kors Really Knows How To Throw An Insult

Okay guys, quick quiz. Which one of these insults did Michael Kors not say during the first 10 seasons of “Project Runway”.

“She looks like a transvestite flamenco dancer at a funeral.”
“She looks like a disco soccer ball.”
“She looks like she’s a barmaid serving her hair.”
“She look…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 2, 2013

You Really Could Be The King Of Burgers With This Burger King Burger Holder

Snack technology is one of my primary interests. I really enjoy seeking out the newest and best in snackovation. Which is why I really have to tip my hat to the fine folks at Burger King, who have created a wonderful trough-like invention to make eating gross fast food even better. But how does it

By: Julie Gerstein / May 31, 2013

What Will Those Krazy Katdashians Do Next?

What with “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” its various spin-offs both real and rumored, and their omnipotent media presence, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and krew don’t really leave much to the imagination. But, as fate would have it, there’s one big, bad secret they’ve managed to keep from America: they’ve actually been cats this whole time.

By: Rachel Krause / May 30, 2013

A Possible (Funny) Explanation On How Heterosexuality Came To Be

Ever wonder how the first men figured out how to reproduce? Are we all naturally inclined to go for “samesies”? John McKeever and his merry band of early men debate the relative merits of same and opposite sex copulation. Guess which one wins? [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 29, 2013

Your Grammar Still Sucks, Seriously

Jack, of JacksFilms, has made a career out of making fun of poorly written, badly worded, mostly illiterate Internet comments. For instance, there’s a disturbingly high number of people who confuse “rapper” and “raper.” It can make things really … awkward. In this, his 51st installment of the web series “Your Grammar Sucks,” Jack and…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 22, 2013

If You Want To Hear Neil Diamond, It’s Gonna Cost You

A friend of mine took this picture at the American Ale House in State College, PA, and all I can say is I 100 percent understand the sentiment. I used to DJ pretty regularly, and people would come up to me all the time with requests. Sometimes they were nice, and sometimes they were pushy…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 22, 2013

“Gay Of Thones” Is Serving Straight Up Westeros Realness

Listen up, “Game of Thrones” fans — we have some weekend homework for you. Your assignment is to go back and watch all of Funny or Die’s “Gay of Thrones” recap series because for real? This is fucking “GoT” cracksauce. Each week, hairdresser Jonathan recaps all the dragons, butts, scheming and whatnot that “GoT” has to…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 19, 2013

The British Mail Service Does Not Suffer Your “Crackhead Oompah Loompah” Kindly

After being the victim of one too many pranks by a mail customer, the Royal Mail service (allegedly!) sent one postal customer a letter, asking him to lay off with the post-related comedy. So far as we can tell, the letter receiver, known as S. Whitman, raised the ire of the Royal Mail for “jumping…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 14, 2013

“Bitchy Resting Face” Sufferers Unite!

Do you suffer from “bitchy resting face”? Are you constantly being asked by loved ones and strangers “what’s wrong?” Do people misinterpret practically everything you say as some kind of snotty reproach? If that’s the case, you’re not alone. There’s lots (dozens) of us suffering from “bitchy resting face,” plagued by the fear that people…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 12, 2013

Will & Monifa Sims Somehow Made “The Tonight Show” Cry-Funny

I’m sitting at my desk cry-laughing this morning thanks to, of all things, “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.” I haven’t watched the show in a zillion years, but I guess he does something called PumpCast News, where fake newscaster Tim Stack is streamed right into a gas station television monitor, so he can directly…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 10, 2013

If Guys Who Like Manic Pixie Dream Girls Hired Prostitutes

Okay, so, College Humor might be a year too late on the Manic Pixie Dream Girl hate, but this clip from Vag Magazine writer Leila Cohen-Miccio is still hella funny: dude hires a prostitute just to play the ukelele, find whimsy in a hotel bathroom and live in the moment. It’s really kind of demented…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 5, 2013

The World’s Largest Rubber Ducky Floats By Hong Kong

Ahem, excuse me Captain, but I think we’re being followed. This is the world’s largest rubber ducky, seen here floating around Hong Kong’s Victoria Harbour. Designed by Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman, its aim is to “spread joy around the world.” The duck has also been caught ducking off in Sydney, Australia; Auckland, New Zealand; and…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 3, 2013

If You Don’t Know The Answer, Just Draw Something Funny

Ever take a test in high school and just know you don’t know the answer? Most of us would leave the scantron, or the paper blank, but some very special students elevate wrong answers to an artform. Take this special student who created a Neanderthal metal band, aptly titled Neandertallica. Check out a couple more…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 3, 2013

These Creepy Comments From Children Will Give You Chills

When my youngest son was maybe 2 years old, he crept outside our bedroom door very early one morning while my husband and I were still asleep. I awoke to a deadpan, tiny voice whispering, “Let her in. Let. Her. In. Let her in,” over and over and over.

Turns out the cat wa…

By: The Stir / April 30, 2013

Justin Timberlake’s Meowing Cats Are The New Screaming Goats

Are you over screaming goats yet? It’s okay, neither are we. But in the event that you’d like a new hilarious animal sound/pop song mashup, we present to you Justin Timberlake’s “Suit & Tie” with kitten backup singers. Who knew JTims sounded so much like an angry cat? [HyperVocal]…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 30, 2013

Really Stupid Celebrity Tweets — Now Set To Music!

Shane Dawson collected a bunch of really, really (really) dumb celebrity tweets, and then set them to Rihanna’s hit song “Stay.” The result is a faux-moving tribute featuring ridiculous tweets from Lindsay Lohan, Kanye West, Harry Styles and more. Remember a world before Twitter, when weren’t privy to the asinine thoughts of every famous person?

By: Julie Gerstein / April 26, 2013

Dancing Queen Bus Stop Lady Has The Right Idea

The name William W. Purkey might not mean anything to you, but he’s the guy who coined the phrase “dance like nobody’s watching.” That’s pretty solid advice, we think. Take this unidentified woman grooving along to her headphones at a bus stop in the British town of Eastleigh. Who among us hasn’t secretly danced at…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 19, 2013

Jason Schwartzman And Roman Coppola Star In This “Videogram About Love”

Psssst — if you’re only going to watch one video on the Internet today, make it this one. I don’t know who goes about their day thinking, “I’m only going to watch one video on the Internet today,” but maybe it’s you. I could probably benefit from a rule like that myself, come to think…

By: Rachel Krause / March 29, 2013

If The Internet Was Actually A Party

We anthropomorphize animals, so it makes sense that we’d anthropomorphize websites, too. And as someone who spends approximately 1,340,000 hours online every day, I can wholly appreciate the spot-on human representations of these sites. I mean, of course Facebook would change her outfit, like, a zillion times a day. And Twitter would just ramble o…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 21, 2013
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