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Guys With Fries Gives You A Fast Food Fix

Fast Food Fashion
When mayo and pickles become couture. Read More »

You like hot guys. You like French fries. You are shocked and appalled that it’s taken the world this long to come up with a site that celebrates the two at the same time. And yet, here we are, in 2013 with Guys With Fries. A single-serving blog in which dude’s cell phones are Photoshopped out of selfie shots and replaced with a container of fries, this is either the most dirty snack food/sex combo, or the most brilliant underground marketing for McDonald’s. Click through to see a couple more fry guys (including one who’s trying to kill us by also holding a puppy). [Guys With Fries] Keep reading »

Jay Z’s Hyphen Seeks Understanding Apostrophe Friend

Jay-Z Regrets Lyrics
jay z photo
Jay-Z regrets that "Big Pimpin'" was all about using women for sex. Read More »
Ellen Meets Jay-Z
Asks "Are you famous?" Read More »
Jay-Z Hates Him
Jay-Z didn't clap for Chris Brown's performance. Read More »
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Fun fact: Jay Z apparently did away with his Jay-Z hyphen around three years ago. Of course, most of us didn’t pay attention. We liked the hyphen. We wanted it at our parties and movie outings. The rapper made the name change official in June, following the release of his latest album, Magna Carta Holy Grail. And finally, our little hyphen friend realized he’d have to look elsewhere for love.

So he did what so many have done before him, and sought out companionship via Craigslist: Keep reading »

Yes, Women Can Be Real D-Bags To Each Other

"When I look at you I see farm animal."

Admit it, you’ve had a frenemy or two in your life. We may not mean to get in these weird passive-aggressive one-upping relationships, but suddenly there you are, saying something like, “You are so brave to wear your hair like that.” Here, “Happy Endings” (R.I.P.) actress Eliza Coupe and Lauryn Kahn play nasty, vindictive, totally hilarious frenemies. This is the most recent in the “Frenemies” series, but it’s worth it to watch all three. [Funny Or Die]

Childhood Frenemies
The crappy friends we once thought were awesome. Read More »

All Of My Body Image Issues Summed Up Neatly Into One Hilarious Drawing

Bikini Body Truths
Bikini Body
Six "bikini body" truths to remember this summer. Read More »
Body Of The Year...
Belongs to Dame Helen Mirren. Read More »
Friends & Body Image
woman exercising
How your friend's body image can impact you. Read More »
Gaga's Body Revolution
Gaga starts an important conversation about body image. Read More »

When it comes to judging — or rather, assessing — the appearance, weight, and other such physical attributes of People That Are Not Me, I am forgiving to the point that someone close to me refers to me (endearingly? maybe? I hope?) as “Shallow Hal” (post-hypnotherapeutic incantation, obviously). It’s not that I can’t see it, I just don’t care; what you look like means absolutely nothing to me. I tend to see a person with a personality, rather than a body with a face. And yet, when it comes to myself, I am cruel as can be. I say things to and about myself so callous and demeaning, I literally would not say them to my worst enemy. Look, I don’t even have a worst enemy, but in the event that I did, I would not be even half as mean to them as I am to myself. Body Dysmorphic Disorder: I got it on lock. Comedian Annie Lederman (who, by the way, looks really familiar, and I’m not sure if it’s because I ran into her at a party or something or because she bears a striking resemblance to Emily VanCamp, nor will I ever know, but we do have one mutual friend on Facebook) did an uncanny job of capturing the dichotomy between what you see when you look at me, which is an average, acceptably attractive human female, and what I see when I look in the mirror, which is Danny Devito. ACCURATE. [Annie Lederman via Huffington Post]

Daria Morgendorffer Is The Role Aubrey Plaza Was Born To Play

aubrey plaza as daria
"High school was like the civil war."

Aubrey Plaza, as an actress, does dead-eyed and monotone-voiced really well. Which is why she’s actually perfect to play Daria, in a live-action version of the popular MTV cartoon. She basically is Daria, right? Unfortch, this movie isn’t real (yet!), but the faux trailer is a good start. [College Humor]

Aubrey's Rom-Com Idea
Aubrey Plaza wants to pitch this rom-com idea to Ryan Gosling. Read More »
aubrey on masturbating
Aubrey Plaza Talks About Her Masturbation Scene In "The To-Do List"
That time she had to masturbate in a movie. Read More »
Aubrey Would Murder
... for a piece of Ryan Gosling. Read More »

A Super Fun Wedding RSVP Card, For Once

"Unplugged" Wedding
Andrea is so glad she didn't ban guests from taking photos. Read More »
Wedding Drunks
14 types of drunks you'll bump into at a wedding! Read More »
Wedding Week 2013
Wedding season is here once again! Read More »
"Princess Bride" Wedding
Hey, it's your day -- do it AS YOU WISH! Read More »
funny wedding rsvp card

Listen up, potential wedding guests. You’re gonna wanna come to our wedding, okay? The Kerr and Solano clans are a lot of fun. But guys, we are going to need a headcount, so that we can make sure we have enough booze and snacks for all y’all. So kindly make it your beeswax to fill out this RSVP card and let us know whether you’ll be partying with us or if you’re gonna be totally lame. In case you can’t read the small print, we’ve helpfully enlarged the card, after the jump! [Reddit] Keep reading »

Men At Twerk Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

Twerk it!

Twerking. It’s the “Dougie” of 2013, the Macarena of the zeitgeist. It also appears to be a very popular YouTube extracurricular activity — and not just amongst the Miley Cyruses of the world. This Huffington Post Comedy video sets a bunch of twerkin’ dudes to the sweet sounds of classical music. It really elevates it, don’t you think? [Huffington Post]

Twerkin' Again
Miley Cyrus Twerks At Juicy J Concert
Miley Cyrus twerked onstage at Juicy J's show. Read More »
Miley Twerks
And in a unicorn onesie no less. Watch »
Lap Dance Time!
Watch Amelia Give Ian Ziering A Lap Dance
When Ian Ziering asks for a lap dance, you don't say no. Read More »

100-Year-Old Woman Just Really Wants To Have Sex, Is That So Wrong?

When You're A 100-Years-Old, You Can Ask Everybody About Their Private Parts
"How's ya dick hangin'?"

Old people: they do what they want. And if they’re feeling pervy and want to ask a reporter “How’s ya dick hangin’?”, well, so be it. I am not going to get in the way of a centenarian trying to make a love connection. Are you? [YouTube via BroBible]

Ask Almie: Older Men
Almie shows us how to make time with an older guy. Read More »

The “Snape Does Things” Tumblr Is Just As Entertaining As You’d Expect

Rowling's New Book
The author's newest title has nothing to do with her previous series. Read More »
Hipsters As Jackie
Jackie Roseanne
Our other favorite Tumblr: Hipsters Who Dress Like Jackie From Roseanne. Read More »
Suri's Burn Book Tumblr
What does the writer have to say about the TomKat divorce? Read More »

Remind me again why cardboard cutouts of celebrities and film characters exist and are available for purchase? Oh, wait, nevermind, somebody else beat you to it, and it’s whoever made it their life’s mission to chronicle the mundane daily activities of Severus Snape. Aside from teaching Potions, Professor Snape also enjoys sulking on Valentine’s Day, going trick or treating, playing hide and seek, running on the treadmill, and basking in the great outdoors. He even wakes up in strange locations covered in glitter and awash in unidentified pills, like me on Tuesday Saturday morning! He’s just like one of us! Except better, being that he is the Half Blood Prince and all. [Snape Does Things]

Catflakes! Now With More Catflakes!

"Cat Men" Doc
cat men documentary
"Cat Men" is a documentary about crazy cat gentlemen. Read More »
Cats screaming like goats
Yup, give it a whirl. Read More »
Cat Love
Julie explains why her cat is the love of her life. Read More »
Sloth Hugs Cat
sloth cat
More like sloth smothers cat. Watch »
Catflakes-Now-With-More-Catflakes

You were thinking you needed some sort of work diversion that combined your love of cats with your passion for wintry weather? Oh good, because there’s Catflakes, a website that provides users with hours of simulated cat-snowflake-hybrid fun. Catflakes allows you to adjust the type and speed of your catflakes, so you can enjoy a light dusting of catflakes, or a heavy blizzard of catflakes, take your pick! And in the event that cats really bum you out, well, there’s a special Grumpy Cat-flavored option just for you.

So yeah, if you need me, I’ll be enjoying the catflakes for the next few glorious hours. [Catflakes]

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