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“Smile!” With The Smile Bitch Training Camp

You wouldn’t want to ruin a strange man’s day by not giving him a big toothy grin when he calls at you on the street, “SMILE!” With the Smile Bitch Training Camp, you, too, can be ready to look happy for absolute strangers no matter how shitty your day has been.  [Twitter.com/JancelleJComic] … More »


38 Things Men Can Do To Make Themselves More Attractive To Women

Get ready to take notes… … More »


Stop What You’re Doing & Let The ‘Apparently Kid’ Make Your Day

In my day, I’ve come across many children I want to snatch up and keep for myself, and Noah Ritter has now made his way to the top of my list (sorry, Blue Ivy, you’ve been bumped). The five-year-old was visiting a local fair when WNEP gave him the chance to talk on live television… More »


Sink Your Teeth Into A Big, Juicy Peach Butt

Two of my favorite things in this whole world are peaches and butts. Put those two together, and you have the greatest lovechild of all time, not including Blue Ivy Carter. So what is a peach butt, you ask? … More »


An Inner Monologue: The 17 Stages Of Trying To Have An Orgasm (In GIFs)

Happy National Orgasm Day! And for some of you, Happy Faking It Day! I can only hope that those of you who plan on commemorating today’s holiday will find success in your sexual endeavors, but I’m sure more than a few of you will end up flipping through “King of Queens” reruns and letting out… More »


30 Regrets We Can All Relate To

This morning, I was telling Sophie about the time my father kept throwing “the shocker” in family photos after his “friends” from work lied and told him it meant ‘I’m badass.’ Now, we have a pile of photos from a reunion barbecue that need to be incinerated before they make their way to the internet. More »


Father-To-Be Poses For Pregnancy Photoshoot Because His Wife Didn’t Want To

Redditor DruishPrincess69 and his wife are expecting a baby, but when the mom-to-be declared that she wasn’t interested in posing for one of those obnoxious, cheesy, over-the-top pregnancy photoshoots, DruishPrincess69 did what most guys wouldn’t — he pushed out his beer gut and posed for the pictures himself. The results, shot by photographer Kerri Lohmeier,More »


I Can’t Stop Laughing: Bride’s Accidental Text Results In The Most Epic Wedding Photo Ever

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. One lucky couple can now include the world’s most iconic photo in their wedding album, and it’s all because of a little miscommunication. Bride-to-be Kristen, who was planning to marry in England, text messaged a group of friends inviting them to a bridal party barbecue and photo shoot,… More »


Single Girl Holds Open Casting Call For New Boyfriend

Jessie Kahnweiler is in the market for a boyfriend. She lives in LA, so she decided to hold an open casting call, because nothing brings all the boys to the yard like an appearance credit in a YouTube video. Jessie is hilarious, and while I can do nothing to help her ind her dream man,… More »


University Of Oregon Public Safety Officer Reveals Co-Workers’ Extensive List Of People Who Should “Eat A Bowl Of Dicks”

A former University of Oregon public safety officer is suing the University after being fired in 2012 for reporting misconduct within the school’s police department. According to the released officer James Cleavenger, a handful of his fellow officers kept a “Bowl of Dicks” list which they regularly updated instead of working. For those… More »


Girl Gets Her Wisdom Teeth Removed, Promptly Expresses Desire For Ryan Gosling’s “White Dick”

Hmm, filming someone as they’re waking up from anesthesia after getting their wisdom teeth removed — mean or hilarious? I think it depends entirely on what they say while they’re under the influence and have big wads of cotton stuffed in their cheeks. For example, this woman is hilarious. All she wants is to have… More »


Frisky Mad Libs: [Adjective] Love Story


The 5 Best Comedy Specials On Netflix Right Now

So I don’t like movies that much, and I’ve run through all of “Orange is the New Black,” “Archer,” “Adventure Time,” “Breaking Bad,” “American Horror Story” (not season 3, I will not), “House of Cards,” “Orphan Black,” “Doctor Who,” and “New Girl.” So I sometimes find myself wanting to watch something for only an hour… More »


LULZ For Days: Dude Demonstrates How Various Animals Eat

This video series has been around for a little bit, but it just came across my Facebook news feed and made me literally LOL over and over again, so I just had to share. Watch as MisterEpicMan (and his dinner companion) demonstrate the manner in which various animals — from alligators to kangaroos — eat… More »


I Cannot — Cannot! — Stop Laughing At This Kid Going Buck Wild At A Florida Marlins Game

I can’t tell if this kid is going apeshit because something awesome happened during the game or if he’s just super stoked to be on TV. Regardless, something tells me his parents have their hands full with this one! [Huffington Post] … More »


Fartzenegger: Because Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies Definitely Need More Fart Sounds

You know what was missing from classic films like “Terminator 2,” “Three Men & A Baby” and “Total Recall”? Flatulence. As our friends at The Superficial put it, “we’ve achieved peak internet.” [The Superficial] … More »


Man Films Celine Dion’s “All By Myself” Music Video While Stuck Overnight At The Airport

Oh, the things you can do with a smartphone these days! A man named Richard Dunn found himself stuck overnight at the Las Vegas Airport, so he did what any bored adult man with an expensive toy in his pocket would do: he filmed a music video for Celine Dion’s power ballad “All By Myself.” More »


How Feminists Watch Commercials

Actually, yes, this does accurately sum up how I watch both shaving cream commercials and the E! channel. For the sake of comediennes Akilah Hughes and Suzanne Hitchman, I hope other feminists are able to laugh at this, too. [YouTube] … More »


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