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Which Type Of Female Dancer Are You?

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Which One Are You?
Types Of Dancers
You'll always see these people shakin' it at the club. Read More »

If you’re like a lot of people, you spent at least part of New Year’s Eve in da clurrrb sweatin’ off that fifth cocktail. Okay, maybe that was just me. Now I need to watch this video intently and figure out which type of dancer I am/steal some of their moves. I’m probably the “clumsy” or the “self molester,” not to be confused with the “hair molester.”  Which one are you? [YouTube via Laughing Squid]

This Children’s Book Illustration Is The Dirtiest Thing I’ve Seen All Week

Since I began working at The Frisky, it’s safe to say my mind has taken a permanent vacation in the gutter: I see phallic clouds, vaginal-looking sandwiches and the number 69 is everywhere. So when someone else stumbles upon something unintentionally inappropriate, I smile wide and remember that I’m not alone in this dirty, dirty world. Take for example, this children’s book illustration, which was posted to Reddit by an appalled parent. Keep reading »

This Is What Happens When Molly’s Grandma Goes Shopping For Christmas Gifts At Spencer’s

This Is What Happens When Molly's Grandma Goes Shopping For Christmas Gifts At Spencer's

A Redditor posted this photo on the site yesterday, explaining, “My cousin Molly’s grandma went into Spencer’s to look for presents for her family. She thinks she found the best presents ever!” Molly, besides being the name of the completely not amused girl in the Obey shirt, is a nickname for the club drug MDMA. This is why we need to keep our parents and grandparents up-to-date on the latest drug slang, guys. [Huffington Post]

Hitler Reacts To Getting Tila Tequila’s Sympathy And Support

Hitler Reacts To Getting Tila Tequila's Sympathy And Support
"She never even called Bobby..."

There really is nothing funny about Tila Tequila’s obvious mental health issues, which are evident in her recent rants (excuse me, “satire”) about sympathizing with Hitler and fearing lizard people. But there is something funny about Hitler rejecting Tila Tequila’s support because, amongst other things, she didn’t even call Bobby after “A Shot At Love” finished filming. Thanks to reader Jenna for passing along this flawlessly subtitled video! [YouTube]

Italian Lady Explains All The Italian Hand Gestures You Need To Know (NSFW)

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Parlare Come Un Italiano!

During all the years I studied Italian, I never learned much of the important stuff I needed in Italy, like “Only with a condom on!” and “Get your hand out of my purse, you fucking pickpocket scum.” Too bad comedian Veronika Poli wasn’t around. Here are all of the hand gestures you need to know to tell someone to fuck off or shut up, or draw more attention your boobs. The only other thing you need to know is to bring your own condoms and just shake it in their face. [Laughing Squid]

HELP WANTED: Online Dating Assistant For Busy, Ambivalent Single Professional

HELP WANTED: Online Dating Assistant For Busy, Ambivalent Single Professional

To All Interested Applicants:

Please review the detailed job description before applying. Given that I am too busy with my career, extracurricular activities (like playing Candy Crush and occasionally going to SoulCycle) and an active social life (hanging out with my dog Lucca and tweeting at celebrities) to devote the time required to have a shot at successful online dating, I definitely don’t have the energy to sift through online dating assistant applicants who are not qualified for the job. Please do not apply unless you are willing and able to perform all of the job duties. Keep reading »

Sarah Silverman & W. Kamau Bell Rehash Sexist Joke On “Totally Biased”

Sarah's Dog Dies
Sarah SIlverman Dog Duck
Sarah Silverman wrote a touching obit for her dog. Read More »
Sarah's Rad Rabbi Sister
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Sarah Silverman's sister got detained for Jewish feminist activism. Read More »
Marriage Is "Gross"
Sorry, boys, but Sarah Silverman is not interested in marriage. Read More »
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"I don't want girls to see me hurt by jokes about age."

Sarah Silverman went on “Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell” on Thursday to hash out … well, a lot of stuff.

First, there were Bell’s problems: eight years ago when Silverman’s comedy/documentary “Jesus Is Magic” came out, Bell wrote an impassioned blog post (on MySpace, which is what we did back then) about how he thought some of her jokes were racist. Now when you Google his name, that post comes up rather highly. But Sarah Silverman had no hard feelings, I guess, because she wanted to work with Bell a couple years ago. All should be well and good, right? Well, no. Silverman recently appeared at the Comedy Central roast of James Franco, where she cracked a bunch of gay jokes. One of the “Totally Biased” comedians responded to her with some (frankly dumb) jokes about how old she looks. Forty-two is practically dead. So W. Kamau Bell played that dumb clip for her while Silverman was his guest on the show and what resulted was a really refreshing conversation about sexism. Keep reading »

I Need This Karma Chameleon Phone

Awesome '80s Workouts
These work out videos from the '80s will make you sweat. Read More »
No Cell Phone!
What Ami learned from a week without her cell phone. Read More »
I Need This Karma Chameleon Phone
Karma Chameleon!!!

I guess back in the ’80s some baby genius manufactured a phone reflective of the hit Boy George song “Karma Chameleon.” As evidenced by the video, it’s a phone shaped like a chameleon that sings to you every time someone calls. I want it, I want it, I want it! [YouTube]

Robin Thicke Loves And Respects Women, You Hear?

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"I Love & Respect Women"

Why did it take comedian Eliot Glazer playing Robin Thicke for me to realize how sleazy this guy looks? The gelled hair, the aviator sunglasses, the one-too-open-buttons shirt … I know that’s maybe not the point of this “Robin Thicke Talk Show” spoof, but I got some serious douchechills. [YouTube]

A Fake Subway Sign That (Sadly) Should Be Real

Barf On The Subway
Some dude barfed on Jessica on the subway. Yuck! Read More »
Subway BJs
subway blowjob
Nooo! Not on the subway!! Read More »
Gives Birth On Subway
woman gives birth to baby on subway photo
This woman gave birth alone on the subway at 1:30a.m. Read More »
Celebs On The Subway
20 celebs who aren't too good for the Tube. Read More »
subway etiquette poster

You’d think that it’d be pretty obvious: clipping your nails in a public place, especially a crowded subway car, is a bad idea. Not just a bad idea, but also a very unhygienic one. And yet! People still feel totally comfortable doing things they should probably only ever do in the privacy of their own homes, under the veil of anonymity on public transportation. Some fed-up soul put up this subway etiquette poster reminding commuters that, no, clipping your rotting toenails is not appropriate public transportation behavior. As the sign notes, “it’s crazy that this even has to be mentioned,” and yet, unfortunately, it really does. [Twitter]

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