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Sarah Silverman Goes After The Bro-Choice Vote

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Come At Me, Bro

No one ever really asked what the bros had to say about the Republican “war on women.” Which was sad, really, because they stood to lose quite a lot of blowies if we all had to be barefoot and pregnant. They will be ignored no longer! Now Sarah Silverman is putting that whole having-dated-Jimmy-Kimmel thing to good use and is urging bros to be bro-choice. You should watch it, bro.

Claw Crane Cat Don’t Care

Talk About Kitten
We really need to talk about Kitten. Watch »
Martha Bites Kittens
Martha Stewart bites each kitten on the face to show them who is boss. Read More »
Be My BF: Kitten Strip Club
Um, this guy tried to take a kitten to a strip club. Read More »
"Excuse me, I'm napping here."

Would that we could all have the nonchalant attitude of Claw Crane Cat, nonplussed by the large grabby crane that seems to be continually invading his personal space. This Russian kitty just keeps on idly grooming himself amidst the arcade hubbub. What a zen pro. [The Daily What]

If Your Friends Were Like Your Dogs And Cats

Dog and Cat Perverts
Well this is a strange love story! Read More »
No Cats, Please
Ami won't date a man with a pet cat. Read More »
Cat or Dog Person?

There are “cat” people and “dog” people, but what if there were actually cat people and dog people — people whose behavior mirrored that of our furry friends? Things would get weiiiiird. Hilariously weird. [YouTube]

Robert Pattinson Hates His Life, Is Bizarre And Hilarious

"Twilight" Sex Scenes
Would have been better with a walrus, right? Read More »
Rob Loves Dogs
No to humans, yes to canines. Read More »

You hate “Twilight,” right? Just seeing those stupid promotional posters hanging in the movie theatre where you went to see something super-intellectual like, oh, I don’t know, fucking “Argo” or something, gives you an innate visceral malaise. Well, you know who hates it more? Robert Pattinson. You know, the star of the whole damn thing? Yeah, well, he hates “Twilight.” He is sick to death of “Twilight.” Coincidentally, he would also like to break the hands and mouth of whoever coined the name “R. Pattz.” And he hates his life. And you absolutely must see R. Pattz Hates His Life, a Tumblr full of GIFs that demonstrate just how much Rob hates his life. And “Twilight.” He’s out of his mind and it is fantastic. That Kristen Stewart is a lucky girl. Livin’ the dream of all weirdos everywhere. [Robert Pattinson Hates His Life]

Princess Leia Learns How To Be A Disney Princess

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What Would You Do? Halloween
A little boy learns he can't be a princess for Halloween. Read More »
Who Are These Girls?
Guess the celebs who are channeling "Star Wars." Read More »
"Star Wars" Corsets
Even "Star Wars" gets sexified. Read More »
Some Day Her Prince Will Come

Now that Disney has purchased LucasFilm, Princess Leia has got to get with the program on that whole Disney princess thing. Lucky for Leia, the other Disney princesses are all happy to teach her how to be a pretty, pretty princess and wait quietly by until her prince comes to save her. In song, of course.

A Skittles Sorting Machine For OCD Skittles Fans

I Have OCD
An essay from a woman with obsessive compulsive disorder. Read More »
My Weird OCD
The five weird ways my OCD manifests itself. Read More »
Candy Physics?!
It's our new favorite branch of science. Read More »
Sort The Rainbow!

Do you love Skittles but hate disorder? Are you, well, kind of an OCD monster? Good thing Youtube user egenriether is thinking of you. He designed a fancy sorter using a phototransistor in order to identify and sort Skittles by color. It’s kind of mesmerizing.  [YouTube]

Be My Boyfriend: The “People’s Court” Announcer

Be My BF: Will Ferrell
Old school Will Ferrell is so adorable. Read More »
Be My BF: Mullet
His mullet got him kicked out of a bar. Read More »
Be My BF: Taco Cop
This guy got arrested for giving a cop tacos instead of his ID. Read More »
THE PEOPLE'S COURT!

There’s histrionics, and then there’s histrionics. And perhaps nobody knows that better than the announcer guy for “The People’s Court.” He’s turned witty voiceover-speak into a slightly sardonic, possibly passive aggressive and definitely psychotic artform. Just listen!

 

Ron Swanson Wants You To Be Bacon Safe

Babes of "Parks and Rec"
Look at these fine ladies. Read More »
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Everything Tom Haverford says about food on "Parks & Rec." Read More »
Amy On Boys
Amy Poehler talks about raising boys. Watch »
"When It Comes To Bacon, Be Prepared."

Be tough, be smart, don’t forget to lovingly groom your moustache — and save all the bacon you possibly can. That’s what “Parks and Recreation”‘s Ron Swanson recommends, especially considering we’re supposedly heading into a bacon shortage. You might, like Ron, want to consider all of your bacon hiding spots, okay? The more you know … [YouTube]

Watch: Karl Lagerfeld Meets A Cat Named After Him On French TV

All Things Choupette
All of the urgent news updates regarding the famous beauty. Read More »
Karl's Cat Has Maids
Karl Lagerfeld's Siamese cat Choupette has two personal maids. Read More »
Herr Karl
Before he was the king, he was just Karl. Maybe. Read More »
Miaou à tous!

Just one time won’t do; you’re going to have to watch this video at least twice before you can even begin to comprehend what’s going on … and maybe not even then. Karl Lagerfeld graced French television Monday night as a guest on talk show Le Grand Journal and, naturellement, the subject arose of le chat Choupette. An admirer takes the opportunity to praise Karl’s love of cats, then proceeds to shock the Chanel designer by turning the camera to his own pet, Chat Lagerfeld. We soon discover that Chat Lagerfeld may not, in fact, be a cat at all. At all. The Kaiser is not amused. (But he totally is.) [The Cut]

Colonel Meow Throws Some Shade On Boo

This Cat Is Mayor
A cat named Stubbs is the honorary mayor of an Alaskan town. Read More »
Presidential Cats
Cats who look like famous White House inhabitants. Read More »
Spanx for cats?
cat spanx
Is your cat in need of shapewear? Read More »
"F**kin' Hipster"

Colonel Meow is like the anti-Lil Bub — a cat so fiercely snooty and evil that he refers to his followers as “minions.” The other day, Colonel Meow took to Facebook to show his disdain for another familiar furry face — Boo, the adorable Pomeranian pup. Needless to say, Meow is not a fan. [YouTube]

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