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Spoiler Alert! Hank Reveals His “Breaking Bad” Ending

breaking bad hank
"The babe and Hank kiss. A lot. It's awesome."

Okay, maybe not the ending of “Breaking Bad” but an ending for “Breaking Bad”  — if the actor Dean Norris, who plays Hank Schrader, had his way. It involves a reverse-hair-growing process, a sexy babe, and a talking skateboard, so yeah, we’d totally watch this Hank-created version. Wouldn’t you? [Funny or Die]

Breaking Bad does R. Kelly
Breaking Bad does R Kellys Ignition Remix
Give me some of that "beep beep" Read More »
"Breaking Bad" Bingo!
breaking bad bingo game
Play our game, bitch! Read More »
Breaking Bad: The Musical
Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical
A middle school version of the meth-y TV show. Read More »

Where Are My Dragons? “Gay Of Thrones” Recaps The Frickin’ Red Wedding

Gay of Thrones recap
"You can have this ratchet hoe, or this busted mess..."

Are you sick of us talking about “Game of Thrones” yet? Too bad! Because the Red Wedding was totally cray and we are gonna be talking about that shit for days, not counting the time spent crying about it to our therapist. Our favorite fellow straight iron enthusiast Jonathan is right there with us in the obsession. The guy behind the incredible “Gay of Thrones“ recaps is back with another one, this time in mourning shawl. [Funny Or Die]

Grieving "Game Of Thrones"
The five stages of grief following the infamous wedding scene. Read More »
Gay of Thrones
Gay of Thrones
Serving up straight Westeros realness. Read More »
Jon Snow, Bad Boyfriend
you know nothing Jon Snow
"Game of Thrones" Jon Snow sucks at dating. Read More »

“Gay Of Thones” Is Serving Straight Up Westeros Realness

Gay of Thrones
"Bye-bye lucious Theon penis!"

Listen up, “Game of Thrones” fans — we have some weekend homework for you. Your assignment is to go back and watch all of Funny or Die’s “Gay of Thrones” recap series because for real? This is fucking “GoT” cracksauce. Each week, hairdresser Jonathan recaps all the dragons, butts, scheming and whatnot that “GoT” has to offer. He hasn’t done a recap for this past episode just yet, so we’re posting the one from episode seven instead.

We’re super sorry we slept on this so long, because this is required viewing for “GoT” fans. I mean, he refers to Daenarys as Christina Aguilera. I live for this.

To make your homework easier, we’ve embedded the other five episodes of “Gay of Thrones” (including one featuring Alfie Allen) after the jump. Keep reading »

Women Hate "GoT"?
As Cersei would say, BITCH PLEASE. Read More »
"Game Of Thrones" GIFs...
...react to anti-gay marriage Facebook status updates. Read More »
"Game Of Thrones" Lingo
"Make water," "smallclothes," and other words and phrases from the series. Read More »

“Bitchy Resting Face” Sufferers Unite!

bitchy resting face
"You're not alone."

Do you suffer from “bitchy resting face”? Are you constantly being asked by loved ones and strangers “what’s wrong?” Do people misinterpret practically everything you say as some kind of snotty reproach? If that’s the case, you’re not alone. There’s lots (dozens) of us suffering from “bitchy resting face,” plagued by the fear that people think you’re just being super snotty all the time. And if you’re worried that women are unfairly saddled with “bitchy resting face,” just remember that men have “asshole face” to contend with, too. [Taylor Orci] Keep reading »

Don't Tell Me To Smile
Posters address strangers who tell us to "smile." Read More »
Bitch face
bitchface how I feel
In graphic form. Read More »
Hell Yeah, Bitch!
All of Jesse Pinkman's "Bitches!" in one video. Read More »

Lost Footage From The Postal Service Band Try Outs!

Zooey & Ben Split
Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard are splitting after two years. Read More »
Ben Gibbard Is Better Off
Zooey Deschanel & Ben Gibbard photo
Why the Postal Service's Ben Gibbard should get over Zooey Deschanel. Read More »
Postal Service Style
UK mail carriers wear Dr. Martens. Read More »
Postal Service parody
"We both hate bass, so let's just get this over with."

Ha! Not really, but this is a reimagined glimpse back to the Postal Service’s formative years. In honor of the 10th anniversary of their debut album, we have PS member Jimmy Tamborello auditioning members for the spot that would eventually be taken by Death Cab For Cutie’s Ben Gibbard (all of that was just too twee for words). Up for the job? Weird Al, Aimee Mann, Moby, Duff McKagan, Paige Hamilton from Helmet, Nate from Sunny Day Real Estate, Blink-182′s Tom Delonge and a slew of others.

Unrelated: Ben Gibbard has the largest, squarest head I’ve ever seen.

Anne Hathaway & Samuel L. Jackson Have A Sad-Off

Anne Vs. Matt Lauer
She handled his icky question about her crotch flash with class. Read More »
Nothing Says Christmas Like Slaves And Whores

Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson both have pretty grim movies coming out just in time for the holidays. Hathaway stars in “Les Miserables” while Jackson is in Quentin Tarantino’s latest “Django Unchained.” In this Funny Or Die video, Anne and Sam prep for the holidays and compare notes on whose movie is more depressing. It’s Slaves Vs. Whores in this Sad-Off! [Funny Or Die]

Courtney Stodden Reads Her Own Super Sexy Sensual Tweets

Courtney's Legal!
Courtney Stodden is old enough to do porn or pose for "Playboy." Read More »
Meet Courtney Stodden
The 16-year-old married a 51-year-old man with parental approval. Read More »
Courtney Tweet Quiz
Spot the real Courtney Stodden tweets from the fakes! Read More »
Alliteration Has Never Sounded So Erotic

Courtney Stodden, the finally legal wife of decrepit actor Doug Hutchison and current star of “Couples Therapy,” a show in which I’m bizarrely invested, is one of the most ridiculous people on the planet. My favorite thing about her is the way she abuses alliteration in her Twitter posts. In the above Funny Or Die video, Courtney reads some of these super sexy sensual tweets aloud in her most super sexy sensual voice. On a related note, I feel icky. [Funny Or Die]

“The Real Dragwives Of Atlanta”

RuPaul's All-Stars
The "RuPaul's Drag Race" all-stars season is coming soon. Watch »
Andy On Bitch Fights
Andy Cohen is tired of all the bitch fights. Just stop already! Read More »
Life Lessons From RuPaul
12 life lessons Ami has learned from "RuPaul's Drag Race." Read More »
A "RHOA" Spoof
"I'm very rich, bitch!"

Dida Ritz and Latrice Royale of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” brilliantly recreate Nene Leakes and Sheree Whitfield’s famous falling out on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” Some of the most creative shade throwing I’ve seen in a while. Next episode suggestion: Sheree’s infamous fight with the party planner, Anthony. I think Dida can serve up some “Who gon’ check me boo?” realness. [WOW]

Ryan Lochte: “If I See A Toilet, I’m Definitely Not Peeing There”

Ryan Lochte On Twitter
ryan lochte twitter
The Olympic swimmer says some weird stuff. Read More »
Jeah! Jeah! Jeah!
The many different ways to use Ryan Lochte's favorite word. Read More »
Call Me Lochte
But let's keep the conversation short, kay? Read More »
"I Pee Gold ... When I'm A Little Dehydrated."

America’s favorite flippered himbo, Ryan Lochte, proves he has a sense of humor about himself and the ability to read a teleprompter in this Funny Or Die video about peeing in pools. I’m a little nervous about his upcoming book, 50 Shades of Yellow, though. Sounds too kinky for me. On another note, where can I get one of those “JEAH!” hoodies? Need. [via Tres Sugar]

Here’s Your “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Parody

"50 Shades" Classes
kinky photo
Want to try BDSM? Take a class! Read More »
50 Shades Of Grey
Read more about the new BDSM erotica hailed as "mommy porn." Read More »
Selena's Justin Tat
selena gomez photo
Selena Gomez has a (fake!) tattoo of Justin's name. Read More »
Watch Video

I was never really sure what it was about Selena Gomez that got Justin Bieber all in a tizzy. But it seems that maybe she’s kind of funny? Here she is starring alongside Nick Kroll in a funny parody of softcore S&M hit Fifty Shades of Grey entitled “Fifty Shades of Blue,” in which she falls for a disgusting painter named Carl Blue. [Funny Or Die]

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