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Be My Boyfriend: The “People’s Court” Announcer

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THE PEOPLE'S COURT!

There’s histrionics, and then there’s histrionics. And perhaps nobody knows that better than the announcer guy for “The People’s Court.” He’s turned witty voiceover-speak into a slightly sardonic, possibly passive aggressive and definitely psychotic artform. Just listen!

 

Ron Swanson Wants You To Be Bacon Safe

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"When It Comes To Bacon, Be Prepared."

Be tough, be smart, don’t forget to lovingly groom your moustache — and save all the bacon you possibly can. That’s what “Parks and Recreation”‘s Ron Swanson recommends, especially considering we’re supposedly heading into a bacon shortage. You might, like Ron, want to consider all of your bacon hiding spots, okay? The more you know … [YouTube]

Watch: Karl Lagerfeld Meets A Cat Named After Him On French TV

All Things Choupette
All of the urgent news updates regarding the famous beauty. Read More »
Karl's Cat Has Maids
Karl Lagerfeld's Siamese cat Choupette has two personal maids. Read More »
Herr Karl
Before he was the king, he was just Karl. Maybe. Read More »
Miaou à tous!

Just one time won’t do; you’re going to have to watch this video at least twice before you can even begin to comprehend what’s going on … and maybe not even then. Karl Lagerfeld graced French television Monday night as a guest on talk show Le Grand Journal and, naturellement, the subject arose of le chat Choupette. An admirer takes the opportunity to praise Karl’s love of cats, then proceeds to shock the Chanel designer by turning the camera to his own pet, Chat Lagerfeld. We soon discover that Chat Lagerfeld may not, in fact, be a cat at all. At all. The Kaiser is not amused. (But he totally is.) [The Cut]

Colonel Meow Throws Some Shade On Boo

This Cat Is Mayor
A cat named Stubbs is the honorary mayor of an Alaskan town. Read More »
Presidential Cats
Cats who look like famous White House inhabitants. Read More »
Spanx for cats?
cat spanx
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"F**kin' Hipster"

Colonel Meow is like the anti-Lil Bub — a cat so fiercely snooty and evil that he refers to his followers as “minions.” The other day, Colonel Meow took to Facebook to show his disdain for another familiar furry face — Boo, the adorable Pomeranian pup. Needless to say, Meow is not a fan. [YouTube]

Karl Knows Klass: Operation Lagerfeld Is Now In Motion

Karl's "Fat" Comment
Adele is "a little too fat," according to designer Karl Lagerfeld. Read More »
Shut Up, Karl
Karl Lagerfeld runs his mouth about the Middleton sisters. Read More »
Herr Karl
Before he was the king, he was just Karl. Maybe. Read More »

Attention, wanton young ladies everywhere (shit, are they talking about me?): Chanel is coming for you, and it isn’t going to be pretty. Well, maybe not quite, but police in the British town of Bolton are laying down the law with Operation Lagerfeld, a zero-tolerance plan targeting teenage girls “drinking in the streets in the early hours of the morning.” Before anyone cries slut-shaming, I think it’s pretty clear that the intention of this scheme is to keep said girls safe, because as town sergeant Dave Tann explains, “They are vulnerable and could become the victim of a serious crime.” It’s only natural that they bring Karl’s name into the mess, because really, who better to instill a touch of modesty in young libertines than the arbiter of class himself, who’s been known to occasionally advise that certain women should only show their backsides? [Anorak]

Definitive Proof That Cats Are Superior To Dogs

Cats & Lasers
cats and laser pointers
It's the cat video to end all cat videos. Read More »
No Cats, Please
Ami won't date a man with a pet cat. Read More »
Cats Don't Kiss Ass, Asses Kiss Cats

I love this video, which helpfully outlines just why and how cats rule and dogs drool. The only small suggestion I have is that they hire German director Werner Herzog to narrate the next one. This video is instructive, and very, very accurate (though Amelia and Lucca might say otherwise). [Buzzfeed]

Check Out Glenn Close’s Svelte New Beach Bod!

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Just kidding! This is obviously not actually Glenn Close’s body, but merely a strange photo opp that took place during Sunday night’s Emmy Awards. A lot of weird stuff goes on backstage at the Emmys — and there are tons of personal gifting suites, so that rich people who can afford anything are able to get everything for free. Apparently this photo was part of some gift suite mayhem. That’s great and all, but can somebody please ask Glenn Close to stop staring at me?

Frisky Original Video: Almie Rose On How To Land An Older Man

Older Men, Younger Women
Do all older men want a much young girlfriend? Read More »
"Oh, Your 401K Is So Big!"

You’ve always wondered what it might be like to get with that older, distinguished dude in your office, right? You’re all, “What was life like before the Internet?” And he’s all, “Shut up and help me boot up my computer.” You’re so clearly meant for each other, if only he could see it! Our friend Almie Rose has made this helpful video which will guide you through the process of snagging an older guy. Enjoy! — Editors

Flowers For The Etitor-In-Chef

Words We Hate
We want to retire these words and phrases forever. Read More »

A friend of mine received a lovely bouquet of flowers from her bosses, congratulating her on a job well done. Ally is an editor of a new travel magazine, and we think the card was supposed to read: “Congratulations on your new magazine, miss editor-in-chief. –Adam and Jake.” But that is so, so, so not what was typed up on the card. Irony!

Scandalous Butt-Baring Men’s Fashions From The 1950s

Dude Looks We Love
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Dude Looks: Tweed Jackets
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Looks For The Modern Male

What were the most cutting edge men of the 1950s wearing to the beach? Butt-baring barely-there swimwear, if this old reel is any indication. This fashion show, highlighting the creations of campy Brit designer Dale Cavana,  features male models with shockingly tiny waists, revealing animal-print banana hammocks, and de rigeur “leisurely” knotted ties. Enjoy! [YouTube]

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