Posts tagged "funny"

Three-Year-Old Boy Punches Brother, Calmly Explains He Needs Pancakes Immediately

The beauty of being a grown-up is that when you get cravings, you have the ability and means to drive yourself to the store (or, in my case, McDonald’s) to immediately satisfy those cravings. No such luck for three-year-old Connor.

When young Connor found himself without pancakes, he felt his only solution wa…

By: Katie Oldenburg / June 3, 2014

Drew Barrymore Plays “Would Drew Barrymore Like That?”

This skit goes on waaaaay too long, but I give a tip of the hat to Drew Barrymore for her utter graciousness playing a rather insane game of “Would Drew Barrymore Like That?” with Billy Eichner from “Billy On The Street.” The premise goes like this: Billy asks whether Drew Barrymore would like something and…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 21, 2014

I Would Totally Watch “Law & Order: Game Of Thrones”

Tyrion Lannister stands accused of a crime he didn’t commit, but his dad and sister have stacked the jury with people determined to find him guilty of King Joffrey’s murder. There’s only one man who could get to the bottom of this, find the real killer and get Tyrion the justice he deserves — Detective…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 17, 2014

By The Numbers: Bachelorette Parties

Strip clubs, pole dancing, penis hats, comedy shows, bar crawls, wine nights, weekend getaways! Bachelorette parties are both a money and time suck that sometimes has us feeling like basic bitches and other times make us feel like we never want to hang out with guys again. In honor of that special time of year…

By: Janet Manley and Emily Winter / May 15, 2014

Babies With Eyebrows Are The Best Kind Of Babies

What’s the point of having a baby if not to draw scraggly, cartoon villain eyebrows on her face? (Yeah, I know there are other reasons to have a baby. Indulge me on this one.) Thanks to all the parents willing to put  black eyeliner little Connor or Emma’s big bald noggin and share it with…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 13, 2014

What If Period Product Commercials Used Red Dye Instead Of Blue?

I don’t know about you, but my monthly period never comes out looking like the watery blue liquid seen in every tampon and maxi pad commercial. What if those ads actually used red dye instead of blue to more accurately reflect the color of, you know, PERIOD BLOOD? The funny folks at Upright Citizens Brigade went there.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 7, 2014

Attention, Beyonce Haters: The Beygency Is Coming For You

Sick of hearing “Drunk in Love” every time you turn on the radio? Not convinced Beyonce’s secret album drop was essentially the second coming? Prefer, gulp, Rihanna? KEEP. IT. TO. YOURSELF. As one man learned the hard way, anything but 100 percent allegiance to the Queen B will get you picked up and dealt with …

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 5, 2014

An Imagined Conversation Between Researchers Who Studied How Attractive Women Are When They Wear Makeup

A study by researchers in Bangor University and Aberdeen University surveyed 44 students and reported that subjects found women with makeup less attractive than the same women without makeup. They actually proved this with numbers. Numbers! Look, Mom, I scienced! The study was published by the Quarterly Journal of Experimental Psychology and picked up yesterday

By: Kale Bogdanovs / May 1, 2014

RIP Society: Guy Attempts Backflip At Graduation And Flops On His Face

I have to give some props to recent graduate Robert Jeffrey Blank. Who else is brave enough to attempt a backflip in front of thousands of your peers and closest family members, all in the name of some extra attention? But the ex-Davenport University student didn’t exactly stick his landing — in fact, he fell…

By: Claire Hannum / April 30, 2014

Watch This Couple’s Taylor Swift-Inspired Baby Announcement

When Nate and Erica Eaton found out they were expecting a second child, they were shocked. They figured their friends and family would be surprised too, so they put together a video that switched up the lyrics to Taylor Swift’s “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” to share the good news in a thi…

By: Claire Hannum / April 29, 2014

Grown Up Annie Visits “Late Night With Seth Meyers”

Somehow I missed this last week, but it’s never too late to get to know Grown Up Annie! Musical theaters favorite redheaded orphan stopped by “Late Night With Seth Meyers,” still a little drunk after a long night out at the club. So what has Annie been up to since Daddy Warbucks adopted her and…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 28, 2014

“Let It Go(T)” Is The “Frozen”/”Game Of Thrones” Mashup You Didn’t Know You Needed

I have yet to see “Frozen,” but that damn “Let It Go” song is inescapable. I was on the verge of totally hating it, but then I saw this “Game of Thrones”/”Frozen” mashup, with lyrics like “Who’s the hero on this show? / Tyrion? That new guy? Even book readers don’t know,” and I had a…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 19, 2014

Watch: Seth Rogen And Zac Efron Flash Penis, Try Out To Be The “Workaholics”‘ #CubicleNeighbors (NSFW)

For those of you who haven’t seen “Workaholics” on Comedy Central, you’re missing out on life. Adam, Ders and Blake are like the modern day “Three Stooges” except way dirtier, and they’re looking for a fourth cube mate. In this hilarious video, Seth Rogen and Zac Efron both try out for the spot by showing off…

By: Katie Oldenburg / April 17, 2014

This Kitty Is Obsessed With Tapping On Newspapers

Today in Animals Doing Weird But Oddly Endearing Things: Bibia the cat loves tapping his paw on anything made of paper. Once a newspaper or paper bag is in front of him, he touches it over and over and over again repetitively Really, it’s almost like Bibia has got kitty obsessive-compulsive disorder. Maybe Bibia like…

By: Claire Hannum / April 10, 2014

“SNL”‘s International Nasty Girls Want “Dongs All Over The World”

Yay! “Saturday Night Live”‘s International Nasty Girls (aka the show’s female cast members and the group behind the song, “(Do It On My) Twin Bed”) are back with a new unbashashadly slutty girl power anthem called “Dongs All Over The World.” It’s about travel sex, which I know a thing or two about. Catch them…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 7, 2014

An Honest Trailer For “Game Of Thrones”

Not sure whether you want to binge-watch HBO’s “Game of Thrones” before Sunday’s fourth season premiere? Check out this honest trailer (there’s a spoiler-free version as well) for the series, so you have a better sense of what you’ll be in for with this dungeon master guide/porno set in a place where everything is the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 2, 2014

Dying: This Video Of A Guy Freaking Out Because His Girlfriend Just Can’t Is Literally Everything

Oh my god stop it, girl, I can’t. I literally cannot. This video is so everything that I’m just like yaaaaaaaasssssss. I’m literally dyinnnng. Love! Just lovvvvve! [Gawker]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 21, 2014

A Truly Honest (And Hilarious) YouTube Beauty Tutorial

I’m a pretty big fan of YouTube hair and beauty tutorials. Without them, my sock bun and liquid eyeliner game would be terrible rather than “eh, I guess it’s good enough to leave the house like this.” But I think I love this YouTube beauty tutorial, from the hilarious and relatable and cool Akilah Hughes (of First Black

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 20, 2014

Please Enjoy Jonah Hill & Maroon 5 Singing This Awesomely Bad Song About Handjobs

Who would’ve thought a rock song about handies would include such awesome riffs? And who knew there were so many creative lyrics about them? Before Jonah Hill became the star of “Superbad,” he was music producer “Slick Rubin” in this several-years-old Maroon 5 video. (How young does Adam Levine look here?) The skit is pretty hilarious,…

By: Claire Hannum / February 20, 2014

North Carolina Teachers Rap “Ice Ice Baby” To Announce Snow Day

Why didn’t we ever have any teachers this willing to act like total dorks on the Internet? [YouTube]
Meanwhile, a little farther north, a college student learns the best way to handle not having a snow day off is to angrily tweet about it. [Gothamist]
A friend of Mia Farrow’s is blabbing…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 13, 2014
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