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University Of Oregon Public Safety Officer Reveals Co-Workers’ Extensive List Of People Who Should “Eat A Bowl Of Dicks”

A former University of Oregon public safety officer is suing the University after being fired in 2012 for reporting misconduct within the school’s police department. According to the released officer James Cleavenger, a handful of his fellow officers kept a “Bowl of Dicks” list which they regularly updated instead of working. For those unfamiliar with a “Bowl Of Dicks” list, it is a list people and things that should eat a bowl of dicks. Yes, it’s that simple. Keep reading »

Girl Gets Her Wisdom Teeth Removed, Promptly Expresses Desire For Ryan Gosling’s “White Dick”

Girl Gets Her Wisdom Teeth Removed, Promptly Expresses Desire For Ryan Gosling's "White Dick"
Me Every Day, Basically

Hmm, filming someone as they’re waking up from anesthesia after getting their wisdom teeth removed — mean or hilarious? I think it depends entirely on what they say while they’re under the influence and have big wads of cotton stuffed in their cheeks. For example, this woman is hilarious. All she wants is to have sex with Ryan Gosling. Can’t the girl get a little white dick? And if not, looking like a Kardashian will do. This is pretty much my daily inner monologue, minus the “white” dick part. I like dicks of all colors. [Gawker]

Frisky Mad Libs: [Adjective] Love Story

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The 5 Best Comedy Specials On Netflix Right Now

The 5 Best Comedy Specials On Netflix Right Now

So I don’t like movies that much, and I’ve run through all of “Orange is the New Black,” “Archer,” “Adventure Time,” “Breaking Bad,” “American Horror Story” (not season 3, I will not), “House of Cards,” “Orphan Black,” “Doctor Who,” and “New Girl.” So I sometimes find myself wanting to watch something for only an hour and also wanting to laugh: Enter Netflix comedy specials. Keep reading »

LULZ For Days: Dude Demonstrates How Various Animals Eat

The T-Rex Only Looks Refined At First

This video series has been around for a little bit, but it just came across my Facebook news feed and made me literally LOL over and over again, so I just had to share. Watch as MisterEpicMan (and his dinner companion) demonstrate the manner in which various animals — from alligators to kangaroos — eat their food. And after the jump, there’s part two! Keep reading »

I Cannot — Cannot! — Stop Laughing At This Kid Going Buck Wild At A Florida Marlins Game

I can’t tell if this kid is going apeshit because something awesome happened during the game or if he’s just super stoked to be on TV. Regardless, something tells me his parents have their hands full with this one! [Huffington Post]

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