Posts tagged "funny"

When Breast Cancer Awareness Goes Wrong: Penis & Vagina Cookies

Happy Breast Cancer Awareness month! Would you care for a pink ribbon cookie? Or is that … wait … are those dicks? Or are they vaginas?
Imagine one woman’s surprise when she was perusing the baked goods in her University’s cafeteria and she stumbled upon these bad boys. Thankfully, she uploaded a photo to Reddit to…

Katie Oldenburg / October 13, 2014

Kid Goes Full-On Diva On Live TV

Step aside, Beyoncé. Bitches have a new diva to bow down to.

8 News Now’s Patranya Bhoolsuwan was reporting a live news segment about the opening of a shopping mall in Nevada last week, when a videobomber’s fierce as fuck dance moves stole the show. This kid was full-on Gaga from the second…

Katie Oldenburg / October 13, 2014

Giant Mutant Spider Dog Pulls Off Greatest Scare Prank Ever

With Halloween approaching, The Frisky ladies have been trying to figure out what Amelia’s dog Lucca should wear this year — and then we saw this. Sylwester Wardega of Poland decided to dress up his dog as a giant spider, complete with furry, dangling legs, and scare the crap out of random, unsuspecting strangers. The prankster…

Katie Oldenburg / October 10, 2014

This Prep School Rap Battle Is What A Hogwarts Freestyle Competition Would Be Like

Everything about this is gold.
Some students from the UK went all “8 Mile” on their prep school campus when an impromptu rap battle commenced, reminding the rest of us why we don’t see too many preppy sixteen year olds in the rap game these days. The overall theme of their weak four-line rhymes i…

Katie Oldenburg / October 9, 2014

Meet The Worst “Price Is Right” Player Ever

This is Corey. Corey has an unrealistic idea of how much things cost, which puts him at a serious disadvantage playing “The Price Is Right.” When the game show contestants were asked to estimate the price of a beautiful, new hammock, Corey’s bid was so outrageous that a fellow competitor turned around and, out of…

Katie Oldenburg / October 8, 2014

Singer Skates Over Carpet, Busts Ass Belting Out Canadian Anthem

Whether we like to admit it or not, we all like watching people fall. As long as I know he/she is okay, there’s nothing that makes me laugh harder than normal people just totally eating it while they’re walking down the sidewalk, dancing on stage, or in this case, skating around a hockey rink. Mark…

Katie Oldenburg / October 6, 2014

Creative Ways To Announce A Pregnancy In Any Profession

Facebook is overrun with pictures of baby bumps or “side belly cleavage,” as I like to call it, originating with women announcing their journey from TTC (trying to conceive) to TWW (two-week window after ovulation) to Chosen Ones With Tiny John McCains in Their Bellies. As friends, we’re overjoyed when we see these in our…

Janet Manley / October 1, 2014

Amorous Polish Donkeys Reunited At Zoo After Slut-Shamey Separation

It isn’t just teenaged girls who are slut-shamed for their sexual behavior. A pair of donkeys at a zoo in Poznan, Poland were unfairly and unjustly separated after their “amorous” “lovemaking” upset local mothers. …

Jessica Wakeman / September 26, 2014

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The “Ray Rice Makeup Tutorial”

Megan MacKay, can we be friends? Because your “Ray Rice makeup tutorial” (hey, watch it first before you get offended!) is the most cutting commentary of our complete cultural fucktitude over Ray Rice that I’ve seen. You can watch more of Megan’s work on YouTube for her takes on LEGO’s female scientists, Hobby Lobby and Planned…

Jessica Wakeman / September 17, 2014

Watch Old People React To The “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Trailer, Read Scenes From Book

Warning: What you are about to see is equal parts hilarious and uncomfortable. YouTubers The Fine Bros have corralled a bunch of elders and forced them to watch the trailer for “Fifty Shades of Grey,” which left some squeamish and others completely intrigued. My favorite commentator is the lady who refers to the movie subject…

Katie Oldenburg / September 16, 2014

Vancouver Fails To Appreciate Naked, Erect Satan Sculpture

The good people of Vancouver were none too pleased at a new piece of artwork that appeared in view of the city’s SkyTrain commuters: a nine-foot-tall, bright red, naked, erect Satan statue, who saluted viewers with one hand while (you might say devilishly) reaching for his penis with the other. The Lord Of Darkness appeared…

Jessica Wakeman / September 13, 2014

These Derpy Dogs Are Stoned After A Visit To The Vet

I would never condone recreational painkiller use by domesticated animals. Just say no, dogs! But if they’re going to get high off of pain medications due to a trip to the vet, while, I guess that’s okay. Just make sure you film it for a supercut of high-off-their-ass pooches who have no idea what’s going…

Jessica Wakeman / September 13, 2014

Apparently, The “Apparently Kid” Went On “Ellen”

Nothing brings joy to our hearts and barren wombs like “Apparently Kid”! And his appearance on “Ellen” yesterday did not disappoint. Noah Ritter — the five-year-old boy whose interview with a local newscaster went viral for his strong opinions about carnival rides and adorable overuse of the word “apparently” — took some time out from…

Jessica Wakeman / September 12, 2014

Channing Tatum Introduces “The Dick Graze”

Hey fellas, the next time you run into Channing Tatum and his hand touches your junk by way of a hello, don’t be alarmed — he’s not getting frisky, he’s just being friendly. That’s the dick graze! This hilarious video features Chan (rocking a very ’90s haircut, BTW, which really emphasizes the thickness of dat…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 9, 2014

14 Things You Need To Know About Ibiza, Judging By The Celebs Who Party There

Well, another fabulous summer in Ibiza comes to a close. The A-listers were busy this summer: Zac Efron got cozy with Michelle Rodriguez, Bieber got punched, Paris Hilton ate dinner. I compiled a few simple rules to help you survive next time you find yourself partying on the bronzed coast. Do they call it that?

Leah Prinzivalli / September 3, 2014

15 Passive Aggressive Sandwich Boards

We’ve all had one of those days, in which we’re full of bitterness and taking it out on everyone but the one person who actually made us angry. Luckily for society, I’ve never been put on sandwich board duty at a job on one of those days. Restaurant and coffee shop employees of the world, I envy…

Claire Hannum / August 31, 2014

Adorable Children Try Vegemite For The First Time, Are Not Impressed

“Vegemite is a dark brown Australian food paste made from leftover brewers’ yeast extract with various vegetable and spice additives,” begins the Wikipedia page for noxious spreadable Vegemite. If you haven’t had the pleasure, Vegemite tastes extremely salty, is the color of dark poop, and has the consistency of slightly melted peanut butter.  You ca…

Jessica Wakeman / August 30, 2014

Watch This Woman Accidentally Eat Bird Poop Ice Cream

Happy Almost-Labor Day Weekend! It’s going to be a hot one, so eating ice cream is going to be an activity for a lot of people this weekend. Hopefully none of them have the grave misfortune of eating their ice cream 1) underneath a shitting bird and 2) with a loved one who is willing…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 29, 2014

Office Note War Erupts Over Missing Turkey & Swiss Sandwich

It’s happened to us all. You take the time to make yourself an amazing sandwich, carefully wrap it and tote it to work, place it in the office refrigerator, and count down the hours until lunchtime, when you can finally enjoy the fruits of your labor — only to discover some bastard of a perso…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 23, 2014

Girl Does #ALSIceBucketChallenge After Wisdom Teeth Removal, Hilarity Ensues

Little does Meghan Waterman know, she’s about to become an Internet sensation. The reason being is twofold: 1) Her Ice Bucket Challenge video to raise money for ALS is downright hilarious, and 2) because she literally has no inhibitions or self-awareness thanks to the drugs she’s on following the removal of her wisdom teeth.

Katie Oldenburg / August 21, 2014
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