“It would be sad if anyone chewed your faces off because you’re so pretty” should totally be your new pickup line. [Splitsider]
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Tap Your Toes To “50 Shades Of Grey,” The Musical
Thank God this “50 Shades Of Grey” musical is just a parody. I don’t think Broadway is ready for the Red Room Of Pain just yet. But in the mean time, at least the NYU’s musical theater program is getting some work. [Flavorwire]
Tumblr Of The Day: “Game Of Bridesmaids”
"Game Of Thrones" Lingo
"Make water," "smallclothes," and other words and phrases from the series. Read More »
The recipe for a perfectly done Tumblr blog: 1) Take two things that don’t have anything to do with each other and put them together. 2) Laugh at the perfect randomness. For example, this new Tumblr called “Game of Bridesmaids” which is, you guessed it, smarty pants, “Game of Thrones” meets “Bridesmaids.” Check out a few more after the jump, and the rest at the link! [Game Of Bridesmaids] Keep reading »
Enter The Witness Protection Program With: Incognito!
God, life can get so messy when you witness a murder, am I right? Follow Alison and Andrew as they attempt to escape two violent killers via the Witness Protection Program. Well, sort of. This is why hipsters should never, ever, get involved with murder. Like, ever. [YouTube]
Check Out The Awesome Gay Version Of “Girls,” “The Outs”
Things "Girls" Got Right
13 things from the "Girls" premiere that seemed universally accurate. Read More »
Meet Mitchell and Jack. They used to date, but they’re no longer together, and they’re dealing with the breakup in strikingly different ways. Jack’s a little more, shall we say, self-destructive, while Mitchell’s a bit more self-deprecating. Follow them through the six episodes of “The Outs” (so far the first two are up online) as they try and make their way post-split. It’s hard not to see parallels with that other show about hip twentysomethings living in Brooklyn, “Girls,” but somehow these guys have a bit more humanity and heart.
Amy Poehler Is Having A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Remember Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day? Well that’s Amy Poehler’s life, according to this hilarious interview on the new IFC show, “Comedy Bang Bang.” Created by one of the guys who invented “Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis,” “Bang Bang” features host Scott Aukerman and musician/comedian Reggie Watts, who is literally everywhere these days. Also, check out Amy’s sweet hairdo, guys. She’s looking mighty fly. (Psst, this episode also features a special song from Will Forte!) [Cinema Blend]
Whoops: University Of Texas Has A School Of “Pubic” Affairs
The University of Texas at Austin had to make a major apology to its graduates after accidentally producing commencement materials listing its School of Public Affairs as a School of “Pubic” Affairs. Because they felt really bad about it, the school issued an apology via Twitter, noting, “Our deepest apologies to our 2012 graduates for the egregious typo in our program. We are working to distribute corrected programs.” In the meantime, let’s have fun imagining what the School of Pubic Affairs might cover. Sex scandals? STDs? Weird-looking penises? Let’s hope so! [Yahoo]
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What Always Makes You Laugh?
We’ve all got our go-to thing that always makes us crack up. Just thinking about it makes you giggle a little bit. For Amelia, for example, it’s this weird poster of “The Breakfast Club” with Walt Jr. from “Breaking Bad”‘s face superimposed over all the main characters. For you, it might be kittens rolling off the bed, or the “I’m so excited” episode of “Saved By the Bell.” Whatever it is, we’d love it if you’d share with us your go-to funny thing in the comments. It’s Monday after all, so we could all use a laugh. And in the meantime, check out the rest of ours, after the jump. Keep reading »
The Cat Relaxation You Didn’t Know You Needed
Cats live very stressful lives. You might not have known it, because they hide it very well, with all their fur licking, sleeping, pooping and general air of cool detachment and remove. But if this video of a cat enjoying the spoils of a neck massager is any indication, cats need all the relaxation they can get. [YouTube]
Child Stars Come Out Against Kirk Cameron
Bigots "Lost" Gay Marriage
Bigots admit they've lost the gay marriage battle in our generation. Read More »
Eighties sitcoms are funny, but what isn’t funny: Kirk Cameron’s stance on homosexuality. So some of his fellow ’80s child stars took a stand against Kirk and formed Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron (CCOKC). Cast members from “Out of this World,” “Adventures in Babysitting,” “Mr. Belvedere” and more are speaking out about Cameron’s vile ways. Because not all former child stars are created equal. [Funny or Die]
