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Would You Have Sex With Paul Rudd?

I Predict That Will Be A Resounding "Yes"

I would tell you my answer to that question, but I think you already know. [Funny Or Die]

Jon Hamm Narrates “Tough Justice” Starring Lady Mary As An Ass-Kicking Cop

Jon Hamm Narrates "Tough Justice" Starring Lady Mary As An Ass-Kicking Cop
"She's not Lady Mary anymore..."

I find it impossible to separate Michelle Dockery from Lady Mary, her character on “Downton Abbey,” and apparently neither can she. Even when playing Connie Tough, a bad ass cop in “Tough Justice” alongside Michael Chiklis — on TNT, natch — her hoity-toity side comes out. There is a prim and proper way to fight crime, you know. (Bonus: Jon Hamm narrates!) [Funny Or Die]

Rebecca Romijn Introduces The Hand Bra For Breast Cancer Awareness

Rebecca Romijn introduces the Hand Bra for BCA
The Hand Bra!

Ah, the Hand Bra: I know it well. Granted, I am more familiar with the Rachel Krause Hand Bra than the Rebecca Romijn Hand Bra, but a Hand Bra is a Hand Bra and they all work just the same. Except Rebecca’s version helps to call attention to Breast Cancer Awareness Month, while mine functions for more selfish reasons, such as not losing an eye while running for the subway. [Gossip Cop]

This Post Is For That One Person At Book Club Who Never Finishes The Book

busted!
Taryn Manning book club mafia
I Totally Read "Gone Girl," What Are You Talking About?
Book Club Rules
Five rules for a book club that actually reads. Read More »

When I was in a book club, I only finished the chosen books about half the time. So I feel you, Taryn Manning (yup, Pennsatucky from “Orange Is The New Black”). I really feel you. But your mistake was lying about that shit. [Funny Or Die]

Alyssa Milano’s Sex Tape Will Leave You Feeling…Informed

Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
We've got a seriously NSFW clip! Read More »
Revolting Sex Tapes
Revolting Celeb Sex Tapes
We wish other sex tapes had been released instead of these. Read More »
Alyssa Milano's Sex Tape
Watch Alyssa Milano's sex tape!

While most celebrity sex tapes include a lot of well, sex, Alyssa Milano gets risque and tackles social issues in the bedroom. Basically, her Funny Or Die sex tape spoof is the most genius way ever arouse interest about whats going on in Syria. I think Farrah Abraham would benefit greatly from watching it. And maybe Alyssa could do a follow up sex tape that focuses on the history of feminism. [Funny Or Die]

Spoiler Alert! Hank Reveals His “Breaking Bad” Ending

breaking bad hank
"The babe and Hank kiss. A lot. It's awesome."

Okay, maybe not the ending of “Breaking Bad” but an ending for “Breaking Bad”  — if the actor Dean Norris, who plays Hank Schrader, had his way. It involves a reverse-hair-growing process, a sexy babe, and a talking skateboard, so yeah, we’d totally watch this Hank-created version. Wouldn’t you? [Funny or Die]

Breaking Bad does R. Kelly
Breaking Bad does R Kellys Ignition Remix
Give me some of that "beep beep" Read More »
"Breaking Bad" Bingo!
breaking bad bingo game
Play our game, bitch! Read More »
Breaking Bad: The Musical
Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical
A middle school version of the meth-y TV show. Read More »

Where Are My Dragons? “Gay Of Thrones” Recaps The Frickin’ Red Wedding

Gay of Thrones recap
"You can have this ratchet hoe, or this busted mess..."

Are you sick of us talking about “Game of Thrones” yet? Too bad! Because the Red Wedding was totally cray and we are gonna be talking about that shit for days, not counting the time spent crying about it to our therapist. Our favorite fellow straight iron enthusiast Jonathan is right there with us in the obsession. The guy behind the incredible “Gay of Thrones“ recaps is back with another one, this time in mourning shawl. [Funny Or Die]

Grieving "Game Of Thrones"
The five stages of grief following the infamous wedding scene. Read More »
Gay of Thrones
Gay of Thrones
Serving up straight Westeros realness. Read More »
Jon Snow, Bad Boyfriend
you know nothing Jon Snow
"Game of Thrones" Jon Snow sucks at dating. Read More »

“Gay Of Thones” Is Serving Straight Up Westeros Realness

Gay of Thrones
"Bye-bye lucious Theon penis!"

Listen up, “Game of Thrones” fans — we have some weekend homework for you. Your assignment is to go back and watch all of Funny or Die’s “Gay of Thrones” recap series because for real? This is fucking “GoT” cracksauce. Each week, hairdresser Jonathan recaps all the dragons, butts, scheming and whatnot that “GoT” has to offer. He hasn’t done a recap for this past episode just yet, so we’re posting the one from episode seven instead.

We’re super sorry we slept on this so long, because this is required viewing for “GoT” fans. I mean, he refers to Daenarys as Christina Aguilera. I live for this.

To make your homework easier, we’ve embedded the other five episodes of “Gay of Thrones” (including one featuring Alfie Allen) after the jump. Keep reading »

Women Hate "GoT"?
As Cersei would say, BITCH PLEASE. Read More »
"Game Of Thrones" GIFs...
...react to anti-gay marriage Facebook status updates. Read More »
"Game Of Thrones" Lingo
"Make water," "smallclothes," and other words and phrases from the series. Read More »

“Bitchy Resting Face” Sufferers Unite!

bitchy resting face
"You're not alone."

Do you suffer from “bitchy resting face”? Are you constantly being asked by loved ones and strangers “what’s wrong?” Do people misinterpret practically everything you say as some kind of snotty reproach? If that’s the case, you’re not alone. There’s lots (dozens) of us suffering from “bitchy resting face,” plagued by the fear that people think you’re just being super snotty all the time. And if you’re worried that women are unfairly saddled with “bitchy resting face,” just remember that men have “asshole face” to contend with, too. [Taylor Orci] Keep reading »

Don't Tell Me To Smile
Posters address strangers who tell us to "smile." Read More »
Bitch face
bitchface how I feel
In graphic form. Read More »
Hell Yeah, Bitch!
All of Jesse Pinkman's "Bitches!" in one video. Read More »

Lost Footage From The Postal Service Band Try Outs!

Zooey & Ben Split
Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard are splitting after two years. Read More »
Ben Gibbard Is Better Off
Zooey Deschanel & Ben Gibbard photo
Why the Postal Service's Ben Gibbard should get over Zooey Deschanel. Read More »
Postal Service Style
UK mail carriers wear Dr. Martens. Read More »
Postal Service parody
"We both hate bass, so let's just get this over with."

Ha! Not really, but this is a reimagined glimpse back to the Postal Service’s formative years. In honor of the 10th anniversary of their debut album, we have PS member Jimmy Tamborello auditioning members for the spot that would eventually be taken by Death Cab For Cutie’s Ben Gibbard (all of that was just too twee for words). Up for the job? Weird Al, Aimee Mann, Moby, Duff McKagan, Paige Hamilton from Helmet, Nate from Sunny Day Real Estate, Blink-182′s Tom Delonge and a slew of others.

Unrelated: Ben Gibbard has the largest, squarest head I’ve ever seen.

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