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George R. R. Martin Was On “Gay Of Thrones”!

George R. R. Martin Was On "Gay Of Thrones"!
George Is Serving Up Some Next Level Westeros Realness

As far as I’m concerned, there are only two “Game of Thrones” recaps you should be interested in: 1) the in-depth episode recaps at the New York Observer and 2) the hi-laaaaarious Funny or Die series “Gay of Thrones,” in which hair stylist Jonathan dishes on each episode while he works. I can only imagine Jonathan straight up made water in his 2xist smallclothes when A Song of Ice & Fire creator George R. R. Martin agreed to make an appearance. I love the fact that his cameo is also a reference to “The Princess Bride,” one of the best movies ever. (There are spoilers for the season four finales, so beware.) [Funny Or Die]

Watch Uzo Aduba Audition For All The Roles On “Orange Is The New Black”

Watch Uzo Aduba Audition For All The Roles On "Orange Is The New Black"
"You come and you taste the borscht..."
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Uzo Aduba, who plays Suzanne (aka “Crazy Eyes”) on “Orange Is The New Black,” is a remarkable actress — so remarkable that she easily could have played any of the roles on the hit Netflix show. I mean, just watch her audition tape, which features her reading for Taystee, Poussey, Red, Alex, Norma, Nicky, Pennsatucky and, of course, Piper. I’m still happy she landed the role of Suzanne, but I really enjoyed the way she channeled Lil Wayne when auditioning for Poussey. Skeet, skeet! [Funny Or Die]

Funny Or Die Imagines What Sofia Coppola’s Live-Action “The Little Mermaid” Might Look Like

Funny Or Die Imagines What Sofia Coppola's Live-Action "The Little Mermaid" Might Look Like
Why So Sad, Ariel?

First of all, Sofia Coppola really is directing a live-action film version of “The Little Mermaid.” Secondly, I don’t think it’s going to be that far off from what this Funny or Die spoof — starring AnnaSofia Robb and Evan Peters — presents. A melancholy hipster romance, set to great music with lots of late-afternoon sun glare? Yep, looks and sounds like a Sofia Coppola film! (That’s not a diss — I’ll be first in line to see the real thing.) [i09]

Would You Have Sex With Paul Rudd?

I Predict That Will Be A Resounding "Yes"

I would tell you my answer to that question, but I think you already know. [Funny Or Die]

Jon Hamm Narrates “Tough Justice” Starring Lady Mary As An Ass-Kicking Cop

Jon Hamm Narrates "Tough Justice" Starring Lady Mary As An Ass-Kicking Cop
"She's not Lady Mary anymore..."

I find it impossible to separate Michelle Dockery from Lady Mary, her character on “Downton Abbey,” and apparently neither can she. Even when playing Connie Tough, a bad ass cop in “Tough Justice” alongside Michael Chiklis — on TNT, natch — her hoity-toity side comes out. There is a prim and proper way to fight crime, you know. (Bonus: Jon Hamm narrates!) [Funny Or Die]

Rebecca Romijn Introduces The Hand Bra For Breast Cancer Awareness

Rebecca Romijn introduces the Hand Bra for BCA
The Hand Bra!

Ah, the Hand Bra: I know it well. Granted, I am more familiar with the Rachel Krause Hand Bra than the Rebecca Romijn Hand Bra, but a Hand Bra is a Hand Bra and they all work just the same. Except Rebecca’s version helps to call attention to Breast Cancer Awareness Month, while mine functions for more selfish reasons, such as not losing an eye while running for the subway. [Gossip Cop]

This Post Is For That One Person At Book Club Who Never Finishes The Book

busted!
Taryn Manning book club mafia
I Totally Read "Gone Girl," What Are You Talking About?
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When I was in a book club, I only finished the chosen books about half the time. So I feel you, Taryn Manning (yup, Pennsatucky from “Orange Is The New Black”). I really feel you. But your mistake was lying about that shit. [Funny Or Die]

Alyssa Milano’s Sex Tape Will Leave You Feeling…Informed

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Revolting Sex Tapes
Revolting Celeb Sex Tapes
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Alyssa Milano's Sex Tape
Watch Alyssa Milano's sex tape!

While most celebrity sex tapes include a lot of well, sex, Alyssa Milano gets risque and tackles social issues in the bedroom. Basically, her Funny Or Die sex tape spoof is the most genius way ever arouse interest about whats going on in Syria. I think Farrah Abraham would benefit greatly from watching it. And maybe Alyssa could do a follow up sex tape that focuses on the history of feminism. [Funny Or Die]

Spoiler Alert! Hank Reveals His “Breaking Bad” Ending

breaking bad hank
"The babe and Hank kiss. A lot. It's awesome."

Okay, maybe not the ending of “Breaking Bad” but an ending for “Breaking Bad”  — if the actor Dean Norris, who plays Hank Schrader, had his way. It involves a reverse-hair-growing process, a sexy babe, and a talking skateboard, so yeah, we’d totally watch this Hank-created version. Wouldn’t you? [Funny or Die]

Breaking Bad does R. Kelly
Breaking Bad does R Kellys Ignition Remix
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"Breaking Bad" Bingo!
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Breaking Bad: The Musical
Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical
A middle school version of the meth-y TV show. Read More »

Where Are My Dragons? “Gay Of Thrones” Recaps The Frickin’ Red Wedding

Gay of Thrones recap
"You can have this ratchet hoe, or this busted mess..."

Are you sick of us talking about “Game of Thrones” yet? Too bad! Because the Red Wedding was totally cray and we are gonna be talking about that shit for days, not counting the time spent crying about it to our therapist. Our favorite fellow straight iron enthusiast Jonathan is right there with us in the obsession. The guy behind the incredible “Gay of Thrones“ recaps is back with another one, this time in mourning shawl. [Funny Or Die]

Grieving "Game Of Thrones"
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Gay of Thrones
Gay of Thrones
Serving up straight Westeros realness. Read More »
Jon Snow, Bad Boyfriend
you know nothing Jon Snow
"Game of Thrones" Jon Snow sucks at dating. Read More »
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