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The 11 Funniest Names In Football (Past & Present)

The 11 Funniest Names In Football (Past And Present)

A few weeks ago, I was watching the Packers- Seahawks game, when it sounded like the commentator referred to one of the Green Bay players as “Ha Ha Clinton-Dix.” All of a sudden, I was paying close attention because I thought I missed an inappropriate political joke. When the announcers continued to say it, I immediately Googled Ha Ha Clinton-Dix to find that he is, in fact, a Safety on the Packers. BEST. NAME. EVER. Now, whenever one of my friends sends me a funny text message, instead of replying “Ha Ha,” I send them a photo of my favorite new player. But he’s not the only man with an unfortunate moniker┬áto grace the NFL. Here are 11 players, both past and present, whose names alone make watching football worthwhile. Keep reading »

This Kid Is Going To Have Issues

Poor Jesus Condom. I’m sure he gets teased mercilessly. What were his parents thinking? Obviously about God and birth control. A great name for a band, yes, but not for a child. Check out other people with very unfortunate names such as Sally Mangina, Batman Bin Suparman, and B.J. Cobbledick here. [Funny or Die] Keep reading »

Revealed: Guys’ Secret Porn Folders!

I have this theory, which our Mind Of Man confirmed, that men save their downloaded porn in folders with silly names. Like “Unicorns,” as DeVore wrote. And yes, I know women download porn too (although, seriously people, you can watch it online for free), and maybe I’ll tackle THOSE funny names another time. But for now check out the REAL names of porn folders, according to the plethora of men I just polled, after the jump… Keep reading »

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