James Franco spent the holiday weekend with his family, including his part-Jewish, Santa-loving Grandma, who had a message for those people who are scared of seeing “127 Hours.” Keep reading »
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James Franco’s Grandma Has A (Belated) Christmas Message
James Franco spent the holiday weekend with his family, including his part-Jewish, Santa-loving Grandma, who had a message for those people who are scared of seeing “127 Hours.” Keep reading »
Mary-Kate Olsen Doesn’t Know How To Move Her Face
How Ke$ha Got Her “$”
Ke$ha and Funny or Die have teamed up to tell rock ‘n’ roll mythology, “Behind the Music”-style. That’s right, folks, you can blame Ke$ha’s “$”on a Shakey’s Pizza sign. I’m thrilled that behind all that glitter, Ke$ha has a sense of humor about herself. [NY Post]
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Fabio, My Imaginary Friend
Gabrielle Union Has More Booty Than You Do
And I thought I had a lot of junk in my trunk. Horny dudes looking to see Gabrielle Union in a sexy lingerie shoot will get another thing altogether when Union reveals that she has more of a booty bubble than any of us ever will. I don’t want to give away the ending, but I will say that the surprise is about as sexy as Eva Mendes’ sex tape. Keep reading »
Wayne Brady And Mike Tyson Redo Bobby Brown’s “Every Little Step” Video
I don’t know if you have to have been around to see the original version of Bobby Brown’s “Every Little Step” video to appreciate this oh-so faithful reenactment starring Wayne Brady and, um, Mike Tyson, but I find it to be totally hilarious. Mike needs to work on memorizing his choreography, though. Make sure to watch all the way through to catch “Celebrity Fit Club”-sort-of-grad Brown’s rapping resurrection. [Bishopia] Keep reading »
Catblocking: What Happens When Your Kitty Doesn’t Want You To Get Down
The one problem with having a pet or dating someone with a pet is that sometimes that pet gets in the way of having a good time. In this hilarious Funny or Die video, Dave Franco (that’s James’ brother) is trying to get it on with Jamie Lynn-Sigler, but his cat Arturo is kind of, well, c**kblocking him. Catblocking. Whatever. From now on, when my dog Lucca decides to hop up on the bed and sniff my sex partner’s bare butt while we’re doing our business, I am going to call it dogblocking. [Funny Or Die] Keep reading »
Know Your Women’s History: A Lady Made That
How does a women’s studies professor get a roomful of disinterested students excited about women’s historical contributions? Through the magic powers of rap, of course. When Professor Hannah Scott can’t get her class to pay attention, she enlists a team of campus rappers to teach her how to rap — and creates an original jam about famous female inventors throughout history. But will it work? [Funny or Die] Keep reading »
What’s A Brostitute?
Take a peek inside a new documentary which exposes the underbelly of “brostitutes,” men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money. I wasn’t aware that bro-ing out was such a hot commodity. Especially “fart play.” Upsides include getting paid to play video games and watch sports. Downsides include lots of hangovers. Benefits include hilarity. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
Undercover Karaoke With Jewel
After watching this Funny or Die video where Jewel dresses up as “Karen,” a random business woman with a big schnoz and sings some of her hit songs at a karaoke bar, I’ll forever wonder if the chump singing next to me is really Lionel Richie in a wig. My favorite line in the video is when a patron tells “Karen,” after hearing her sing, that it doesn’t matter how ugly she is, with a voice like that, she’ll get laid. [via Jezebel] Keep reading »
