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A Fake Subway Sign That (Sadly) Should Be Real

Barf On The Subway
Some dude barfed on Jessica on the subway. Yuck! Read More »
Subway BJs
subway blowjob
Nooo! Not on the subway!! Read More »
Gives Birth On Subway
woman gives birth to baby on subway photo
This woman gave birth alone on the subway at 1:30a.m. Read More »
Celebs On The Subway
20 celebs who aren't too good for the Tube. Read More »
subway etiquette poster

You’d think that it’d be pretty obvious: clipping your nails in a public place, especially a crowded subway car, is a bad idea. Not just a bad idea, but also a very unhygienic one. And yet! People still feel totally comfortable doing things they should probably only ever do in the privacy of their own homes, under the veil of anonymity on public transportation. Some fed-up soul put up this subway etiquette poster reminding commuters that, no, clipping your rotting toenails is not appropriate public transportation behavior. As the sign notes, “it’s crazy that this even has to be mentioned,” and yet, unfortunately, it really does. [Twitter]

“Breaking Bad” Does R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” And My Heart Explodes

"Breaking Bad" Bingo!
breaking bad bingo game
Play our game, bitch! Read More »
Breaking Bad Cat
walter white cat
He's adorable, but he possibly cooks meth. Read More »
Breaking Bad: The Musical
Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical
A middle school version of the meth-y TV show. Read More »
Breaking Bad does R Kellys Ignition Remix
Bounce? Bounce! Bounce? Bounce!

Is it my birthday? No seriously, is it my birthday? How else can you explain someone creating such a perfect masterpiece of all the things I’m interested in? The only thing that’s missing from this extremely comprehensive video of the cast of “Breaking Bad” doing R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” is maybe a basket of kittens eating a pizza. If you don’t want to see Jesse Pinkman utter “bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce,” I don’t want to know you. [YouTube]

How To Politely React To Your Friend’s Terrible Engagement

How To Politely React To Your Friend's Terrible Engagement
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

For the most part, I’m super excited when one of my friends gets engaged. Good for them, finding the person of their dreams and shit. But what if your friend gets engaged to someone terrible? How are you supposed to respond to that? Because telling her how you really feel — “Do you really want to make the biggest mistake of your life?!” — is out of the question, and staring at her outstretched, blinged-out hand in horror would be, you know, rude, comedienne Sasheer Zamata has some suggestions for how to respond, without lying, when your pal tells you she’s marrying some douchebag. Step 7, “Gestures and Sounds,” will probably be my go-to. [The Hairpin]

The Pinterest Bride
Pinterest wedding
Planning a wedding with Pinterest? Total nightmare! Read More »
GT: Engagement Pressure
One writer asks why everyone else is obsessed with her engagement. Read More »

Be My Boyfriend: Engineering Student Nick Selby Crushes Georgia Tech Convocation — And Our Hearts

Be My Boyfriend: Batman Goatee
This guy wears the bat signal on his face! Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Turtleman
Why Julie loves the "Call of the Wildman" star. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Jet Bike
This guy built a jet engine bike. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Engineering Student Nick Selby Crushes Georgia Tech Convocation -- And Our Hearts
"I am doing thatttttt!"

Dear Nick,

I watched the inspirational and well-soundtracked speech you gave to the incoming class of engineering students at Georgia Tech, and I was inspired! No, I’ll never build an “Iron Man” suit, and I’ll likely never attend the Georgia Tech engineering program, because, well, math. But your speech was so powerful — especially the part where you said “If you wanna play theme music during your convocation speech like a badass, you can do that! I … am … doing … that!” – that I now feel prepared to take on a new challenge: making you my boyfriend so hard. Keep reading »

Prince Unveils His New Pancakes-Inspired Album Art

Prince Unveils His New Pancakes-Inspired Album Art

Prince is finally on Twitter, you guys, and it’s just about as wonderful as you might expect. The Purple One actually has a sense of humor about himself, or so it would seem based on the new album artwork he just posted via the social media site. Prince, or someone in his entourage made a “Breakfast Can Wait” album cover, inspired by a 1994 2004 ”Chapelle Show” sketch. In it, Charlie Murphy recalls a wild night spent at Prince’s mansion, where they played “shirts vs. blouses” basketball and ate pancakes.

Of course, this is not (probably?) actually the new Prince album cover, but it is an actual new song: Keep reading »

A Penis Cake Pan’s Continued Quest For Relevancy

DIY Penis Implants
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Penis on Mars!
Thanks, NASA. Teenage boys rejoice! Read More »
Miley's Penis Cake
Miley Cyrus munched on a penis cake at her BF's birthday party. Read More »
Smallest Penis Award
Nick Gilronan won the title of "Smallest Penis In Brooklyn"
This man is small and proud. Read More »
a penis cake pans continued quest for relevancy

The penis cake pan’s struggle is oft-commemorated in poetry and song. Surely you remember the Dylan Thomas poem “Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night (Penis Cake Pan).” It goes:

Do not go gentle into that good night penis cake pan / Your novelty cake pan should burn and rave at close of day / Rage, rage against the dying of the penis cake pan.

It’s a very famous poem. What does one do with a penis cake pan after the bachelorette party/penis-themed seasonal bacchanal/fertility party is over? One brave woman put on her baking imaginarium cap and tried to figure it out. Check out her handy penis-work after the jump! [BForbel]

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Anika’s “In The City” Vid Turns Marriage Into A Beauty Contest — For Men

The Knife's New Video
"A Tooth For An Eye" deconstructs masculinity. Read More »
Iggy Azalea's "Bounce"
Bounces her way into cultural appropriation. Read More »
Mumford & sons Surprise
Mumford And Sons Hopeless Wanderer Video
This video is not what it seems. Read More »
anika in the city
"Pray for me."

German electronic songstress Anika makes moody mysterious dance pop. Her latest track, “In the City,” is a ’70s disco-heavy number, and is accompanied by a head-turning video. A young girl is presented with several potential beaus who must audition for her. She chooses a partner based on the quality of their legs. Yes, their legs. The winner gets a bride, and as far as we can tell, a sheep’s head in a plastic bag. Not too shabby. [YouTube]

Man Makes Dumpster Into Home, And We’re Not Hating It

Astro 101: Home Life!
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Who Does Housework?
Who does the work in your house? Read More »
The World's Thinnest House
It will probably freak you out. Read More »
man living in dumpster - vacation home

Gregory Kloehn, a California designer and proud dumpster dweller, is livin’ the dream, my friends. Not only is this oversized trash receptacle his Brooklyn vacation home, but as it sits atop wheels, he can totally move it outside of the NYC borough. You know, like a little portable bachelor pad. Vegas, here he comes! He converted the $2,000 dumpster into a cozy portable home, complete with a kitchen, toilet (?), bed, retractable roof, and water tank. And truly, what else does one need? He described his epiphany on the HGTV show “You Live In What?” with this explanation: ”It just hit me. I thought, Hey, this is the perfect shape for a home.” How do the ladies resist? Kloehn: 1. The rest of us: 0.  [Daily MailMetro UK] [Image courtesy of Metro UK]

Bet You Can’t Do This: Intern Recites Mean Girls In 30 Minutes

mean girls
"She is a fuuugly slut!"

Well this makes me feel inadequate. Christopher Rosa, Next Movie‘s intern, literally recited the whole Mean Girls movie in less than 30 minutes. And I know this because I played it in the background as I was writing this post. I mean, I could only understand Rosa’s performance about 50 percent of the time, when he’s actually acting it out. And the other 50 percent of the time? Kind of a mix of half words and gibberish. Whatever. Still so fetch. [Crushable]

Mad Men Meets Mean Girls
Scenes from "Mad Men" with lines from "Mean Girls." Read More »
Mean Girls The Musical?
mean girls
Tina Fey says Paramount is interested in a musical version of "Mean Girls." Read More »
"Mean Girls" Video
Watch this private video from the "Mean Girls" cast. Read More »

Guys With Fries Gives You A Fast Food Fix

Fast Food Fashion
When mayo and pickles become couture. Read More »

You like hot guys. You like French fries. You are shocked and appalled that it’s taken the world this long to come up with a site that celebrates the two at the same time. And yet, here we are, in 2013 with Guys With Fries. A single-serving blog in which dude’s cell phones are Photoshopped out of selfie shots and replaced with a container of fries, this is either the most dirty snack food/sex combo, or the most brilliant underground marketing for McDonald’s. Click through to see a couple more fry guys (including one who’s trying to kill us by also holding a puppy). [Guys With Fries] Keep reading »

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